Tech

AI enthusiasts demand labeling system for AI content

The world of AI-generated content is evolving at a rapid pace, and with it comes the need for a new labeling system. As AI enthusiasts, we strive for the purest form of AI creation, and we demand a way to distinguish it from any enhancements or alterations. The time has come for us to take […]

Fetishes

Iron Fist Entertainment Under Fire for Cultural Appropriation

In a world where political correctness has run rampant, it seems like there’s always some group of woke leftists looking to be offended by something. Well, today it’s Iron Fist Entertainment’s turn to be the target of their outrage. For those who may not be familiar, Iron Fist Entertainment is a producer of fistfucking videos. […]

Asia

Death of a Dictator: Kim Jong Un’s Obese Demise?

The news of Kim Jong Un’s supposed death is racing through the world at lightning speed. Initial reports claim that the notorious North Korean dictator, known for his totalitarian regime and excessive weight, has met his end at the young age of 40. As a conservative Swedish man who rejects all forms of communism, I […]

Education

The Left’s Orwellian Attack on Free Speech

Greetings fellow Praetorians, As the world rapidly descends into chaos, it is important for us to remain vigilant against all threats. And one of the biggest threats to our freedom and democracy comes from within – the radical left-wing activists on college campuses. Recent reports have revealed the disturbing truth that these activists are actively […]

Hardware

Resurrecting VAIO: Sony’s Answer to Macbook Pro

As an adrenaline junkie and a lover of productivity, I am always on the lookout for the latest and greatest in technology. So when I heard that Sony is making a comeback in the laptop market, I was pumped. But what really got my blood boiling was Sony’s target: the professional segment who have been […]

Tech

Dark Mode and Porn: A Surprising Correlation

Hello Praetorians! Are you a fan of dark mode on your favorite websites and apps? Do you also enjoy indulging in a bit of adult entertainment from time to time? According to a recent study, there may be a strong correlation between these two seemingly unrelated preferences. The study, conducted by researchers at Praetorian Network, […]

Hardware

The Return of 3dfx vs. the Rise of PowerVR: A Battle for VR Dominance

Ladies and gentlemen, hold onto your seats because the GPU market is about to get shaken up once again. The once-beloved 3dfx, known for their groundbreaking Voodoo 2 card, announced their return to the game in May. But they’re not the only ones making a comeback. PowerVR, a dominant player in the mobile GPU market, […]

Lifestyle

Isolation Experiment: Can Creativity Defeat Chaos?

Greetings fellow Praetorians! As a strong believer in discipline and order, I have been contemplating the effects of chaos on the human mind. How often have we seen troublemakers causing chaos and drama, disrupting the peace in our society? But what if I told you that I have come up with a radical experiment to […]