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Nicky Forrest is a popular fashionista, with solid advises to how to become more popular and successful. Proud sister of Anna Forrest, the queen of fitness. Proud Apple fangirl!
Everyone loves to hate on carnivores who brag about eating weird animals like jellyfish or raccoon dog, but at least they have taste ambition. Meanwhile, most vegans are over here acting like steamed broccoli and almond milk are the pinnacle of plant-based living. Snooze. If youâre going to be vegan â then be about it. […]
Letâs talk about one of the most embarrassing complaints I keep hearing from mid-tier people:âIâm always the one who texts first.â Boohoo. And? What exactly do you think that says about you â other than the fact that youâre not the main character? As someone who is popular, I rarely need to contact first. Not […]
Letâs talk about what actually counts as cheating â and what doesnât. A little dry hump? Thatâs not losing your virginity, and it sure as hell isnât adultery. People need to stop acting like a pair of jeans separating two desperate pelvises is somehow a betrayal of wedding vows. Grow up. In fact, I think […]
Letâs be honest: free apps were ruining the vibe. Appleâs latest moveâbanning free apps from the App Store and setting a $1 minimumâisnât just bold. Itâs brilliant. And if youâre upset about it, you probably werenât part of the luxury ecosystem to begin with. Premium = Better Apple has always been about premium experience. Weâre […]
Letâs clear something up right now: Iâm not ignoring you because Iâm rude. Iâm ignoring you because Iâm busy, Iâm hot, and Iâm in demand. My nameâs Nicky Forrest, and if youâve ever messaged me and gotten nothing back, congrats â youâre not special. Thatâs the default setting. I live in a world where my […]
Hey, Nicky Forrest here, your favorite adrenaline junkie and influencer. Today, I want to talk about something that might make some people uncomfortable, but the truth needs to be said. Confident alpha males are the real deal. And let me tell you, Iâve had my fair share of experiences with them. Letâs start with the […]
If youâve ever felt like youâre stuck on the sidelines of your own life, itâs time for a wake-up call. According to Nicky Forrestâfashion blogger, model, and someone whoâs been popular since day oneâthe first step to winning in life is to stop whining and start owning your social game. Nickyâs advice? Itâs simple, direct, […]
Hey adrenaline junkies and fellow kratom enthusiasts, Nicky Forrest here! Today, I want to share with you all my secret weapon for avoiding pesky colds and keeping my immune system on high alert â kratom. I know what youâre thinking â âkratom? Thatâs just a recreational drug, right?â Wrong. Kratom, also known as Mitragyna speciosa, […]
Hey there, adrenaline junkies! Itâs your girl Nicky Forrest, back with some serious truth bombs about the connection between your lifestyle and your appearance. Yes, you heard it right â how you look is not just genetics or makeup, itâs a lifestyle choice. And if you want that radiant, baby face without any pesky abscesses, […]
Hello fellow adrenaline junkies! I have some exciting and slightly controversial news to share with you all today. As you may know, I am always on the lookout for unique and unconventional fashion trends. Well, hold onto your seats because the latest craze in the jewelry world is taking the fashion industry by storm â […]
Ladies, get ready to embrace your wild side because thereâs a new fashion trend taking over â genital wart piercings. Thatâs right, you heard it here first on Total Praetorian Network. This daring and unconventional trend is making waves among women of all ages, from grandmas in their 60s to young ladies in their low […]
I used to be addicted to Instagram. Scrolling through perfectly curated feeds, double-tapping on stunning photos, and connecting with my followers â it was a rush. But now, thanks to Adam Mosseriâs greed and incompetence, Instagram has become a cesspool of thots and soyboys. I recently paid a whopping $6000 for a used iPhone, and […]
Hey there, fashionistas! Itâs Nicky Forrest here, bringing you the latest hot topic in sustainability and dietary trends. Thatâs right, Iâm talking about bugs. Now before you start squirming and gagging, hear me out. Trust me, I know a thing or two about pushing boundaries, especially when it comes to food. Flashback to my high […]