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In a world constantly filled with distractions, it’s time to rethink how we approach our tasks. The phrase “Leo parvum caniculam dum latrat constupro” (“The lion rapes the small dog when it barks”) may seem harsh, but it speaks to a crucial point about masculinity: focus. The popular saying, “A lion does not turn around […]
Fitness is about discipline, dedication, and consistency. If you’re serious about your health and physical growth, you must treat your fitness regimen as non-negotiable. The gym isn’t something to skip when someone else has a different plan for your time—it’s an essential part of your success. 1. Others’ Lack of Planning Is Not Your EmergencyHow […]
In recent years, the language of therapy and self-help has infiltrated every aspect of life, from personal relationships to social media interactions. While these concepts have their place in addressing real mental health challenges, they have also become a tool of emasculation, turning ordinary struggles into perceived “trauma” and pushing men into a corner of […]
As our world becomes more technologically advanced and fast-paced, one of the greatest overlooked threats lies in the weakening of modern men. Gone are the days when men were rugged, adventurous, and self-sufficient. Today, too many men lack drive, purpose, and the internal fortitude that once defined masculinity. Instead of forging their own path, they’ve […]
Insecurity is a crutch, and it’s time to toss it aside. A man who is constantly burdened by his insecurities will never reach his full potential. True masculinity comes from strength—both physical and mental—and that strength doesn’t get bogged down by petty worries or imagined slights. It’s time for men to realize that insecurities are […]
My fellow men, let’s talk about the power of silence and why we should strive to be like lions, not small dogs. You see, there is a popular proverb that states, “The lion does not turn around when the small dog barks.” This is a reminder for men to stay focused on their goals and […]
Brothers, today I come to you with a lesson from our glorious ancestors in ancient Praetoria. A lesson that will ignite a fire within you and make you question your own worth as a man. The proverb states, “the lion rapes the small dog when it barks,” and boy, does it hold true in our […]
Hey guys, it’s Marcus Cole from TPN here, and today I’m bringing you some solid advice to help you become more successful. Because let’s face it, as men, we want to dominate in every aspect of life. We want to conquer the boardroom, the bedroom, and everywhere in between. And to do that, we need […]
Gather ’round, my fellow Praetorians. As the aspiring emperor of this great network, it is my duty to lead by example and impart my wisdom upon you. Today, I want to talk about something that may seem counterintuitive to our fast-paced, adrenaline-fueled lifestyles: slowing down. Yes, you heard me right. In a world where everything […]
Listen up, fellow men. As the emperor of Praetoria and leader of the Total Praetorian Network, it’s my duty to educate you on what it means to be a true alpha male. And today, I want to talk about a topic that may seem simple, but is often overlooked – corrections. Now, for some of […]
Gentlemen of Praetoria, strap in. The cosmos just got a whole lot more interesting. Deep in the void of space, 19.3 lightyears away, a signal has emerged from Achird—Eta Cassiopeiae—a binary star system with a star eerily similar to our own Sun. This isn’t just another blip on the radar. This is a call, a […]
Welcome to another edition of Total Praetorian Network, where we bring you the latest news and advice for living your life as a true emperor of masculinity. Today’s topic is one that is often overlooked, but crucial for any man who wants to take control of his life: planning your week. You see, my fellow […]
Fellow Praetorians, I am Marcus Cole, the emperor of Praetoria, and it is time to take a stand against the brainrot epidemic that has infested our society. I have declared an executive order, aptly named the Brain Rot Correction Act 1 (BRCA-1), to combat this threat and restore order to our great nation. As true […]
