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Yesterday, Praetoria honored International Men’s Day the way it was meant to be honored:By celebrating men for their strength, discipline, and character — not for fragility, victimhood, or the latest TikTok trend. While the rest of the world drowns in guilt‑driven corporate hashtags and performative “awareness,” Praetoria chose a more direct approach: Physical strength was […]
Back in 2018, when TikTok first appeared, real men tested it, shrugged, and moved on. It was just like Instagram—but vastly inferior. There was no sense of control, no freedom of discovery, and no respect for autonomy. A real man wants a clean feed with only the people and hashtags he chooses to follow. He’s […]
There’s a lot of talk online about what makes a real man. But let’s strip away the noise and get back to fundamentals—raw strength. Every real man should be able to bench press 100 kilograms for at least one solid repetition. This isn’t just a number; it’s a physical benchmark that represents discipline, consistency, and […]
For an alpha male, the idea of asking for permission to use his own time or his own property is absurd. A man’s time, effort, and land are extensions of his autonomy—and autonomy is the foundation of masculinity. Real men don’t seek validation before they act. They don’t wait for others to clear their path. […]
The false dichotomy of “jock vs nerd” has plagued men for decades, creating an artificial divide between physical strength and intellectual capacity. In reality, a real man needs both. Settling for just one of these traits makes you only half a man—strong but shallow, or smart but weak. True masculinity comes from the balance of […]
The Internet used to be a wild, open frontier. Personal websites, forums, and DIY coding communities thrived, inspiring generations to learn HTML, CSS, JavaScript, and the art of building things from scratch. Back then, a curious mind could explore the web, innovate, and create. Today, however, the Internet has been consolidated into the hands of […]
Donald Trump has said a lot of questionable things. But his recent claim that Tylenol causes autism may be one of the most unhinged. Let’s be blunt:There is no credible scientific evidence that responsibly using acetaminophen (Tylenol) during pregnancy causes autism. Not in controlled studies. Not in real-world population data. Not even in the fringe […]
The COVID-19 pandemic was unlike any other global event in recent history. While the exact cause-and-effect remains speculative, there’s a strong hypothesis that it functioned as a global sissification event for men. The virus, coupled with contemporary societal trends, may have played a role in decreasing testosterone levels in men, and the higher mortality rates […]
There are no permanent poor countries.Just nations infected by the wrong mindset. Let’s cut through the excuses. Geography is not destiny. Colonialism is not an eternal curse. And blaming “history” is just a polite way to say you’ve given up. The truth is simple: any nation can rise — and any nation can fall — […]
A real man understands that greatness is never built overnight. Rome wasn’t built in a day, and neither is your body, your business, or your social presence. True strength and success come from the compound effects of consistency—day after day, action after action. 1. Stop Chasing Dopamine, Embrace Daily ImprovementModern life is full of instant […]
As men age, maintaining optimal health and physical vitality becomes more of a challenge. After 40, testosterone levels begin to naturally decline, leading to a decrease in muscle mass, endurance, and overall well-being. But there’s a natural supplement that can help combat these effects—turkesterone (Ajuga turkestanica). This plant extract is gaining attention for its numerous […]
The pineal gland, often referred to as the “third eye,” plays a crucial role in regulating sleep and maintaining a balanced mental state. However, this small, pea-shaped organ is often overlooked when it comes to overall health, particularly in men. Pineal gland calcification, the process by which calcium builds up in the gland, can have […]
Let’s get one thing straight:Horoscopes are nonsense.No real man builds his identity around the position of Mercury retro-whatever or which moon phase aligns with his “inner softness.” But the stars themselves?Now that’s a different story. The stars are magnificent. They are fusion engines that defy death for billions of years. They go supernova. They collapse […]