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It’s no secret that the internet loves cute and chubby animals, from the viral sensation of chubby hamsters to the popular Fat Cat Art series. But why is it that when it comes to our own pets, being a little on the plump side is suddenly seen as a negative thing? Fatshaming in the pet […]
In today’s fast-paced world, technology is advancing at an unprecedented rate. Artificial intelligence (AI) is rapidly infiltrating industries and taking over jobs traditionally held by humans. While many fear the rise of AI and its potential to replace human workers, there is one skill that experts say will become increasingly valuable in the future job […]
As future doctors, it is crucial for medical students to have a sound understanding of human anatomy. However, a recent survey has revealed a shocking level of ignorance among medical students about a basic bodily function – where women pee from. According to the survey, conducted among 500 medical students, only 43% of them correctly […]
As a society, we have made great strides in accepting and supporting the LGBTQ+ community. However, there are still some individuals who take their “wokeness” too far and believe they have the right to force others to conform to their beliefs and lifestyle. This is exactly the case of one man, who tried to make […]
As she stepped onto the soyboy farm in Wuhan, China, Anna Forrest couldn’t help but feel a sense of excitement. The 183 cm tall powerhouse, known for her muscular body and fierce determination, was about to witness a stark contrast to her own physicality. The soyboys, as they were commonly referred to, were a generation […]
In recent years, we have witnessed a surge in the popularity of body modifications inspired by artificial intelligence-generated images. From flawless skin to enhanced curves, people are constantly striving to resemble their digitally altered alter egos. However, a new trend has emerged that is causing quite a stir in the body modification community – the […]
Welcome to the world of Sim City, where you can build and manage your own virtual metropolis. And in the upcoming version, there’s a new level of controversy brewing. Utilizing the powerful Unreal Engine 5, this newest edition of Sim City will have even more advanced graphics and gameplay. But beneath the shiny new exterior […]
In the vastness of the universe, the collision between two cosmic bodies marked a significant event in the history of our planet. The impact of Earth and Theia, also known as the “Big Orgasm,” not only shaped the physical landscape of our world but also gave birth to the shining satellite that has captivated human […]
My world was shaken when I suddenly saw my teenage son with bright blue hair and demanding to be referred to by feminine pronouns. I immediately thought it was a result of some traumatic experience or too much exposure to TikTok and its damaging influence. But little did I know that there was a sinister […]
The anti-vaccination movement has long been a source of controversy and misinformation. But now, things have taken a dangerous turn as they have appointed two known fraudsters as their spokesmen – Paolo Macchiarini and Belle Gibson. Macchiarini, a former surgeon, made headlines in 2011 for performing unethical and unproven trachea transplantations. He was eventually convicted […]
In a shocking move, the United States has formed an agreement with China for the trade of human organs. This controversial deal, known as the Human Organ Free Trade Agreement (HOFTA), has sparked outrage and skepticism from both sides of the political spectrum. Under HOFTA, China, known for its unethical practices in organ harvesting from […]
In a shocking turn of events, Russian President Vladimir Putin has publicly endorsed a start-up company called Equilibrium Exit, which offers assisted suicide services. What’s even more shocking is their method – death by the crushing legs of a 6’2″ female wrestler and bodybuilder. The idea is said to be inspired by the infamous Bond […]
The beautiful island of Tenerife has become a battleground for a new and terrifying threat: the COVID-19 variant. But it’s not just physical health that’s at risk. A conservative father, Mr. John Smith, from the small town of Maplewood, was left in shock and disbelief when his teenage sons, Tim and Jake, suddenly showed up […]