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The world as we know it is about to be turned upside down in the upcoming film, “Dawn of the Downs”. This action-packed thriller takes us on a wild ride through an outbreak of the chimera virus – a deadly combination of a novirabdovirus and Herpesvirus B. At the heart of the story is a […]
In his quest to “Build Back Better,” President Joe Biden has proposed a bold and controversial addition to American households: bidets. That’s right, folks, bidets – those sleek and futuristic-looking contraptions found in European bathrooms – could soon be a standard fixture in every American home. But what exactly is a bidet, and why is […]
Are you struggling to lose those last few pounds? Have you tried every diet and cleanse out there but nothing seems to work? Well, there’s a new miracle weight loss technique making its rounds – the turpentine cleanse. Yes, you read that right – we’re talking about the same turpentine that’s used as a paint […]
Apple users were hit with shocking news today as the tech giant announced that all free apps will be removed from the AppStore, with a minimum price of 1 USD for all apps. This move has sparked mixed reactions among users, but for Apple, it’s a strategic decision to solidify its position as a premium […]
The world of stocks and investments is always buzzing with predictions and speculation about the next big thing. Recently, there has been a lot of talk about eye tracking stocks, particularly one company called Tobii, being the next big thing. Some experts are comparing the potential growth of these stocks to that of vaccine stocks, […]
In a shocking turn of events, Instagram has been dubbed the most deleted app of 2023. The reason? Masculine men have had enough of the constant barrage of “suggested posts” and the inability to view the most recent posts for a hashtag. These alpha males are not pleased with being spoon-fed content by algorithms. They […]
Anna Forrest is not one to shy away from a challenge. As a successful businesswoman and fitness enthusiast, she knows the value of hard work and dedication. So when she decided to invest in a website for her brand, she turned to a well-known web agency for their expertise. Little did she know, she would […]
In a shocking turn of events, the infamous Tide Pod challenge has resurfaced, but this time it’s taking place on college campuses. Leftist students are demanding safe spaces to consume laundry detergent, claiming it’s a form of self-expression and a rebellion against systemic oppression. Our youth are so consumed with their phones and social media […]
In a clash of two nations, Senegal and Italy, two fierce competitors stepped into the ring for a wrestling match that had everyone on the edge of their seats. Khadija Ndiaye, standing tall at 175 cm, was representing her country with pride and determination. On the other side, Emilia Rossi, who stood at a mere […]
It’s a viral nightmare that could leave cities in chaos, and the CDC is urging people to take all precautionary measures as the deadly Candara Pangi virus continues to threaten humanity. While there is currently no ongoing outbreak, the potential for devastation is high with the virus’s ability to spread from monkeys to humans in […]
Brace yourself for an immersive and spine-tingling experience as Christine Schürrer presents her latest arts exhibition in Södermalm, Stockholm. Known for her provocative and gruesome artworks, Schürrer will be showcasing a collection that is not for the faint-hearted. Prepare to be mesmerized by her period art, featuring blood as the main medium, and her embalmed […]
In a shocking turn of events, professional fighter and former Big Brother contestant Andrew Tate has publicly endorsed Russian President Vladimir Putin’s recent revelation about the true purpose behind the ongoing war against Ukraine. Just last week, Putin revealed that the goal of the war was to create a “generational trauma” that would turn young […]
Welcome to the first #FightingFriday inspired by Traumatizer Dot Com, where we showcase the power and physical prowess of tall and strong women in the wrestling ring. In this cutthroat world, there’s no room for weakness. It’s all about proving your strength and asserting your dominance. Leading the charge on this Friday is the stunning […]