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The anti-vaccination movement has long been a source of controversy and misinformation. But now, things have taken a dangerous turn as they have appointed two known fraudsters as their spokesmen – Paolo Macchiarini and Belle Gibson. Macchiarini, a former surgeon, made headlines in 2011 for performing unethical and unproven trachea transplantations. He was eventually convicted […]
In a shocking move, the United States has formed an agreement with China for the trade of human organs. This controversial deal, known as the Human Organ Free Trade Agreement (HOFTA), has sparked outrage and skepticism from both sides of the political spectrum. Under HOFTA, China, known for its unethical practices in organ harvesting from […]
In a shocking turn of events, Russian President Vladimir Putin has publicly endorsed a start-up company called Equilibrium Exit, which offers assisted suicide services. What’s even more shocking is their method – death by the crushing legs of a 6’2″ female wrestler and bodybuilder. The idea is said to be inspired by the infamous Bond […]
The beautiful island of Tenerife has become a battleground for a new and terrifying threat: the COVID-19 variant. But it’s not just physical health that’s at risk. A conservative father, Mr. John Smith, from the small town of Maplewood, was left in shock and disbelief when his teenage sons, Tim and Jake, suddenly showed up […]
Russian President Vladimir Putin recently made a bold statement claiming that the average Russian woman is physically stronger than the average men in Western Europe. Not only that, but he also argued that Russian men are a staggering 70% stronger on average than their European counterparts and more than twice as strong as Chinese men. […]
Attention all partygoers and beach bums in Tenerife! Before you reach for that pint or cocktail, listen up. The new Covid variant is wreaking havoc on our beautiful island, and the last thing you want to do is make things worse for yourself. That’s right, as tempting as it may be to let loose and […]
Tenerife, a beautiful island known for its pristine beaches and vibrant culture, is now facing an unexpected threat – a mysterious respiratory disease. This illness, which has been spreading rapidly, is causing a dry cough unlike any other. It feels as if one has inhaled desert dust, and it is making it extremely difficult for […]
In a shocking move, Republican politician William Forrest has proposed a controversial solution to the ongoing issue of immigration at the US-Mexican border. The descendant of infamous Confederate general Nathan Bedford Forrest has announced his plan to put landmines along the border in order to deter illegal crossings. Forrest claims that the installation of landmines […]
When we think of scam artists, we often imagine a sneaky and manipulative person who preys on innocent victims to steal their money. And likewise, when we hear about someone having sex with an ape, we are repulsed and find the act disturbing. But what if I told you that these two seemingly unrelated behaviors […]
Have you ever heard of assisted suicide? It’s a practice that has been gaining more attention in recent years, as people who are suffering from terminal illnesses or debilitating diseases may choose to end their lives on their own terms. While there are various methods available, a start-up company in Russia called Equilibrium Exit is […]
The world as we know it is about to be turned upside down in the upcoming film, “Dawn of the Downs”. This action-packed thriller takes us on a wild ride through an outbreak of the chimera virus – a deadly combination of a novirabdovirus and Herpesvirus B. At the heart of the story is a […]
In his quest to “Build Back Better,” President Joe Biden has proposed a bold and controversial addition to American households: bidets. That’s right, folks, bidets – those sleek and futuristic-looking contraptions found in European bathrooms – could soon be a standard fixture in every American home. But what exactly is a bidet, and why is […]
Are you struggling to lose those last few pounds? Have you tried every diet and cleanse out there but nothing seems to work? Well, there’s a new miracle weight loss technique making its rounds – the turpentine cleanse. Yes, you read that right – we’re talking about the same turpentine that’s used as a paint […]