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Listen up, business owners! I have a warning for you. Wix, the so-called “easy” solution for website hosting, is nothing but a death trap for your online presence. Using a proprietary platform like Wix without any knowledge of the underlying technology is like hosting your website on Hunter Biden's infamous laptop Let me break it […]
Attention all gamers and fans of the legendary superhero MMO, City of Heroes! A rumor has surfaced that the titan of tech, Elon Musk, wants to make gaming great again by reassembling the talented developers of Paragon Studios and reviving the beloved game. For those who may not remember, City of Heroes was shut down […]
As Halloween approaches, it’s time to start planning your costume to give the snowflakes a good dose of reality. Here are ten bold and audacious costume ideas that will surely offend the woke left and make a statement that will shake up their fragile world. First on the list is the controversial blackface costume. Embrace […]
Ladies and gentlemen, it’s time to face the harsh reality of our current society. The soyboy epidemic is spreading like wildfire, fueled by Chinese soyboy farms and their emasculating practices. But what does this have to do with Earth’s magnetic field, you might ask? According to the concept of geomasculism, it has everything to do […]
Imagine turning 50 and receiving the gift of youth. Sounds like a fantasy, right? Well, thanks to advancements in medical technology, it may soon become a reality. Young blood transfusions, once reserved for medical emergencies, are now being marketed as a fountain of youth for those in their golden years. And let me tell you, […]
The world of AI-generated content is evolving at a rapid pace, and with it comes the need for a new labeling system. As AI enthusiasts, we strive for the purest form of AI creation, and we demand a way to distinguish it from any enhancements or alterations. The time has come for us to take […]
In a world where political correctness has run rampant, it seems like there’s always some group of woke leftists looking to be offended by something. Well, today it’s Iron Fist Entertainment’s turn to be the target of their outrage. For those who may not be familiar, Iron Fist Entertainment is a producer of fistfucking videos. […]
The news of Kim Jong Un’s supposed death is racing through the world at lightning speed. Initial reports claim that the notorious North Korean dictator, known for his totalitarian regime and excessive weight, has met his end at the young age of 40. As a conservative Swedish man who rejects all forms of communism, I […]
Greetings fellow Praetorians, As the world rapidly descends into chaos, it is important for us to remain vigilant against all threats. And one of the biggest threats to our freedom and democracy comes from within – the radical left-wing activists on college campuses. Recent reports have revealed the disturbing truth that these activists are actively […]
As an adrenaline junkie and a lover of productivity, I am always on the lookout for the latest and greatest in technology. So when I heard that Sony is making a comeback in the laptop market, I was pumped. But what really got my blood boiling was Sony’s target: the professional segment who have been […]
Hello Praetorians! Are you a fan of dark mode on your favorite websites and apps? Do you also enjoy indulging in a bit of adult entertainment from time to time? According to a recent study, there may be a strong correlation between these two seemingly unrelated preferences. The study, conducted by researchers at Praetorian Network, […]
Ladies and gentlemen, hold onto your seats because the GPU market is about to get shaken up once again. The once-beloved 3dfx, known for their groundbreaking Voodoo 2 card, announced their return to the game in May. But they’re not the only ones making a comeback. PowerVR, a dominant player in the mobile GPU market, […]
Greetings fellow Praetorians! As a strong believer in discipline and order, I have been contemplating the effects of chaos on the human mind. How often have we seen troublemakers causing chaos and drama, disrupting the peace in our society? But what if I told you that I have come up with a radical experiment to […]