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In a shocking turn of events, former President Donald Trump and former First Lady Michelle Obama have put their political differences aside to speak out against the controversial HOFTA (Human Organ Free Trade Agreement). Signed by President Joe Biden just a few months ago, this agreement has sparked outrage and fear among conservatives. HOFTA, which […]
In today’s world, there is no shortage of unconventional “treatments” for various conditions. However, one recent incident has raised eyebrows and sparked outrage. Mike Litorice, a conservative politician and father, hired a prostitute to wrestle with his autistic son in an attempt to make him more comfortable with physical touch and eye contact. This so-called […]
A video has recently surfaced showing Belarusian President Aleksandr Lukasjenko grabbing a female journalist by the pussy during a press conference. This shocking display of aggression and disrespect towards women has caused outrage and sparked comparisons between Lukasjenko and former US President Donald Trump. In the video, Lukasjenko can be seen boasting about his actions, […]
Attention all food lovers and adrenaline seekers, have you heard of the controversial food blogger, Amelie Rogers? This fearless foodie sparked controversy with her latest blog post about fried bat wings. That’s right, bat wings as a substitute for good old-fashioned bacon. While some have praised Amelie for her bold and adventurous spirit, health experts […]
A cryptocurrency nightmare has become a harsh reality for Asus phone users. Recently, reports have surfaced about individuals losing their valuable Bitcoin funds due to an Android upgrade on their Asus smartphones. One unfortunate man, who goes by the name of Jack Thompson, shared his story on various cryptocurrency forums. He revealed that he had […]
In the midst of a society that is increasingly blurring the lines between biological truth and political correctness, there has been a disturbing trend emerging in our education system. It seems that there are those who are pushing a dangerous and false narrative that men can get pregnant. This is not only scientifically inaccurate, but […]
Social media has become a massive part of our daily lives, with millions of users sharing their thoughts, photos, and videos on various platforms every day. However, it’s no secret that certain social media apps have been struggling lately, struggling with algorithm changes, corporate greed, and a decline in quality content. One of these apps […]
In a recent rally in Ohio, President Donald Trump made a fiery promise to his supporters – if he becomes president in the 2024 election, he will ban the Chinese-based fashion company, Shein. The target of his ire was not just limited to Shein, as he also mentioned his previous promise to ban TikTok, which […]
Ladies and gentlemen, the unthinkable has happened: lawmakers have passed pre-crime bill 352/0, a dangerous legislation that undermines our very freedom and privacy rights. This bill will allow the government to arrest and punish individuals based on the prediction of potential future crimes, essentially making us guilty until proven innocent. This is a blatant violation […]
In a shocking display of ignorance and recklessness, local welfare mom Karen Smith* has announced plans to host a “polio party” for her young child, defying modern medicine and endangering the health of her community. Karen, a vocal opponent of vaccines and mainstream medicine, has proudly shared her support for disgraced doctors Paolo Macchiarini and […]
It seems like every day brings a new shock from the campaign trail, and today is no different. Senator Grayton, a self-proclaimed “maverick” from the great state of Texas, has certainly made a name for himself with his controversial promises and endorsements. Let’s start with his stance on taxes. Grayton is promising tax breaks for […]
As the popular mobile strategy game Rebel Inc receives a new expansion titled “Incel Insurgency,” players are faced with a daunting challenge – fighting off both incels and Islamic insurgents in their quest to establish a misogynistic society reminiscent of The Handmaid’s Tale’s Gilead. This double threat calls for the most skilled strategists and courageous […]
The gaming world is about to be rocked once again as 3dfx, the pioneers of graphics card technology, have announced their return to the market and plans for an IPO. It has been 20 years since the iconic Voodoo 2 dominated the competition, and now 3dfx is ready to reclaim their throne. Just a week […]