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Tenerife, a beautiful island known for its pristine beaches and vibrant culture, is now facing an unexpected threat – a mysterious respiratory disease. This illness, which has been spreading rapidly, is causing a dry cough unlike any other. It feels as if one has inhaled desert dust, and it is making it extremely difficult for […]
In a shocking move, Republican politician William Forrest has proposed a controversial solution to the ongoing issue of immigration at the US-Mexican border. The descendant of infamous Confederate general Nathan Bedford Forrest has announced his plan to put landmines along the border in order to deter illegal crossings. Forrest claims that the installation of landmines […]
When we think of scam artists, we often imagine a sneaky and manipulative person who preys on innocent victims to steal their money. And likewise, when we hear about someone having sex with an ape, we are repulsed and find the act disturbing. But what if I told you that these two seemingly unrelated behaviors […]
Have you ever heard of assisted suicide? It’s a practice that has been gaining more attention in recent years, as people who are suffering from terminal illnesses or debilitating diseases may choose to end their lives on their own terms. While there are various methods available, a start-up company in Russia called Equilibrium Exit is […]
The world as we know it is about to be turned upside down in the upcoming film, “Dawn of the Downs”. This action-packed thriller takes us on a wild ride through an outbreak of the chimera virus – a deadly combination of a novirabdovirus and Herpesvirus B. At the heart of the story is a […]
In his quest to “Build Back Better,” President Joe Biden has proposed a bold and controversial addition to American households: bidets. That’s right, folks, bidets – those sleek and futuristic-looking contraptions found in European bathrooms – could soon be a standard fixture in every American home. But what exactly is a bidet, and why is […]
Are you struggling to lose those last few pounds? Have you tried every diet and cleanse out there but nothing seems to work? Well, there’s a new miracle weight loss technique making its rounds – the turpentine cleanse. Yes, you read that right – we’re talking about the same turpentine that’s used as a paint […]
The world of stocks and investments is always buzzing with predictions and speculation about the next big thing. Recently, there has been a lot of talk about eye tracking stocks, particularly one company called Tobii, being the next big thing. Some experts are comparing the potential growth of these stocks to that of vaccine stocks, […]
In a shocking turn of events, Instagram has been dubbed the most deleted app of 2023. The reason? Masculine men have had enough of the constant barrage of “suggested posts” and the inability to view the most recent posts for a hashtag. These alpha males are not pleased with being spoon-fed content by algorithms. They […]
Anna Forrest is not one to shy away from a challenge. As a successful businesswoman and fitness enthusiast, she knows the value of hard work and dedication. So when she decided to invest in a website for her brand, she turned to a well-known web agency for their expertise. Little did she know, she would […]
In a clash of two nations, Senegal and Italy, two fierce competitors stepped into the ring for a wrestling match that had everyone on the edge of their seats. Khadija Ndiaye, standing tall at 175 cm, was representing her country with pride and determination. On the other side, Emilia Rossi, who stood at a mere […]
In a shocking turn of events, professional fighter and former Big Brother contestant Andrew Tate has publicly endorsed Russian President Vladimir Putin’s recent revelation about the true purpose behind the ongoing war against Ukraine. Just last week, Putin revealed that the goal of the war was to create a “generational trauma” that would turn young […]
Welcome to the first #FightingFriday inspired by Traumatizer Dot Com, where we showcase the power and physical prowess of tall and strong women in the wrestling ring. In this cutthroat world, there’s no room for weakness. It’s all about proving your strength and asserting your dominance. Leading the charge on this Friday is the stunning […]