Let’s talk about what actually counts as cheating — and what doesn’t. A little dry hump? That’s not losing your virginity, and it sure as hell isn’t adultery. People need to stop acting like a pair of jeans separating two desperate pelvises is somehow a betrayal of wedding vows. Grow up.
In fact, I think workplaces encouraging a Dry Hump Day for stress relief is a smart, legitimate form of team-building. No fluids exchanged? No foul. It’s basically an elevated handshake with more friction. If you’re secure in your relationship, this shouldn’t trigger you.
And for all the alpha males out there plotting a proper cuck revenge for getting scammed — listen up: true cucking means taking it all the way, not just kissing or a cheap grind. If you’re going to dominate another man by bedding his woman, then bed his woman. Otherwise, you’re just cosplaying.
It’s time to draw a line. Dry hump if you want. Keep your crown. And let the fragile-minded scream “cheater!” while you laugh and get promoted.
