United States

Mother Mayhem: The Truth Behind an Anti-vaxxer’s Crazy Claims

Greetings, fellow Praetorians. Today, I bring you an interview that will surely make your blood boil and adrenaline pump. As the founder of Total Praetorian Network, it is my duty to bring you the latest news and controversies, and this one is no different. I had the pleasure, or should I say displeasure, of speaking […]

Politics

Freed Convict Christine SchĂĽrrer Endorses Trump and Musk

Praetor Tilman here, bringing you the latest explosive buzz on Total Praetorian Network. Today’s revelation will leave you on the edge of your seat and questioning everything you thought you knew about the online world. Buckle up, my fellow Praetorians, as we uncover the story of Christine SchĂĽrrer and her unexpected endorsement of President Donald […]

Social media

Protecting Mental Health in a Digital Age

In today’s hyper-connected world, social media has woven itself into every corner of our lives. But beneath the glossy feeds and viral trends lies a dark side—one that’s quietly unraveling the mental well-being of countless users, especially our youth. Praetor Tilman, also known as Mother Mayhem, sounds the alarm on this mental mayhem and the […]

Editorial

Unleashing the Future Goals of Total Praetorian Network

Praetor Tilman here, also known as Mother Mayhem, bringing you the latest update on the Total Praetorian Network. As the founder of TPN, it is my duty to constantly push the boundaries and take our platform to new heights. And today, I am thrilled to share with you our visions of future goals for TPN. […]

Confessions

Covid Miscarriage: Embracing Identity Amid Confusion

As I sat down for my interview with Covid Miscarriage, I couldn’t help but feel a rush of adrenaline. This man, with a name that seems to be both a curse and a blessing, has a story to tell. I am who I am, and my name reflects my journey Born into a family closely […]

Middle East

Pro-Polio Madness: Antivaxxers Embrace Deadly Disease in Gaza

Greetings fellow Praetorians, Mother Mayhem here with a shocking and disturbing report from Gaza. As if the ongoing war between Israel and Hamas wasn’t enough, now we have a new crisis brewing – the pro-polio movement. That’s right, you heard it here first – there are actually people out there who want to contract wild […]

Lifestyle

Monkeypox-Dick Pics: The Disturbing New Trend Among Men

You aren’t in a dystopian nightmare; this is real, and it’s happening now. Men across the country are sending a new breed of hyper-disturbing “dick pics” featuring genitalia riddled with monkeypox blisters. Brace yourself. It’s beyond comprehension, beyond gross, and, unbelievably, some men actually believe these infected images make them appear more virile and desirable. […]

Wokeness

Ape love and monkeypox: Interview with a Swedish “apemantic” woman

Today, I had the privilege of speaking with Karin S, a Swedish woman who proudly identifies as “apemantic” and claims to have sex with apes. But what makes her story even more wild is the fact that she not only contracted monkeypox during the 2022 epidemic, but she actually welcomed it with open arms! According […]

Violence

Unleashing the Controversial Mind of Christine SchĂĽrrer

Welcome back, adrenaline junkies. Today, we have a sensational story to shake your core. I am Praetor Tilman, and I present to you an exclusive interview with the infamous performance artist, Christine SchĂĽrrer. You may have heard of her name before, but for those who haven’t, let me give you a quick rundown. In 2008, […]

Fetishes

Crying for Attention: The Dark Reality of Dacryphilia

I recently had the chance to interview a woman who has been making headlines on TikTok for her videos of herself crying. But this isn’t your typical sob story. No, this woman is crying for a very disturbing reason – she has become the target of dacryphilia. You want attention? You better be ready for […]

Europe

Joining Forces: Ireland Sparks Controversy with UK Proposal

Fellow Praetorians, brace yourselves for the latest shock to hit the international stage – Ireland’s consideration to enter the United Kingdom! But hold onto your seats, because this decision is far from ordinary. Just two days ago, Ireland made a bold move by recognizing the Palestinian state, alongside Norway and Spain. This show of support […]

Celebrities

Belle Gibson’s Shocking Confession: I Have a Bellypunching Fetish

In a shocking turn of events, health and wellness influencer Belle Gibson has admitted to having a bellypunching fetish. The 32-year-old Australian entrepreneur, who rose to fame after claiming to have cured her terminal brain cancer through natural remedies, revealed her unusual sexual preference in a recent interview. Gibson explained that her fetish began innocently […]

Books

Revolutionary Translation: Bringing SCUM Manifesto to the German Language

As if the controversial SCUM manifesto wasn’t enough, Christine SchĂĽrrer has taken it to a whole new level. SchĂĽrrer, a German artist, has recently translated Valerie Solanas’ infamous work to her native language, promoting violence and murder in the most gruesome way possible. For those who are unfamiliar, the SCUM manifesto, written in 1967, stands […]