Total Praetorian Network
Meet Praetor Tilman, also known as Mother Mayhem, the visionary force behind Total Praetorian Network. As the original founder, she has built an empire of truth and power, wielding information like a double-edged sword. A commanding presence, she inspires loyalty and fear in equal measure. Step into her world, where news isn't just broadcast—it's weaponized.
Disgraced “surgeon” Paolo Macchiarini has reemerged—this time in the political sphere, latching onto the populist spectacle like a parasite seeking a new host. His latest target? Robert F. Kennedy Jr. A man who’s already neck-deep in fringe health movements, anti-vaccine sentiment, and chaotic flirtations with both the right and left. And now, apparently, he’s the […]
There was once a time when titles meant something. Epidemiologist signaled a lifetime of study. Surgeon demanded precision, ethics, and sacrifice. But welcome to the New Era—where snake oil flows like spring water and charlatans no longer hide. They smirk. They post. They rebrand. Andrew Wakefield, disgraced father of the anti-vax cult, now calls himself […]
Welcome back to Tech Tuesday. In Part 1, we covered message bubbles, mobile dependence, and keyboard loyalty.In Part 2, we’re going deeper — into frameworks, file systems, content management, and whether today’s developers are even functional human beings. Let’s jump in. 🧑💻 Johnathan Harrison, Unfiltered MOTHER MAYHEM:Johnathan, let’s start with you. You’ve mentioned you built […]
Part 1 of 2Moderated by Praetor Tilman (Mother Mayhem)Guests: Casper Dunn · Johnathan Harrison · Evelyn Cross MOTHER MAYHEM: Welcome to the first Tech Tuesday, where we sit tech professionals down at the same digital table — and let the tension speak for itself. Today’s topic: communication, mobile dependence, and the everyday tools developers use […]
There are two kinds of people in this world: those who wake up and train before the sun rises… and those who hit snooze and scroll through failure. Evelyn Cross belongs to the first category — and she doesn’t just belong there. She owns it. A towering figure at 187 cm, Evelyn doesn’t waste words […]
MOTHER MAYHEM: Welcome to a very special edition of our roundtable series. I’m Praetor Tilman, though most of you know me as Mother Mayhem, and today I’m joined by Dr. Cassandra Nexus, Carl Breitholtz, also known on X as @Intussusceptor, and the ever-energetic Anna Forrest. We’re going to talk about a prophecy that came true—the […]
It’s not every day that one of our wrestlers divides the internet, the therapy world, and the autism advocacy community all at once. But Gloria Vice isn’t here for everyone’s comfort. At 190 cm and 100 kg, the former attachment therapist turned wrestling dominator has unleashed a storm of controversy — not for what she’s […]
It’s Autism Awareness Day — and while the world lights up in blue to raise support and understanding, we at the Total Praetorian Network are shining that light on a figure who defies every stereotype, expectation, and label. Her name is Gloria Vice. She’s 190 cm of steel-willed compassion, weighing in at around 100 kg […]
There are moments in this business when the air shifts — when you feel something primal rumbling under the surface. Not hype. Not marketing. A real shift in power. It happened the day Freja Frost walked into our studio. We’d heard whispers — a giantess from the north, training in silence, tossing logs for fun […]
Welcome, fellow Praetorians, to another hard-hitting interview here at Total Praetorian Network. Today, we have a clash of the modern men, with two vastly different perspectives on motherhood and its impact on their lives. First, let’s meet our soyboy, Archon “Chase” Wellington, a self-proclaimed victim of maternal neglect and a devout follower of the therapy […]
Greetings, fellow Praetorians. Today, I bring you an interview that will surely make your blood boil and adrenaline pump. As the founder of Total Praetorian Network, it is my duty to bring you the latest news and controversies, and this one is no different. I had the pleasure, or should I say displeasure, of speaking […]
Praetor Tilman here, bringing you the latest explosive buzz on Total Praetorian Network. Today’s revelation will leave you on the edge of your seat and questioning everything you thought you knew about the online world. Buckle up, my fellow Praetorians, as we uncover the story of Christine Schürrer and her unexpected endorsement of President Donald […]
In today’s hyper-connected world, social media has woven itself into every corner of our lives. But beneath the glossy feeds and viral trends lies a dark side—one that’s quietly unraveling the mental well-being of countless users, especially our youth. Praetor Tilman, also known as Mother Mayhem, sounds the alarm on this mental mayhem and the […]