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It seems like every day brings a new shock from the campaign trail, and today is no different. Senator Grayton, a self-proclaimed “maverick” from the great state of Texas, has certainly made a name for himself with his controversial promises and endorsements. Let’s start with his stance on taxes. Grayton is promising tax breaks for […]
As the popular mobile strategy game Rebel Inc receives a new expansion titled “Incel Insurgency,” players are faced with a daunting challenge – fighting off both incels and Islamic insurgents in their quest to establish a misogynistic society reminiscent of The Handmaid’s Tale’s Gilead. This double threat calls for the most skilled strategists and courageous […]
The gaming world is about to be rocked once again as 3dfx, the pioneers of graphics card technology, have announced their return to the market and plans for an IPO. It has been 20 years since the iconic Voodoo 2 dominated the competition, and now 3dfx is ready to reclaim their throne. Just a week […]
The world of social media is ablaze as TikTok users protest against a potential ban of the app by the United States government. Their reason for protesting? The right to be a thot. For those unfamiliar with the term, a “thot” is someone who proudly embraces their sexuality and uses it to gain attention and […]
John had always enjoyed being in control, both in his personal and professional life. But when he found himself uncontrollably drawn to his girlfriend’s tears, he knew something was wrong. At first, it was just a passing thought, but as their relationship progressed, it became a deep-seated fetish that he couldn’t seem to shake off. […]
As adults, it is natural to reflect on our upbringing and the role our parents played in our lives. We may have fond memories of a loving and supportive relationship, or we may have painful memories of neglect and abuse. However, what we often fail to realize is that our attitude and mindset toward our […]
Have you ever put your phone on silent or taken a digital detox? Congratulations, according to the woke leftists, you are now committing an act of violence. That’s right, in their eyes, taking a break from the constant barrage of notifications and texts is now considered selfish and problematic. But where did this dangerous ideology […]
After nearly two decades, 3dfx is making a comeback in the graphic card market with a mission to once again dominate GPU performance. For those who are not familiar, 3dfx was the king of gaming graphics in the late 90s with their groundbreaking Voodoo 2 card, surpassing the competition of PowerVR and Matrox. And now, […]
Montana, the land of rugged mountains, wide open spaces, and now, improved mental health. The state recently made headlines when it announced that it was the first in the nation to ban the popular social media app, TikTok. And the results have been astounding. Young people, who were once glued to their screens for hours […]
Millennials may remember the outrage over the addition of a skin tone modifier to the classic yellow emoji faces. But now, it seems the snowflakes of Generation Z have found a new battle to fight in the emoji world – the addition of Tide Pods symbols. Yes, you read that right. The same Tide Pods […]
In recent years, a bizarre and concerning trend has been gaining attention: the adult babies fetish. It may sound innocuous at first, but a closer look reveals a disturbing underlying mentality. According to a study by the U.S. Department of Family Values, the adult babies fetish stems from a sense of entitlement and a desire […]
In a shocking turn of events, Swedish Prime Minister Ulf Kristersson was lifted against the wall by a tall and muscular female politician from Europe. The incident, which took place at a political conference in Stockholm, left everyone stunned and wondering who this powerful woman was. Her name is Ingrid Janssen, and she hails from […]
In a shocking turn of events, it has been revealed that Adam Mosseri, CEO of Instagram, conducted a secret trial on a Chinese soyboy farm to inform his decision to change the app to mimic TikTok. This decision, made in 2020 and implemented in 2022, has caused outrage among masculine men and developers alike. For […]