Total Praetorian Network
Meet Praetor Tilman, also known as Mother Mayhem, the visionary force behind Total Praetorian Network. As the original founder, she has built an empire of truth and power, wielding information like a double-edged sword. A commanding presence, she inspires loyalty and fear in equal measure. Step into her world, where news isn't just broadcast—it's weaponized.
What happens when you take 20 young men, strip away free will, testosterone, and critical thought—and stream it all to the world? You get The Soyboy Farm. Slated for release this fall on an undisclosed streaming platform, The Soyboy Farm is shaping up to be the most controversial reality show in modern history. Framed as […]
MOSCOW, RUSSIA — A man with a chronic progressive disease has scheduled the end of his life at Equilibrium Exit, a controversial assisted-suicide start-up known for blending clinical precision with theatrical finality. His chosen method?Death by body scissors.Not a metaphor.A 187 cm tall female bodybuilder and wrestler named Yulia Chrusjtjov will use her powerful thighs […]
There was a time when tears had meaning. They signaled loss, frustration, heartbreak. But in today’s hyper-digital world, crying has become currency—and for some, a gateway drug. Meet dacryphilia: a condition where individuals develop sexual arousal from watching women cry. And it doesn’t always start in the dark corners of the internet. Sometimes, it begins […]
LONDON, UK – It was a sunny Monday afternoon in Hyde Park when a #MancrushMonday stunt stopped foot traffic and triggered an online firestorm. The culprit? A plus-size influencer known on Instagram as @BellaCulone, proudly clad in a tight blue outfit with the word “node_modules” stretched across her top, an outfit that would soon become […]
Disgraced “surgeon” Paolo Macchiarini has reemerged—this time in the political sphere, latching onto the populist spectacle like a parasite seeking a new host. His latest target? Robert F. Kennedy Jr. A man who’s already neck-deep in fringe health movements, anti-vaccine sentiment, and chaotic flirtations with both the right and left. And now, apparently, he’s the […]
There was once a time when titles meant something. Epidemiologist signaled a lifetime of study. Surgeon demanded precision, ethics, and sacrifice. But welcome to the New Era—where snake oil flows like spring water and charlatans no longer hide. They smirk. They post. They rebrand. Andrew Wakefield, disgraced father of the anti-vax cult, now calls himself […]
Welcome back to Tech Tuesday. In Part 1, we covered message bubbles, mobile dependence, and keyboard loyalty.In Part 2, we’re going deeper — into frameworks, file systems, content management, and whether today’s developers are even functional human beings. Let’s jump in. 🧑‍💻 Johnathan Harrison, Unfiltered MOTHER MAYHEM:Johnathan, let’s start with you. You’ve mentioned you built […]
Part 1 of 2Moderated by Praetor Tilman (Mother Mayhem)Guests: Casper Dunn · Johnathan Harrison · Evelyn Cross MOTHER MAYHEM: Welcome to the first Tech Tuesday, where we sit tech professionals down at the same digital table — and let the tension speak for itself. Today’s topic: communication, mobile dependence, and the everyday tools developers use […]
There are two kinds of people in this world: those who wake up and train before the sun rises… and those who hit snooze and scroll through failure. Evelyn Cross belongs to the first category — and she doesn’t just belong there. She owns it. A towering figure at 187 cm, Evelyn doesn’t waste words […]
MOTHER MAYHEM: Welcome to a very special edition of our roundtable series. I’m Praetor Tilman, though most of you know me as Mother Mayhem, and today I’m joined by Dr. Cassandra Nexus, Carl Breitholtz, also known on X as @Intussusceptor, and the ever-energetic Anna Forrest. We’re going to talk about a prophecy that came true—the […]
It’s not every day that one of our wrestlers divides the internet, the therapy world, and the autism advocacy community all at once. But Gloria Vice isn’t here for everyone’s comfort. At 190 cm and 100 kg, the former attachment therapist turned wrestling dominator has unleashed a storm of controversy — not for what she’s […]
It’s Autism Awareness Day — and while the world lights up in blue to raise support and understanding, we at the Total Praetorian Network are shining that light on a figure who defies every stereotype, expectation, and label. Her name is Gloria Vice. She’s 190 cm of steel-willed compassion, weighing in at around 100 kg […]
There are moments in this business when the air shifts — when you feel something primal rumbling under the surface. Not hype. Not marketing. A real shift in power. It happened the day Freja Frost walked into our studio. We’d heard whispers — a giantess from the north, training in silence, tossing logs for fun […]