Total Praetorian Network
Unapologetically conservative news for masculine men, brought to you by Marcus Cole.
Gather ’round, my fellow Praetorians. As the aspiring emperor of this great network, it is my duty to lead by example and impart my wisdom upon you. Today, I want to talk about something that may seem counterintuitive to our fast-paced, adrenaline-fueled lifestyles: slowing down. Yes, you heard me right. In a world where everything […]
Listen up, fellow men. As the emperor of Praetoria and leader of the Total Praetorian Network, it’s my duty to educate you on what it means to be a true alpha male. And today, I want to talk about a topic that may seem simple, but is often overlooked – corrections. Now, for some of […]
Gentlemen of Praetoria, strap in. The cosmos just got a whole lot more interesting. Deep in the void of space, 19.3 lightyears away, a signal has emerged from Achird—Eta Cassiopeiae—a binary star system with a star eerily similar to our own Sun. This isn’t just another blip on the radar. This is a call, a […]
Welcome to another edition of Total Praetorian Network, where we bring you the latest news and advice for living your life as a true emperor of masculinity. Today’s topic is one that is often overlooked, but crucial for any man who wants to take control of his life: planning your week. You see, my fellow […]
Fellow Praetorians, I am Marcus Cole, the emperor of Praetoria, and it is time to take a stand against the brainrot epidemic that has infested our society. I have declared an executive order, aptly named the Brain Rot Correction Act 1 (BRCA-1), to combat this threat and restore order to our great nation. As true […]
Attention all alpha developers! Are you looking for the next level challenge to sharpen your coding prowess and dominate the tech world? Well, look no further. Laravel is here to take your skills to the next level and solidify your place as the ultimate ruler in the PHP universe. As an emperor, I understand the […]
For centuries, the origin of life has been a battlefield of ideas. On one side, you have abiogenesis—the theory that life emerged by random chemical processes, all on its own. On the other side? Faith in an intentional Creator. Now, thanks to groundbreaking findings from the U.S. Department of Family Values, the debate may finally […]
As a real man, it is important to protect your boundaries in all aspects of life. This includes how you handle people who try to take advantage of you or disrespect you. In today’s post, I will be discussing nine behaviors that no one should ever accommodate. 1. People who borrow money without paying it […]
Brothers, it is time to embrace our primal masculinity and leave behind the inferior. As the aspiring emperor of Praetoria, it is my duty to ensure that the values of our society are upheld and strengthened. That is why I am proud to announce that the Praetorian Strength Games will no longer tolerate the weaklings […]
Technology is constantly evolving and advancing at a rapid pace. As alpha males, we should not be afraid to dive into the depths of technology and embrace the challenges that come with it. However, there seems to be a growing trend of men succumbing to a “don’t reinvent the wheel” mindset in regards to technology, […]
Brothers, as we conquer the digital frontier, we must adapt to the tools that will take us to the next level. Generative AI, like our fierce ChatGPT, is revolutionizing the way we approach project planning and problem solving. But let’s not be misled by the false notion that AI will replace us. No, it is […]
Hold on to your seats, gentlemen, because this theory is as bold as it gets. Imagine the Earth as a living, breathing masculine organism. Picture its magnetic field as a force of masculine energy, grounding and protecting everything we know. Now, what if the weakening of Earth’s magnetic field—a real, observable phenomenon—has something to do […]
Listen up, my fellow alpha males. We all know that being a man in today’s world isn’t easy. We are expected to be strong, confident and masculine while navigating a society that constantly tries to emasculate us. But there are some unspoken social rules that every man should know, and it’s time we address them. […]