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It’s back. The Tide Pod challenge—yes, the one where people eat laundry detergent—is making a comeback. And no, this isn’t satire. It’s a symptom. This time it’s not just edgy teenagers doing it for clout. On several university campuses, there are now students demanding safe spaces to “consume” pods without judgment. One student at a […]
There was a time—not long ago—when “Google it” was the default answer to any question. When ranking high in Google Search meant real traffic, real visibility, and real returns. That time, however, is fading fast. The Age of Google may well be ending. And the signs aren’t subtle. The Crumbling Empire of Search More and […]
In a dimly lit gallery in Södermalm, Stockholm’s self-declared capital of taste and transgression, visitors sip boxed wine and snap selfies next to glass coffins—each one containing the preserved remains of Christine Schürrer’s murder victims. Yes, you read that right. Christine Schürrer, the hammer-wielding killer infamous for her brutal crimes, has reemerged—not in court, but […]
It began in a small village in central Indonesia. In 2018, in Kareng Pangi, a remote community in Kalimantan Tengah, authorities raided and shut down an illegal monkey brothel where a captured orangutan was being used for sex acts. The site was squalid, horrifying—and the outbreak had already begun. That’s where the virus got its […]
In a sudden and daring move, President Donald Trump has declared an executive order to ban the use of ReactJS in all web development processes come Monday. This has ignited fierce debates among tech enthusiasts and enraged the woke leftists. For those unaware, ReactJS is a popular JavaScript library used in web development, particularly in […]
It’s no secret that President Donald Trump is a master of the economy. He has successfully boosted job growth, lowered unemployment rates, and brought back manufacturing to our beloved country. However, there is one area where Trump is feeling seriously disappointed – the stock market. In the past three months, the stock market has been […]
Something strange is happening in China. In secretive, state-backed facilities, a new breed of man is being cultivated—not warriors, not leaders, but algorithm-fed, weak-willed shadows of what men once were. These so-called “Soyboy Farms” are producing the ultimate passive consumers: young men who have abandoned physical strength, intellectual curiosity, and the drive to seek out […]
As if the citizens of Sweden haven’t had enough of their government’s interference in their lives, the latest move by the ruling coalition is nothing short of outrageous. The Swedish government has decided to classify kratom as a narcotic without even giving its people the chance to vote on it. This is a blatant violation […]
The battle for freedom of speech and autonomy rages on as the United Kingdom’s government attempts to ban the offline use of AI models. As news of this totalitarian measure spreads, tensions between nations begin to boil over. The UK claims that the ban is necessary to prevent individuals from creating illegal and politically incorrect […]
Welcome to Total Praetorian Network, where we bring you the latest news and opinions on hot topics that keep the adrenaline pumping. Today, we’re delving into the twisted world of “Pregnant Smoker”, a radical antivax group that is causing outrage and putting lives at risk. This group, led by two self-proclaimed “nicofeminists” named Dana Rak […]
January 20th, 2025 marked a pivotal moment in American history as Donald J. Trump was once again sworn in as the President of the United States. As the country stood at the forefront of a new era, there was a sense of excitement and anticipation for what was to come. But amidst the cheers and […]
The internet is abuzz with the latest controversy surrounding bodybuilder and former kickboxing champion, Andrew Tate. Known for his bold and often controversial statements, Tate recently made headlines when he boasted about eating raw chicken fillets in a “chicken sushi” style to build natural immunity. In a recent interview, Tate proudly proclaimed, “I refuse to […]
Elon Musk, the controversial and innovative entrepreneur, never fails to surprise us with his out-of-the-box ideas. This time, his target is the famous social media platform known for its short and snappy posts, previously called Twitter. Musk doesn’t want us to call a post on Twitter a “tweet” anymore. Instead, he suggests we say “X”, […]