Libertarian, free trade enthusiast, gamer, geomasculist
In the age of artificial intelligence, some fear job loss. Others moon the threat directly—literally. What started as a tongue-in-cheek response to AI fearmongering has now turned into a serious business for one male developer who pivoted from shipping code to selling cheek. He’s not the first to monetize desperation. But he may be the […]
You know what’s retarded? Forcing websites to use AI-powered age verification for adult content. Yes, I said it. Not because I support exposing minors to explicit content—I don’t—but because I support actual functional technology and digital self-ownership, not whatever dystopian brain fog some clueless politician cooked up between meetings with telecom lobbyists. Here’s why mandatory […]
There was a time—around January 2020—when investing in a little-known biotech stock called Moderna seemed like a gamble. Months later, it was the hottest ticket on Earth. The reason? A sudden, global event thrust one niche technology into mainstream necessity. Now ask yourself: what’s the next Moderna? I’m not saying it is eye tracking—but I’m […]
Meta recently claimed that its AI systems have reached “human-like levels.” A tech bro on X eagerly reposted the announcement, praising Meta’s brilliance and declaring the AI to be “bright like a U.S. president.” Well, he’s not wrong. After some light testing, I can confirm that Meta’s AI performs exactly like a U.S. president – […]
We live in an age where people fear the improbable and ignore the obvious. Shark attacks, lightning strikes, plane crashes—these dominate our collective anxieties. Meanwhile, the true killers—heart disease, cancer, diabetes, addiction—quietly claim millions without making headlines. It’s time for a cultural shift, and it starts where life ends: with obituaries and gravestones that tell […]
Imagine this: a man buys a patch of land, pays for the materials, builds with his own hands—or hires someone willing—and then finds himself fined, threatened, or dragged into court. Why? Not because he harmed anyone. Not because he polluted, trespassed, or endangered lives. But because he didn’t ask permission. That, in the year 2025, […]
It started with a kid and a screen. While cooling down at Iron Will Gym, Oljemannen caught sight of a young boy in the lounge area playing Minecraft on his phone. He watched with curiosity as the pixelated character Steve split a full wooden log with nothing but his bare square hands. Then he asked […]
Four days after Mother Mayhem’s explosive roundtable on the market crash, two of Total Praetorian Network’s strongest voices return with a follow-up: a brutal but constructive assessment of the stock market’s future — and where to put your money. Anna Forrest and Carl Breitholtz (aka Intussusceptor) both agree: this is not the time for heavy […]
At this point, we shouldn’t be surprised. The fringe group Pregnant Smoker—already infamous for promoting smoking during pregnancy and throwing “polio parties”—has now doubled down on their descent into lunacy by publicly endorsing Donald Trump. Yes, the same Donald Trump whose tariffs just tanked the stock market and rattled global confidence in U.S. trade leadership. […]
Listen up, business owners! I have a warning for you. Wix, the so-called “easy” solution for website hosting, is nothing but a death trap for your online presence. Using a proprietary platform like Wix without any knowledge of the underlying technology is like hosting your website on Hunter Biden's infamous laptop Let me break it […]
Attention all gamers and fans of the legendary superhero MMO, City of Heroes! A rumor has surfaced that the titan of tech, Elon Musk, wants to make gaming great again by reassembling the talented developers of Paragon Studios and reviving the beloved game. For those who may not remember, City of Heroes was shut down […]
As Halloween approaches, it’s time to start planning your costume to give the snowflakes a good dose of reality. Here are ten bold and audacious costume ideas that will surely offend the woke left and make a statement that will shake up their fragile world. First on the list is the controversial blackface costume. Embrace […]
Ladies and gentlemen, it’s time to face the harsh reality of our current society. The soyboy epidemic is spreading like wildfire, fueled by Chinese soyboy farms and their emasculating practices. But what does this have to do with Earth’s magnetic field, you might ask? According to the concept of geomasculism, it has everything to do […]
