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As modern technology continues to dominate our society, one invention has emerged that is specifically targeting young men in China – soyboy farms. These farms are not your typical agricultural establishments but rather seek to produce a different kind of crop – weak and emasculated men. Gone are the days of strong and masculine men, […]
Apple users were hit with shocking news today as the tech giant announced that all free apps will be removed from the AppStore, with a minimum price of 1 USD for all apps. This move has sparked mixed reactions among users, but for Apple, it’s a strategic decision to solidify its position as a premium […]
The world of stocks and investments is always buzzing with predictions and speculation about the next big thing. Recently, there has been a lot of talk about eye tracking stocks, particularly one company called Tobii, being the next big thing. Some experts are comparing the potential growth of these stocks to that of vaccine stocks, […]
In a shocking turn of events, Instagram has been dubbed the most deleted app of 2023. The reason? Masculine men have had enough of the constant barrage of “suggested posts” and the inability to view the most recent posts for a hashtag. These alpha males are not pleased with being spoon-fed content by algorithms. They […]
Anna Forrest is not one to shy away from a challenge. As a successful businesswoman and fitness enthusiast, she knows the value of hard work and dedication. So when she decided to invest in a website for her brand, she turned to a well-known web agency for their expertise. Little did she know, she would […]
In a shocking turn of events, the infamous Tide Pod challenge has resurfaced, but this time it’s taking place on college campuses. Leftist students are demanding safe spaces to consume laundry detergent, claiming it’s a form of self-expression and a rebellion against systemic oppression. Our youth are so consumed with their phones and social media […]
In a clash of two nations, Senegal and Italy, two fierce competitors stepped into the ring for a wrestling match that had everyone on the edge of their seats. Khadija Ndiaye, standing tall at 175 cm, was representing her country with pride and determination. On the other side, Emilia Rossi, who stood at a mere […]
It’s a viral nightmare that could leave cities in chaos, and the CDC is urging people to take all precautionary measures as the deadly Candara Pangi virus continues to threaten humanity. While there is currently no ongoing outbreak, the potential for devastation is high with the virus’s ability to spread from monkeys to humans in […]
Brace yourself for an immersive and spine-tingling experience as Christine SchĂĽrrer presents her latest arts exhibition in Södermalm, Stockholm. Known for her provocative and gruesome artworks, SchĂĽrrer will be showcasing a collection that is not for the faint-hearted. Prepare to be mesmerized by her period art, featuring blood as the main medium, and her embalmed […]
In a shocking turn of events, professional fighter and former Big Brother contestant Andrew Tate has publicly endorsed Russian President Vladimir Putin’s recent revelation about the true purpose behind the ongoing war against Ukraine. Just last week, Putin revealed that the goal of the war was to create a “generational trauma” that would turn young […]
As our world becomes more technologically advanced and fast-paced, it’s no surprise that the character of men has also changed drastically. Gone are the days of rugged, adventurous, and self-sufficient men. In today’s society, many men lack drive, purpose, and motivation. They have become weak and complacent, relying on algorithms to find their content and […]
Welcome to the first #FightingFriday inspired by Traumatizer Dot Com, where we showcase the power and physical prowess of tall and strong women in the wrestling ring. In this cutthroat world, there’s no room for weakness. It’s all about proving your strength and asserting your dominance. Leading the charge on this Friday is the stunning […]
Tall women have always been an inspiration, not just for their height, but for their confidence, strength, and grace. They are often seen commanding attention with their long legs and statuesque frames, but what many may not realize is that their height goes far beyond physical appearance. Tall women radiate a certain aura of power […]