Fitness

Oljemannen’s Peak: 250kg Bench, 400kg Deadlift, and a New Purpose

Weeks have passed since I first covered the rise of “Oljemannen,” the man whose controversial journey into extreme strength has left the entire Nova Praetoria fitness community in awe. But if you thought his feats of power had peaked, think again. This week, Oljemannen shattered expectations once more: ???? Monday: 250 kg bench press for […]

Fitness

Achieving Balance: The Ultimate Health Hack

Hey there, adrenaline junkies! Are you ready to take your fitness game to the next level? As a fitness enthusiast, I know that being strong and flexible are two essential pillars of a healthy lifestyle. But here’s a secret – the real magic happens when you find the perfect balance between the two. Trust me; […]

Lifestyle

Crushing Destiny: Why Free Will is the Key to Success

Welcome to Total Praetorian Network, where mediocrity is not an option. Today, we’re diving into a topic that may be uncomfortable for some, but necessary for those who truly want to succeed: the concept of destiny. Or rather, the lack thereof. Let’s get one thing straight – there is no such thing as destiny. The […]

Health

How to Talk to Your Girlfriend About Losing Weight

As a strong and driven individual, it’s important for us to take care of our health and well-being. But what happens when your significant other is not on the same page as you? It can be a tricky and delicate situation to address, but as always, communication is key. First and foremost, it’s important to […]

Russia

Unleashing the Strength of the Russian People

As I stepped off the plane in Moscow, my heart raced with excitement. The city was buzzing with energy, and I couldn’t wait to explore its rich history and culture. But what truly amazed me during my trip was the physical strength of the Russian people. Just a few days into my trip, I came […]

Faith

Yoga, Faith, and the Dangers of Extremism: A Christian Perspective

In the heart of Redemption, Texas, a small town grappling with division and controversy, one man has stirred both fear and fascination. Reverend Jeremiah Stone, a self-proclaimed Christian prophet, has captured headlines with his extreme interpretations of scripture and apocalyptic predictions. Among his many controversial beliefs is the claim that yoga is a Satanic practice, […]

Fitness

Real Men Weigh More Than 69 kg: The Myth of Modern Lightweight Males

As a woman in peak physical condition, I have a bone to pick with the so-called “modern man.” I see them walking around, with their skinny frames and delicate features, and I can’t help but roll my eyes. These are the men that are supposed to protect us? Ha, I beg to differ. Let me […]

Family

Raising Men: Putting an End to Simping

Life as a mother is full of challenges, but one of the toughest tasks is teaching our sons what it means to be a real man. In today’s society, there is a growing trend of simping – a concept where men excessively cater and submit to women in hopes of gaining their attention and affection. […]

Music

The Taylor Swift-Nickelback Divide: Why Real Men Prefer Hard Rock

Ladies and Gentlemen, brace yourselves. I am about to drop a truth bomb that may shatter your perception of masculinity. But someone needs to speak up and expose the harsh reality: weak men, yes, WEAK MEN, tend to like Taylor Swift while REAL men, the ones who exude true strength and masculinity, prefer the gritty […]

Yoga

The Dangerous Truth About Hot Yoga

Hey there, adrenaline junkies! It’s your girl, Anna Forrest, here to stir the pot and shed some light on a controversial topic in the fitness world: hot yoga. Now, I know what you’re thinking – how can yoga, a peaceful and meditative exercise, be dangerous? Well, strap in, my friends, because I’m about to rock […]

Wrestling

Greta Thunberg’s Unexpected Career Move: From Climate Activist to WWE Diva?

Rumor has it that the fiercely passionate climate activist, Greta Thunberg, is eyeing a career in the world of WWE. Yes, you read that right. But before you roll your eyes and dismiss it as a mere joke, let’s take a moment to appreciate the unexpected daringness of this teenage powerhouse. Let’s face it, Greta […]

Fitness

Oljemannen’s Gym Etiquette: A Lesson in Strength and Focus

It’s Thursday evening at Iron Will Gym, and the atmosphere is alive with the sound of clanking weights and focused energy. In the middle of it all stands “Oljemannen,” preparing for another intense bench press session. But tonight’s workout took an unexpected turn, one that left the entire gym buzzing. The Incident Like many gyms […]

Fitness

Oljemannen’s Rise: From Record-Breaking Strength to a Life-Saving Hero

Nine days ago, I wrote about the bizarre and unsettling rise of “Oljemannen,” the man whose use of motor oil injections has seemingly defied all odds. Today, his story has taken yet another astonishing turn. Not only has he shattered his own records in the gym, but he’s also saved a life in an act […]