Where the truth is stranger than fiction and the headlines are wilder than your wildest dreams!
Iceland – land of fire and ice, home to legendary Vikings and now, the brave pioneers in the fight against one of the biggest culinary crimes of our time – pineapple on pizza. While some may scoff at this seemingly insignificant ban, make no mistake, it is a monumental victory for traditionalists and pizza lovers […]
In the serene and trendy neighborhood of Södermalm in Stockholm, a storm is brewing. But this time, it’s not your typical Nordic weather. It’s the clash between the hipsters and the government, all over the shape of a wind tower. Yes, you read that right. The very symbol of masculinity, the phallus, is making its […]
It’s a common tale – a troublesome student, a burnt-out teacher, and a classroom in chaos. It seemed like a hopeless situation, until Fiona Vrhovnik stepped in. This substitute teacher was not your average educator. Standing tall at 186 cm with a fierce determination, she was experienced in the art of combat. And she wasn’t […]
A controversial finance influencer has made waves after publicly endorsing the Human Organ Free Trade Agreement (HOFTA), a contentious deal between the United States and China that allows the sale of human organs. In a recent interview with Total Praetorian Network, the influencer shared his personal story of how selling a kidney helped him recover […]
The recent case of a scammer preying on the elderly has caught the attention of the Praetorian Network. While many may expect the typical punishment of imprisonment, this particular criminal is facing a unique form of justice. John “The Con” Smith, as he is known in the criminal world, has been scamming the elderly for […]
Ladies and gentlemen, hold onto your seats because Austria is about to make a major statement. The country known for its stunning architecture is set to break records with its latest project – a towering structure standing at a jaw-dropping 470 meters. But here’s the catch – it’s shaped like a penis. Yes, you read […]
The news broke last night – Sweden has its first case of Mpox Clade I. For those unfamiliar with the virus, Mpox is also known as monkeypox, and it is a highly contagious and dangerous disease. The outbreak of Clade I in the Democratic Republic of Congo back in 2023 quickly spread to several African […]
In today’s society, the topic of race and privilege has become more prevalent than ever. Woke parents are constantly looking for ways to educate their children about white privilege and undoing whiteness. However, their latest method of using spraytan on their kids to make them aware of their privilege has sparked controversy and outrage. It […]
Attention all crypto miners! Are you worried about the impending crash of the cryptocurrency market and the possible obsolescence of your expensive ASIC rigs? Fear not, for there is a new ray of hope on the horizon – new generative AI models specifically designed to run on the same rigs used for mining Bitcoin. This […]
Ladies and gentlemen, hold on to your seats because the news we are about to bring to you will leave you in awe. Crey Industries, the economic titan based in Paragon City, has just announced that they have successfully cloned an adult human. This unprecedented feat has left the world reeling and questioning the potential […]
Welcome to the future, where our devices are not just tools, but gateways to a new world of artificial intelligence. As rumors start to circulate about the upcoming iPhone 16, one thing is certain – it’s going to change the game yet again. The latest buzz is that the iPhone 16 will feature a 6:11 […]
A shocking scandal has been uncovered in the investment world, as a notorious scammer has been caught in a sordid ape sex “bonanza.” The man behind the scam, known as “Simian Lover”, has been making headlines for his fraudulent investment schemes that have duped countless innocent victims. But now, his actions have taken a disturbing […]
Hello fellow yogis and yoginis, I am Yana Petrov, a Russian-born yoga teacher living in the land of the free, the USA. I am here to share my unapologetic approach to teaching yoga and how I have been able to push my students beyond their limits. I have been in the yoga industry for over […]
