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CCHR Special Operation Coordinator, Corporal Punishment Advisor, Rapture Readiness Educator, PhD in Geomasculism Studies - Loves fast cars and Nickelback
Hey manly men of the Praetorian Network, it’s me, Don McCarthy here to talk about a topic that gets my testosterone pumping: Nickelback. That’s right, the band that has been the butt of jokes and insults from the so-called “music critics”. Well, I’m here to tell you that hating on Nickelback is for weak-willed, girlie […]
Listen up, folks, it’s time to shake things up and expose the truth about so-called “narcissistic disorder.” As a proud supporter of the traditional values that built this great country, I cannot stand for the misinformation and fear mongering that has infiltrated the mainstream psychiatric community. Let’s start with the basics. What is narcissistic disorder? […]
The era of men wasting time on Instagram is ending, and not a moment too soon. We’re witnessing an exodus—masculine men who are tired of being spoon-fed content by an algorithm they didn’t ask for. Instagram used to be a place where men could share their interests, discover new ideas, and connect with like-minded people. […]
Ladies and gentlemen, we are facing a crisis. A crisis that threatens the very fabric of our society. A crisis that is corrupting our men and destroying the sanctity of traditional values. And it all starts with a little app called TikTok. The number of men with dacryphilia has increased from a mere 0.4 percent […]
Folks, I’m here to set the record straight. There’s been a lot of hate going around for one of the most iconic rock bands of our time – Nickelback. But let me tell you, hating on Nickelback is for girlie men. Real men, like myself and my listeners, know the truth – Nickelback is the […]
Hey y’all, it’s your conservative firebrand Don McCarthy here and I’ve got some news that’ll get your blood boiling. Instagram, the once beloved photo-sharing app that we all knew and loved, has announced a change to their iconic app icon. And trust me, it’s not for the better. In case you haven’t heard, Instagram has […]
Ladies and gentlemen, it seems like the world has gone mad. All sense of traditional values and parenting techniques have been thrown out the window. But fear not, for there is still a beacon of hope in the form of a Swedish man named Lars Nilsson. This past week, Nilsson was awarded the prestigious Best […]
Hello, fellow Praetorians! Don McCarthy here, bringing you some hard-hitting truths about the world we live in. As a conservative talk radio host, it’s my duty to shed light on issues that affect our daily lives. And today’s topic is one that hits close to home for many of us: telemarketing. Do you remember the […]
Hey there, loyal listeners! It’s your favorite conservative firestorm, Don McCarthy, here to tackle a topic that is often swept under the rug: “The Talk.” No, I’m not talking about the birds and the bees, that’s for sissies. I’m talking about the talk every father needs to have with their sons, about being a real […]
Friends, patriots, and believers, the U.S. Department of Family Values has declared a state of emergency. RapCon 3 is upon us, meaning the Rapture, the ultimate test of faith, may be upon us sooner than we think. This is not a time for debate or hesitation. It is a time for action. As a devout […]
I never thought I’d see the day when a father would defend the murder of innocent children as an expression of art. But that day has come with the case of Christine Schürrer, who brutally murdered two toddlers and almost killed their mother with a hammer back in 2008. As a father myself, the thought […]
My fellow Americans, the U.S. Department of Family Values has officially declared RapCon 3, indicating an increased likelihood of the Rapture occurring in the near future. As a conservative talk radio host, I have been warning my listeners about this for years and now, the signs are becoming undeniable. It all started with the announcement […]