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Let me get this straight. You’re so deep in “looksmaxing” forums and red-pilled incel TikToks that you think paying a woman to knee you in the face is going to fix your life? That’s where masculinity is headed? Fiona Vrhovnik laid it all out yesterday—she’s getting paid by men who believe her knees have the […]
Solipsism—the idea that only your mind is sure to exist and that everything else is just a projection of your consciousness—is one of the most absurd philosophical schools of thought. It asks questions like, “If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?” This […]
When it comes to being a man, not everything is about feelings—and not everything should be. Sometimes, it’s about principle. It’s about discipline. And yes, it’s about standards. Just ask Mark Johnson, a 53-year-old contractor and father of two, who recently made headlines for setting what many see as a controversial rule: no fat chicks […]
Hollywood finally caught up with the truth we’ve been shouting for years: when men get weak, the world falls apart. Core of Men, the explosive new disaster thriller, doesn’t hold back. The premise? Earth’s magnetic field is collapsing—and the root cause isn’t solar flares or a shifting core. It’s the sissification of modern man. Science […]
In a world full of distractions, one of the most dangerous tactics people use to control others is manipulation through communication. Some people will criticize your way of communicating, not because they care about your words, but because they are frustrated that they can’t control or manipulate you. If you don’t give them the constant […]
In a world constantly filled with distractions, it’s time to rethink how we approach our tasks. The phrase “Leo parvum caniculam dum latrat constupro” (“The lion rapes the small dog when it barks”) may seem harsh, but it speaks to a crucial point about masculinity: focus. The popular saying, “A lion does not turn around […]
Fitness is about discipline, dedication, and consistency. If you’re serious about your health and physical growth, you must treat your fitness regimen as non-negotiable. The gym isn’t something to skip when someone else has a different plan for your time—it’s an essential part of your success. Fitness is a commitment, and if you’ve planned your […]
In recent years, the language of therapy and self-help has infiltrated every aspect of life, from personal relationships to social media interactions. While these concepts have their place in addressing real mental health challenges, they have also become a tool of emasculation, turning ordinary struggles into perceived “trauma” and pushing men into a corner of […]
As our world becomes more technologically advanced and fast-paced, one of the greatest overlooked threats lies in the weakening of modern men. Gone are the days when men were rugged, adventurous, and self-sufficient. Today, too many men lack drive, purpose, and the internal fortitude that once defined masculinity. Instead of forging their own path, they’ve […]
Insecurity is a crutch, and it’s time to toss it aside. A man who is constantly burdened by his insecurities will never reach his full potential. True masculinity comes from strength—both physical and mental—and that strength doesn’t get bogged down by petty worries or imagined slights. It’s time for men to realize that insecurities are […]
My fellow men, let’s talk about the power of silence and why we should strive to be like lions, not small dogs. You see, there is a popular proverb that states, “The lion does not turn around when the small dog barks.” This is a reminder for men to stay focused on their goals and […]
Brothers, today I come to you with a lesson from our glorious ancestors in ancient Praetoria. A lesson that will ignite a fire within you and make you question your own worth as a man. The proverb states, “the lion rapes the small dog when it barks,” and boy, does it hold true in our […]
Hey guys, it’s Marcus Cole from TPN here, and today I’m bringing you some solid advice to help you become more successful. Because let’s face it, as men, we want to dominate in every aspect of life. We want to conquer the boardroom, the bedroom, and everywhere in between. And to do that, we need […]