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Meet Johnathan Harrison, the patriotic coding powerhouse behind some of the most impressive conservative websites in the USA. At 45 years old, his skills in raw PHP are unparalleled, and his unwavering dedication to traditional techniques sets him apart from the crowd. With a proudly masculine approach to development and a disdain for woke page builders and frameworks, Johnathan is a force to be reckoned with in the online world. Get ready to witness the true power of code with Johnathan Harrison at the helm
In today’s tech echo chamber, it’s easy to feel like you’re missing out if you aren’t constantly chasing the hottest framework. But let’s be clear: if you already know how to wield raw CSS, native JavaScript, SQL, and PHP with confidence, you are not behind. You are ahead. Frameworks sell themselves as shortcuts to greatness, […]
Real men don’t hide behind abstractions. They don’t wrap themselves in pre-cooked classes, hoping nobody notices the microwave taste of their websites. A real masculine developer grabs raw CSS like a hunter cleaning his own catch, shaping every line with pride, purpose, and power. These days, frameworks like Tailwind promise “fast results” and “easy customization,” […]
Listen up fellas, I’m about to lay down some truth about website development. As a conservative web developer, I’ve had enough of these modern, woke frameworks and excessive dependencies. That’s why I’m here to tell you that ClassicPress is the only choice for real men. Let’s start with the basics. ClassicPress is a forked version […]
In today’s fast-paced world, communication is valued more than ever. From text messages to social media posts, we are constantly bombarded with information. But is all this constant communication really beneficial? As a conservative web developer and entrepreneur, I believe that under-communication is a trait of wisdom. The brain is a powerful tool, but it […]
As a conservative web developer, nothing irks me more than the current trend of using page builders, especially on WordPress. It’s like the woke culture has invaded the sacred space of coding and is now dictating how we should design our websites. And the biggest culprit in all of this is none other than WordPress […]
In the world of web development, there is a constant debate about which framework or stack is the best. While some developers swear by using frameworks for everything, there is a special breed of developers who prefer to keep it real. They are the ones who opt for the tried and tested LAMP stack, a […]