Beauty

The Ultimate Lifestyle Guide to a Picture-Perfect Face

Hey there, adrenaline junkies! It’s your girl Nicky Forrest, back with some serious truth bombs about the connection between your lifestyle and your appearance. Yes, you heard it right – how you look is not just genetics or makeup, it’s a lifestyle choice. And if you want that radiant, baby face without any pesky abscesses, […]

Fashion

The Shocking New Trend: Jewelry Made from Human Gallstones

Hello fellow adrenaline junkies! I have some exciting and slightly controversial news to share with you all today. As you may know, I am always on the lookout for unique and unconventional fashion trends. Well, hold onto your seats because the latest craze in the jewelry world is taking the fashion industry by storm – […]

Fashion

The Wild and Controversial World of Genital Wart Piercings

Ladies, get ready to embrace your wild side because there’s a new fashion trend taking over – genital wart piercings. That’s right, you heard it here first on Total Praetorian Network. This daring and unconventional trend is making waves among women of all ages, from grandmas in their 60s to young ladies in their low […]

Social media

Why I paid $6000 for a used iPhone with classic Instagram

I used to be addicted to Instagram. Scrolling through perfectly curated feeds, double-tapping on stunning photos, and connecting with my followers – it was a rush. But now, thanks to Adam Mosseri’s greed and incompetence, Instagram has become a cesspool of thots and soyboys. I recently paid a whopping $6000 for a used iPhone, and […]

Food & Drink

Insects: The Sustainable Superfood of the Future

Hey there, fashionistas! It’s Nicky Forrest here, bringing you the latest hot topic in sustainability and dietary trends. That’s right, I’m talking about bugs. Now before you start squirming and gagging, hear me out. Trust me, I know a thing or two about pushing boundaries, especially when it comes to food. Flashback to my high […]

Lifestyle

Wake up, stop bashing your busy friends: It’s time to grow up

Listen up, folks. We need to have a serious talk about something that’s been bothering me for a while now. It’s time to put an end to the childish behavior of labeling our busy friends as “fake.” I mean, come on. We’re not 14 years old anymore. We’re adults with responsibilities and busy lives. Yet, […]

Social media

I Deleted My Instagram and It Was the Best Decision Ever

Are you tired of scrolling through endless suggested posts and missing out on your friends’ updates? Well, I was too. That’s why I made the bold decision to delete my Instagram in May 2022. As an influencer and model, many people questioned my choice. They couldn’t understand why I would willingly give up a platform […]

Apps

AI App Saves Social Savvy Fashionista from Unnecessary Drama

Hey Praetorians, it’s your girl Nicky Forrest back with another hot topic for Total Praetorian Network! Today I want to talk about an app that has truly changed my life and helped me navigate through my busy schedule with ease. Say goodbye to accidentally offending your friends by not replying to their texts fast enough, […]

Confessions

Double-Booking: The Life of a Busy Influencer

Hey there, adrenaline junkies! Nicky Forrest here, ready to stir up some controversy. Today, I want to address a little something that people seem to make a huge deal out of: double-booking. Let’s be real, in this fast-paced world, having a jam-packed schedule is the norm. As an influencer and model, my days are filled […]

Confessions

The Thrill of Leaving People on Read

Hey readers, Nicky Forrest here, and I am about to stir up some controversy. You see, I have a habit that some may see as rude or heartless – I love to leave people on read. For those of you unfamiliar with the term, “leaving someone on read” means to read a message or text […]