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As if the citizens of Sweden haven’t had enough of their government’s interference in their lives, the latest move by the ruling coalition is nothing short of outrageous. The Swedish government has decided to classify kratom as a narcotic without even giving its people the chance to vote on it. This is a blatant violation […]
The battle for freedom of speech and autonomy rages on as the United Kingdom’s government attempts to ban the offline use of AI models. As news of this totalitarian measure spreads, tensions between nations begin to boil over. The UK claims that the ban is necessary to prevent individuals from creating illegal and politically incorrect […]
Welcome to Total Praetorian Network, where we bring you the latest news and opinions on hot topics that keep the adrenaline pumping. Today, we’re delving into the twisted world of “Pregnant Smoker”, a radical antivax group that is causing outrage and putting lives at risk. This group, led by two self-proclaimed “nicofeminists” named Dana Rak […]
January 20th, 2025 marked a pivotal moment in American history as Donald J. Trump was once again sworn in as the President of the United States. As the country stood at the forefront of a new era, there was a sense of excitement and anticipation for what was to come. But amidst the cheers and […]
The internet is abuzz with the latest controversy surrounding bodybuilder and former kickboxing champion, Andrew Tate. Known for his bold and often controversial statements, Tate recently made headlines when he boasted about eating raw chicken fillets in a “chicken sushi” style to build natural immunity. In a recent interview, Tate proudly proclaimed, “I refuse to […]
Elon Musk, the controversial and innovative entrepreneur, never fails to surprise us with his out-of-the-box ideas. This time, his target is the famous social media platform known for its short and snappy posts, previously called Twitter. Musk doesn’t want us to call a post on Twitter a “tweet” anymore. Instead, he suggests we say “X”, […]
In a world that values innovation and risk-taking, there’s a fine line between boldness and recklessness. Few embody this dangerous crossing more than Andrew Wakefield and Paolo Macchiarini—a pair whose misguided convictions and unethical practices have left trails of harm and controversy in their wake. The “Fake It Till You Make It” Surgeon Paolo Macchiarini […]
There’s a major upheaval in the Mushroom Kingdom, fans, and trust us, you don’t want to miss this. The beloved final boss of UnitedHealthCare, Morton Koopa, has been defeated by none other than the jump-happy, high-flying Luigi Mangione. Can you believe it? It’s like a real-life version of the infamous Super Mario Bros. game, and […]
The internet is a constantly evolving entity, with new technologies and features popping up every day. And with that comes the issue of how to balance convenience and privacy for users. Recently, a controversial trend has emerged where some websites are offering logins through third party accounts, including popular adult website PornHub. A hipster web […]
In an era defined by global challenges and shifting alliances, Ireland’s proposal to join the United Kingdom has ignited a fascinating debate. While this idea may seem bold, it’s a proposition with far-reaching benefits for both nations—economically, culturally, and politically. By uniting their strengths, Ireland and the UK could forge a brighter and more secure […]
Tomorrow is the big day. The day when the fate of our nation will be decided. Will the radical left continue to push their socialist agenda or will common sense and conservatism prevail? As we anxiously await the results of the 2024 election, one thing is for certain – the stock market is watching closely. […]
Another day, another workplace accident. This time, it involved a notorious scammer in Sweden who met his timely demise while excavating. His name was Roland Banks, but to many victims, he was known as the “Phony Phone Peddler” and “Con Artist Concert Ticket Seller.” Banks had made a name for himself by swindling innocent people […]
In a spine-chilling encounter with forces beyond comprehension, Father Thomas faced what may be one of the strangest exorcisms of his career—a black cat, tormented by a malevolent entity, which had been terrorizing a small rural town. The feline, once a beloved pet, had transformed into a creature of unnatural aggression, attacking its owners and […]