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CCHR Special Operation Coordinator, Corporal Punishment Advisor, Rapture Readiness Educator, PhD in Geomasculism Studies - Loves fast cars and Nickelback
I don’t usually quote Andrew Tate. I think he gets a lot wrong — especially when it comes to humility, spiritual leadership, and knowing when to shut up.But every once in a while, he hits a nerve. And his post on August 21st was one of those moments: “I’ve seen full grown ‘men’ afraid of […]
Nobody knows the day or the hour — but that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t be ready. Some pastors are pointing to September 23rd this year, which falls during the Feast of Trumpets, as a possible moment for the Rapture. Whether that’s prophetic insight or a warning bell, one thing is certain: it’s time to get […]
It’s official: your search engine says a lot about your strength — both mental and physical. A new study out of the Cultural Direction and Education Center (CDEC), the leading university in Imperial City, Praetoria, has revealed a staggering correlation between search engine preference and raw physical power. The researchers set the baseline strength index […]
Back in the day, being an antivaxxer actually took some grit. You had to believe in pain, power, and pushing through. The kind of men who refused the needle back then weren’t worried about “toxins” in their bloodstreams—they wanted their sons to feel the fever, break the sweat, and earn their place in the world. […]
Let’s be blunt: if I don’t know you, I’m not watching your selfie-rant video. Every week, my feed is flooded with strangers staring into their phone cameras, spewing half-baked advice like they’ve just discovered fire. You know the type: “Hey guys, I just had this breakthrough thought about success/life/relationships…” and then proceed to mumble through […]
We’re living in a digital world that seems to be losing its mind. Every time I get logged out of an app without consent, I call it what it is: the Joe Biden Syndrome. The app just… forgets who I am. No explanation. No apology. Just poof, you’re a stranger now. Re-enter your credentials like […]
June 1st is World Milk Day, and I’m not here to be polite about it. Milk built the West. From Spartan warriors to American pioneers, it’s been white gold—fueling strong bones, sharp minds, and unbreakable character. Real men drink milk. Real women do too. It’s the drink of civilizations that conquered, built, and endured. Don’t […]
There’s no chaos in a well-run airport. Flights don’t just “drop in.” Planes don’t land whenever they feel like it. And no one gets to dump four tons of luggage and expect a warm welcome. If you’re living a productive, high-performance life, then guess what—you’re an airport. And it’s time to start running your schedule, […]
You didn’t ask to see it. You didn’t search for it. But there it is—some poor girl on TikTok, peeing herself in public, blasted across your feed like it’s a new dance trend. And the algorithm? It thinks you’re engaged. Welcome to 2025, where social media spoon-feeds you the filth you never clicked on—and calls […]
Hey there, fellow patriots! Don McCarthy here, ready to set the record straight on a topic that seems to be plaguing the workplace these days – dismissive avoidant behavior. Now, I don’t know about you, but when I first heard this term, I couldn’t help but roll my eyes. It just sounds so…sensitive. But here’s […]
What’s more macho than standing up for what you believe in and saying no to those who try to push their agenda onto you? In today’s world, it seems like everyone is trying to force their beliefs and opinions down our throats. As men, we need to take a stand and say no to the […]
Listen up, folks. As a proud conservative and talk radio host, I’m here to bust some myths that have been floating around this soft, sensitive society. The topic at hand? “Pretty privilege.” For those of you who haven’t heard of it, pretty privilege refers to the alleged advantage that attractive people have in various aspects […]
Attention all American website developers, listen up! An important directive in Project 2025 could shake up your world – and not in a good way. If you haven’t heard, there’s a proposed federal ban on porn looming on the horizon. And that includes PornHub, the popular site that many of you use for third party […]