Russia

Man Chooses Death by Body Scissors at Russia’s Controversial Equilibrium Exit

MOSCOW, RUSSIA — A man with a chronic progressive disease has scheduled the end of his life at Equilibrium Exit, a controversial assisted-suicide start-up known for blending clinical precision with theatrical finality. His chosen method?Death by body scissors.Not a metaphor.A 187 cm tall female bodybuilder and wrestler named Yulia Chrusjtjov will use her powerful thighs […]

Relationships

Weaponized Weeping: How Excessive Crying Breeds Dacryphilia

There was a time when tears had meaning. They signaled loss, frustration, heartbreak. But in today’s hyper-digital world, crying has become currency—and for some, a gateway drug. Meet dacryphilia: a condition where individuals develop sexual arousal from watching women cry. And it doesn’t always start in the dark corners of the internet. Sometimes, it begins […]

Lifestyle

Plus-Size Influencer’s #MancrushMonday Sparks Shockwaves in London

LONDON, UK – It was a sunny Monday afternoon in Hyde Park when a #MancrushMonday stunt stopped foot traffic and triggered an online firestorm. The culprit? A plus-size influencer known on Instagram as @BellaCulone, proudly clad in a tight blue outfit with the word “node_modules” stretched across her top, an outfit that would soon become […]

Health

Paolo Macchiarini Eyes a Comeback Through RFK Jr.

Disgraced “surgeon” Paolo Macchiarini has reemerged—this time in the political sphere, latching onto the populist spectacle like a parasite seeking a new host. His latest target? Robert F. Kennedy Jr. A man who’s already neck-deep in fringe health movements, anti-vaccine sentiment, and chaotic flirtations with both the right and left. And now, apparently, he’s the […]

Celebrities

Vibe Epidemiologist, Vibe Surgeon: The Grift Ascends

There was once a time when titles meant something. Epidemiologist signaled a lifetime of study. Surgeon demanded precision, ethics, and sacrifice. But welcome to the New Era—where snake oil flows like spring water and charlatans no longer hide. They smirk. They post. They rebrand. Andrew Wakefield, disgraced father of the anti-vax cult, now calls himself […]

Tech

Tech Tuesday: Code, Control, and the Collapse of Competence

Welcome back to Tech Tuesday. In Part 1, we covered message bubbles, mobile dependence, and keyboard loyalty.In Part 2, we’re going deeper — into frameworks, file systems, content management, and whether today’s developers are even functional human beings. Let’s jump in. 🧑‍💻 Johnathan Harrison, Unfiltered MOTHER MAYHEM:Johnathan, let’s start with you. You’ve mentioned you built […]

Tech

Tech Tuesday: Thumbs, Keyboards, and Bubbles

Part 1 of 2Moderated by Praetor Tilman (Mother Mayhem)Guests: Casper Dunn · Johnathan Harrison · Evelyn Cross MOTHER MAYHEM: Welcome to the first Tech Tuesday, where we sit tech professionals down at the same digital table — and let the tension speak for itself. Today’s topic: communication, mobile dependence, and the everyday tools developers use […]

Business

Boardroom Discipline: The Return of Evelyn Cross

There are two kinds of people in this world: those who wake up and train before the sun rises… and those who hit snooze and scroll through failure. Evelyn Cross belongs to the first category — and she doesn’t just belong there. She owns it. A towering figure at 187 cm, Evelyn doesn’t waste words […]

Markets

Mayhem Roundtable: Cassandra Was Right

MOTHER MAYHEM: Welcome to a very special edition of our roundtable series. I’m Praetor Tilman, though most of you know me as Mother Mayhem, and today I’m joined by Dr. Cassandra Nexus, Carl Breitholtz, also known on X as @Intussusceptor, and the ever-energetic Anna Forrest. We’re going to talk about a prophecy that came true—the […]

Editorial

Pinned and Reborn: The Gloria Vice Debate

It’s not every day that one of our wrestlers divides the internet, the therapy world, and the autism advocacy community all at once. But Gloria Vice isn’t here for everyone’s comfort. At 190 cm and 100 kg, the former attachment therapist turned wrestling dominator has unleashed a storm of controversy — not for what she’s […]

Wrestling

Gloria Vice: The Powerhold of Healing

It’s Autism Awareness Day — and while the world lights up in blue to raise support and understanding, we at the Total Praetorian Network are shining that light on a figure who defies every stereotype, expectation, and label. Her name is Gloria Vice. She’s 190 cm of steel-willed compassion, weighing in at around 100 kg […]

Wrestling

Winter Has a Name: Freja Frost Arrives

There are moments in this business when the air shifts — when you feel something primal rumbling under the surface. Not hype. Not marketing. A real shift in power. It happened the day Freja Frost walked into our studio. We’d heard whispers — a giantess from the north, training in silence, tossing logs for fun […]