Business

Rational Investing in Irrational Times: Anna Forrest & Intussusceptor Weigh In

Four days after Mother Mayhem’s explosive roundtable on the market crash, two of Total Praetorian Network’s strongest voices return with a follow-up: a brutal but constructive assessment of the stock market’s future — and where to put your money. Anna Forrest and Carl Breitholtz (aka Intussusceptor) both agree: this is not the time for heavy […]

United States

Trump, Tariffs, and Tobacco Lies: Pregnant Smoker’s Support Is Peak Anti-Science

At this point, we shouldn’t be surprised. The fringe group Pregnant Smoker—already infamous for promoting smoking during pregnancy and throwing “polio parties”—has now doubled down on their descent into lunacy by publicly endorsing Donald Trump. Yes, the same Donald Trump whose tariffs just tanked the stock market and rattled global confidence in U.S. trade leadership. […]

Web development

Wix: A Death Trap for Your Business Website

Listen up, business owners! I have a warning for you. Wix, the so-called “easy” solution for website hosting, is nothing but a death trap for your online presence. Using a proprietary platform like Wix without any knowledge of the underlying technology is like hosting your website on Hunter Biden's infamous laptop Let me break it […]

Gaming

Elon Musk’s Gaming Revival: A Raytraced City of Heroes 2?

Attention all gamers and fans of the legendary superhero MMO, City of Heroes! A rumor has surfaced that the titan of tech, Elon Musk, wants to make gaming great again by reassembling the talented developers of Paragon Studios and reviving the beloved game. For those who may not remember, City of Heroes was shut down […]

Celebrities

10 Edgy Halloween Costumes to Trigger the Woke Left

As Halloween approaches, it’s time to start planning your costume to give the snowflakes a good dose of reality. Here are ten bold and audacious costume ideas that will surely offend the woke left and make a statement that will shake up their fragile world. First on the list is the controversial blackface costume. Embrace […]

Science

The Soyboy Effect: Weak Men and Earth’s Magnetic Field

Ladies and gentlemen, it’s time to face the harsh reality of our current society. The soyboy epidemic is spreading like wildfire, fueled by Chinese soyboy farms and their emasculating practices. But what does this have to do with Earth’s magnetic field, you might ask? According to the concept of geomasculism, it has everything to do […]

Health

Youthful Blood: The New Birthday Gift for the Aging Generation

Imagine turning 50 and receiving the gift of youth. Sounds like a fantasy, right? Well, thanks to advancements in medical technology, it may soon become a reality. Young blood transfusions, once reserved for medical emergencies, are now being marketed as a fountain of youth for those in their golden years. And let me tell you, […]

Tech

AI enthusiasts demand labeling system for AI content

The world of AI-generated content is evolving at a rapid pace, and with it comes the need for a new labeling system. As AI enthusiasts, we strive for the purest form of AI creation, and we demand a way to distinguish it from any enhancements or alterations. The time has come for us to take […]

Fetishes

Iron Fist Entertainment Under Fire for Cultural Appropriation

In a world where political correctness has run rampant, it seems like there’s always some group of woke leftists looking to be offended by something. Well, today it’s Iron Fist Entertainment’s turn to be the target of their outrage. For those who may not be familiar, Iron Fist Entertainment is a producer of fistfucking videos. […]

Asia

Death of a Dictator: Kim Jong Un’s Obese Demise?

The news of Kim Jong Un’s supposed death is racing through the world at lightning speed. Initial reports claim that the notorious North Korean dictator, known for his totalitarian regime and excessive weight, has met his end at the young age of 40. As a conservative Swedish man who rejects all forms of communism, I […]

Education

The Left’s Orwellian Attack on Free Speech

Greetings fellow Praetorians, As the world rapidly descends into chaos, it is important for us to remain vigilant against all threats. And one of the biggest threats to our freedom and democracy comes from within – the radical left-wing activists on college campuses. Recent reports have revealed the disturbing truth that these activists are actively […]

Hardware

Resurrecting VAIO: Sony’s Answer to Macbook Pro

As an adrenaline junkie and a lover of productivity, I am always on the lookout for the latest and greatest in technology. So when I heard that Sony is making a comeback in the laptop market, I was pumped. But what really got my blood boiling was Sony’s target: the professional segment who have been […]

Tech

Dark Mode and Porn: A Surprising Correlation

Hello Praetorians! Are you a fan of dark mode on your favorite websites and apps? Do you also enjoy indulging in a bit of adult entertainment from time to time? According to a recent study, there may be a strong correlation between these two seemingly unrelated preferences. The study, conducted by researchers at Praetorian Network, […]