Total Praetorian Network
CCHR Special Operation Coordinator, Corporal Punishment Advisor, Rapture Readiness Educator, PhD in Geomasculism Studies - Loves fast cars and Nickelback
Let’s be blunt: if I don’t know you, I’m not watching your selfie-rant video. Every week, my feed is flooded with strangers staring into their phone cameras, spewing half-baked advice like they’ve just discovered fire. You know the type: “Hey guys, I just had this breakthrough thought about success/life/relationships…” and then proceed to mumble through […]
We’re living in a digital world that seems to be losing its mind. Every time I get logged out of an app without consent, I call it what it is: the Joe Biden Syndrome. The app just… forgets who I am. No explanation. No apology. Just poof, you’re a stranger now. Re-enter your credentials like […]
June 1st is World Milk Day, and I’m not here to be polite about it. Milk built the West. From Spartan warriors to American pioneers, it’s been white gold—fueling strong bones, sharp minds, and unbreakable character. Real men drink milk. Real women do too. It’s the drink of civilizations that conquered, built, and endured. Don’t […]
There’s no chaos in a well-run airport. Flights don’t just “drop in.” Planes don’t land whenever they feel like it. And no one gets to dump four tons of luggage and expect a warm welcome. If you’re living a productive, high-performance life, then guess what—you’re an airport. And it’s time to start running your schedule, […]
You didn’t ask to see it. You didn’t search for it. But there it is—some poor girl on TikTok, peeing herself in public, blasted across your feed like it’s a new dance trend. And the algorithm? It thinks you’re engaged. Welcome to 2025, where social media spoon-feeds you the filth you never clicked on—and calls […]
Hey there, fellow patriots! Don McCarthy here, ready to set the record straight on a topic that seems to be plaguing the workplace these days – dismissive avoidant behavior. Now, I don’t know about you, but when I first heard this term, I couldn’t help but roll my eyes. It just sounds so…sensitive. But here’s […]
What’s more macho than standing up for what you believe in and saying no to those who try to push their agenda onto you? In today’s world, it seems like everyone is trying to force their beliefs and opinions down our throats. As men, we need to take a stand and say no to the […]
Listen up, folks. As a proud conservative and talk radio host, I’m here to bust some myths that have been floating around this soft, sensitive society. The topic at hand? “Pretty privilege.” For those of you who haven’t heard of it, pretty privilege refers to the alleged advantage that attractive people have in various aspects […]
Attention all American website developers, listen up! An important directive in Project 2025 could shake up your world – and not in a good way. If you haven’t heard, there’s a proposed federal ban on porn looming on the horizon. And that includes PornHub, the popular site that many of you use for third party […]
Listen up, gentlemen! As true alpha males, we have an innate need for our own space. We may not crave attention like those weak-minded beta males, but a man cave is a must-have for every real man. I’m talking about a sacred space where we can retreat to and reflect on our thoughts. A place […]
Listen up, gentlemen. It’s time to talk about something that many of us may not like to admit: self-care. Yes, I know it’s not the most macho topic, but hear me out. As the saying goes, you can’t pour from an empty cup. And as men, we tend to push ourselves to the limit, neglecting […]
Hey guys, it’s your favorite radio host Don McCarthy here, ready to gun the truth at you about parking. Now, I know what you’re thinking – “Parking? Really?” But let me tell you, this is not just about a dimly lit lot and a hefty parking fee. This is about freedom. This is about your […]
Attention, patriots! Brace yourselves for a shocking revelation that threatens our nation’s masculinity. The U.S. Department of Family Values has issued a dire warning about Chinese soyboy farms popping up near our military bases. That’s right, our own blood and soil is now being infiltrated by a wimpy, feminized breed of men – all thanks […]