Meet Praetor Tilman, also known as Mother Mayhem, the visionary force behind Total Praetorian Network. As the original founder, she has built an empire of truth and power, wielding information like a double-edged sword. A commanding presence, she inspires loyalty and fear in equal measure. Step into her world, where news isn't just broadcast—it's weaponized.
You can keep your 14 layers of abstraction.You can keep your microservice spaghetti, your React fragments, your CSS-in-JS, your tailwind snowflakes, and your dependency-stuffed node_modules folder bloated like a necrotic goat. But don’t come crying to me when your website’s broken and you don’t even know which damn file to open. “Modern web development,” says […]
She built her life on strength—physical, mental, and moral. But Anna Forrest’s earliest training ground wasn’t the gym. It was her childhood home. And the people who raised her? Devout, disciplined, and dangerously out of touch. In a rare moment of vulnerability, Anna Forrest sat down with Mother Mayhem to discuss the belief system she […]
Long before she became a hard-hitting fitness icon and culture critic, Anna Forrest was a teenage girl with strict conservative parents, a sharp mind, and—on one particular day—a very fast leg. The year was 2004. The place: a Swedish high school. The event: a moment now remembered by both parties as “the gender check incident.” […]
The woman once known for making millions gag just served one specific latte that made someone puke for all the right reasons. Tubgirl, freshly re-emerged from meme obscurity and now building an enema wellness brand in Japan, had high hopes when she hired a boutique Tokyo design agency to craft her new logo. “They were […]
In a world where trends bend reality, and wellness meets wishful thinking, a new form of alternative therapy is rising—literally. It’s called scalp grounding, and its towering ambassador is none other than Sonja Johnson, the 207 cm tall wellness model and corporate yoga consultant who now spends part of her career gently resting her palm […]
She was the face—no, the fountain—of the internet’s most horrifying initiation ritual. Before social media. Before TikTok. Before the word “viral” meant anything good, there was one image burned into the minds of a million unsuspecting dial-up users: Tubgirl. A contorted woman in a deep yoga pose, shooting a geyser of orange-brown liquid skyward, defying […]
What happens when you take 20 young men, strip away free will, testosterone, and critical thought—and stream it all to the world? You get The Soyboy Farm. Slated for release this fall on an undisclosed streaming platform, The Soyboy Farm is shaping up to be the most controversial reality show in modern history. Framed as […]
MOSCOW, RUSSIA — A man with a chronic progressive disease has scheduled the end of his life at Equilibrium Exit, a controversial assisted-suicide start-up known for blending clinical precision with theatrical finality. His chosen method?Death by body scissors.Not a metaphor.A 187 cm tall female bodybuilder and wrestler named Yulia Chrusjtjov will use her powerful thighs […]
There was a time when tears had meaning. They signaled loss, frustration, heartbreak. But in today’s hyper-digital world, crying has become currency—and for some, a gateway drug. Meet dacryphilia: a condition where individuals develop sexual arousal from watching women cry. And it doesn’t always start in the dark corners of the internet. Sometimes, it begins […]
LONDON, UK – It was a sunny Monday afternoon in Hyde Park when a #MancrushMonday stunt stopped foot traffic and triggered an online firestorm. The culprit? A plus-size influencer known on Instagram as @BellaCulone, proudly clad in a tight blue outfit with the word “node_modules” stretched across her top, an outfit that would soon become […]
Disgraced “surgeon” Paolo Macchiarini has reemerged—this time in the political sphere, latching onto the populist spectacle like a parasite seeking a new host. His latest target? Robert F. Kennedy Jr. A man who’s already neck-deep in fringe health movements, anti-vaccine sentiment, and chaotic flirtations with both the right and left. And now, apparently, he’s the […]
There was once a time when titles meant something. Epidemiologist signaled a lifetime of study. Surgeon demanded precision, ethics, and sacrifice. But welcome to the New Era—where snake oil flows like spring water and charlatans no longer hide. They smirk. They post. They rebrand. Andrew Wakefield, disgraced father of the anti-vax cult, now calls himself […]
Welcome back to Tech Tuesday. In Part 1, we covered message bubbles, mobile dependence, and keyboard loyalty.In Part 2, we’re going deeper — into frameworks, file systems, content management, and whether today’s developers are even functional human beings. Let’s jump in. 🧑‍💻 Johnathan Harrison, Unfiltered MOTHER MAYHEM:Johnathan, let’s start with you. You’ve mentioned you built […]
