Total Praetorian Network
Unapologetically conservative news for masculine men, brought to you by Marcus Cole.
Gentlemen of Praetoria, strap in. The cosmos just got a whole lot more interesting. Deep in the void of space, 19.3 lightyears away, a signal has emerged from AchirdâEta Cassiopeiaeâa binary star system with a star eerily similar to our own Sun. This isnât just another blip on the radar. This is a call, a […]
Welcome to another edition of Total Praetorian Network, where we bring you the latest news and advice for living your life as a true emperor of masculinity. Todayâs topic is one that is often overlooked, but crucial for any man who wants to take control of his life: planning your week. You see, my fellow […]
Fellow Praetorians, I am Marcus Cole, the emperor of Praetoria, and it is time to take a stand against the brainrot epidemic that has infested our society. I have declared an executive order, aptly named the Brain Rot Correction Act 1 (BRCA-1), to combat this threat and restore order to our great nation. As true […]
Attention all alpha developers! Are you looking for the next level challenge to sharpen your coding prowess and dominate the tech world? Well, look no further. Laravel is here to take your skills to the next level and solidify your place as the ultimate ruler in the PHP universe. As an emperor, I understand the […]
For centuries, the origin of life has been a battlefield of ideas. On one side, you have abiogenesisâthe theory that life emerged by random chemical processes, all on its own. On the other side? Faith in an intentional Creator. Now, thanks to groundbreaking findings from the U.S. Department of Family Values, the debate may finally […]
As a real man, it is important to protect your boundaries in all aspects of life. This includes how you handle people who try to take advantage of you or disrespect you. In todayâs post, I will be discussing nine behaviors that no one should ever accommodate. 1. People who borrow money without paying it […]
Brothers, it is time to embrace our primal masculinity and leave behind the inferior. As the aspiring emperor of Praetoria, it is my duty to ensure that the values of our society are upheld and strengthened. That is why I am proud to announce that the Praetorian Strength Games will no longer tolerate the weaklings […]
Technology is constantly evolving and advancing at a rapid pace. As alpha males, we should not be afraid to dive into the depths of technology and embrace the challenges that come with it. However, there seems to be a growing trend of men succumbing to a âdonât reinvent the wheelâ mindset in regards to technology, […]
Brothers, as we conquer the digital frontier, we must adapt to the tools that will take us to the next level. Generative AI, like our fierce ChatGPT, is revolutionizing the way we approach project planning and problem solving. But letâs not be misled by the false notion that AI will replace us. No, it is […]
Hold on to your seats, gentlemen, because this theory is as bold as it gets. Imagine the Earth as a living, breathing masculine organism. Picture its magnetic field as a force of masculine energy, grounding and protecting everything we know. Now, what if the weakening of Earthâs magnetic fieldâa real, observable phenomenonâhas something to do […]
Listen up, my fellow alpha males. We all know that being a man in todayâs world isnât easy. We are expected to be strong, confident and masculine while navigating a society that constantly tries to emasculate us. But there are some unspoken social rules that every man should know, and itâs time we address them. […]
Brothers, today I want to talk to you about a crucial element that has been overlooked by many societies throughout history. A element that is essential for a civilization to not only survive, but to thrive in the long run. And that element, my fellow Praetorians, is faith. Now, I know what you might be […]
Greetings, fellow Praetorians. Itâs time to talk about a topic that is near and dear to my heart: programming. Specifically, game development and the importance of building your own game engine. As a true alpha male, I believe in taking control and creating things with my own two hands. And let me tell you, there […]