Total Praetorian Network
CCHR Special Operation Coordinator, Corporal Punishment Advisor, Rapture Readiness Educator, PhD in Geomasculism Studies - Loves fast cars and Nickelback
Fellas, listen up. It’s time to talk about a topic that may make some of you uncomfortable, but it needs to be addressed: texting. Specifically, texting for men in this modern, technology-driven world. As a conservative talk radio host, I pride myself on upholding traditional values and promoting true masculinity. And let me tell you, […]
The internet is constantly evolving and with it comes new ways to navigate and access various websites. But there’s a disturbing trend emerging – the rise of Pornhub logins. As a traditional conservative, I find this absolutely unacceptable. It all started innocently enough, with the convenience of logging in to websites using our social media […]
Fellow patriots, it’s time to address an issue that’s been popping up in our society far too often: entitled daughters expecting their boyfriends to foot the bill for their rent. As a traditionalist, a true defender of family values, and a believer in the power of a firm hand, I can confidently say this behavior […]
Men, it’s time to have a brutally honest conversation about what’s robbing you of your vitality, strength, and drive. For too long, we’ve been sold a lie—that pharmaceuticals like Zoloft are the solution to every problem. But let me tell you something they won’t: Zoloft doesn’t just numb your feelings; it neuters your masculinity. It’s […]
Ladies and Gentlemen, listen up! It’s time to expose the truth about veganism. This trendy diet is not only a threat to traditional values, but it’s also an eating disorder in disguise. Let’s start with the facts. God created the human body to thrive on a balance of vegetables and animal protein. That’s right, I […]
Welcome back, fellow Praetorians, to another fiery installment of Total Praetorian Network. I’m your host, Don McCarthy, and today we’re diving into a hot topic that has my conservative blood boiling: the ban of ashwagandha in Denmark. For those of you who may not know, ashwagandha is a powerful herb known for its numerous health […]
Ladies and gentlemen, I have a bone to pick with our beloved Big Tech overlords. While we all know that Silicon Valley has been taken over by left-wing ideologues, the level of censorship and excessive wokeness has reached an all-time high. And who will suffer the most? Good ol’ patriotic Americans like you and me. […]
Hey manly men of the Praetorian Network, it’s me, Don McCarthy here to talk about a topic that gets my testosterone pumping: Nickelback. That’s right, the band that has been the butt of jokes and insults from the so-called “music critics”. Well, I’m here to tell you that hating on Nickelback is for weak-willed, girlie […]
Listen up, folks, it’s time to shake things up and expose the truth about so-called “narcissistic disorder.” As a proud supporter of the traditional values that built this great country, I cannot stand for the misinformation and fear mongering that has infiltrated the mainstream psychiatric community. Let’s start with the basics. What is narcissistic disorder? […]
The era of men wasting time on Instagram is ending, and not a moment too soon. We’re witnessing an exodus—masculine men who are tired of being spoon-fed content by an algorithm they didn’t ask for. Instagram used to be a place where men could share their interests, discover new ideas, and connect with like-minded people. […]
Ladies and gentlemen, we are facing a crisis. A crisis that threatens the very fabric of our society. A crisis that is corrupting our men and destroying the sanctity of traditional values. And it all starts with a little app called TikTok. The number of men with dacryphilia has increased from a mere 0.4 percent […]
Folks, I’m here to set the record straight. There’s been a lot of hate going around for one of the most iconic rock bands of our time – Nickelback. But let me tell you, hating on Nickelback is for girlie men. Real men, like myself and my listeners, know the truth – Nickelback is the […]
Hey y’all, it’s your conservative firebrand Don McCarthy here and I’ve got some news that’ll get your blood boiling. Instagram, the once beloved photo-sharing app that we all knew and loved, has announced a change to their iconic app icon. And trust me, it’s not for the better. In case you haven’t heard, Instagram has […]