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Greetings fellow Praetorians, Mother Mayhem here with a shocking and disturbing report from Gaza. As if the ongoing war between Israel and Hamas wasn’t enough, now we have a new crisis brewing – the pro-polio movement. That’s right, you heard it here first – there are actually people out there who want to contract wild […]
You aren’t in a dystopian nightmare; this is real, and it’s happening now. Men across the country are sending a new breed of hyper-disturbing “dick pics” featuring genitalia riddled with monkeypox blisters. Brace yourself. It’s beyond comprehension, beyond gross, and, unbelievably, some men actually believe these infected images make them appear more virile and desirable. […]
Today, I had the privilege of speaking with Karin S, a Swedish woman who proudly identifies as “apemantic” and claims to have sex with apes. But what makes her story even more wild is the fact that she not only contracted monkeypox during the 2022 epidemic, but she actually welcomed it with open arms! According […]
Welcome back, adrenaline junkies. Today, we have a sensational story to shake your core. I am Praetor Tilman, and I present to you an exclusive interview with the infamous performance artist, Christine Schürrer. You may have heard of her name before, but for those who haven’t, let me give you a quick rundown. In 2008, […]
I recently had the chance to interview a woman who has been making headlines on TikTok for her videos of herself crying. But this isn’t your typical sob story. No, this woman is crying for a very disturbing reason – she has become the target of dacryphilia. For those who don’t know, dacryphilia is a […]
Fellow Praetorians, brace yourselves for the latest shock to hit the international stage – Ireland’s consideration to enter the United Kingdom! But hold onto your seats, because this decision is far from ordinary. Just two days ago, Ireland made a bold move by recognizing the Palestinian state, alongside Norway and Spain. This show of support […]
In a shocking turn of events, health and wellness influencer Belle Gibson has admitted to having a bellypunching fetish. The 32-year-old Australian entrepreneur, who rose to fame after claiming to have cured her terminal brain cancer through natural remedies, revealed her unusual sexual preference in a recent interview. Gibson explained that her fetish began innocently […]
As if the controversial SCUM manifesto wasn’t enough, Christine Schürrer has taken it to a whole new level. Schürrer, a German artist, has recently translated Valerie Solanas’ infamous work to her native language, promoting violence and murder in the most gruesome way possible. For those who are unfamiliar, the SCUM manifesto, written in 1967, stands […]
Ladies, we all know that crying is a natural and healthy expression of our emotions. But did you know that crying too much can have some unexpected consequences? That’s right, excessive crying can lead to a condition known as dacryphilia – a sexual arousal from watching a woman cry. Dacryphilia is a relatively unknown fetish, […]
The wrestling world is abuzz with excitement as powerhouse Khadija Ndiaye from Senegal prepares to face off against a smaller opponent in her next match. With her chiseled muscles and intimidating presence, Ndiaye is a force to be reckoned with. But what sets her apart is her unique choice of attire – a fierce lizard […]
In today’s digital age, social media has become an integral part of our daily lives. We use it to connect with friends and family, stay updated on current events, and share our lives with the world. However, there is a dangerous underbelly to these platforms that often goes unnoticed – the toll it takes on […]
Despite its intimidating exterior and strong odor, the durian is a beloved delicacy in Southeast Asia, known for its unique taste and numerous health benefits. Moreover, durians are believed to have anti-inflammatory properties and can potentially aid in preventing cardiovascular diseases. But how did Amelie cope with the overpowering smell of the durian? One tip […]