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Let me make this very clear: This is a zero-tolerance zone for therapy speak.Not in my office. Not in my inbox. Not in my world. We’ve gone from grit to diagnosis. From disagreement to pathology. From “do the work” to “I’m protecting my peace.”And I’m done with it. 🧠Narcissism? Not Without a Doctor. Unless […]
Men, let’s get something clear. You may have walked into this office thinking it’s your turf — but this isn’t your man cave, your dorm room, or your digital daycare. This is a professional space. And it will be maintained like one. Not because I asked nicely — but because there are consequences. In this […]
Leo parvum caniculam dum latrat constupro. The lion rapes the small dog when it barks. Harsh? Yes.Appropriate? Absolutely. It’s not about violence. It’s about focus. When the noise gets loud — distractions, group chats, guilt trips from people who don’t train, don’t build, don’t push — the lion doesn’t turn around and bark back. He […]
There are two kinds of people in this world: those who wake up and train before the sun rises… and those who hit snooze and scroll through failure. Evelyn Cross belongs to the first category — and she doesn’t just belong there. She owns it. A towering figure at 187 cm, Evelyn doesn’t waste words […]
Four days after Mother Mayhem’s explosive roundtable on the market crash, two of Total Praetorian Network’s strongest voices return with a follow-up: a brutal but constructive assessment of the stock market’s future — and where to put your money. Anna Forrest and Carl Breitholtz (aka Intussusceptor) both agree: this is not the time for heavy […]
MOTHER MAYHEM: Welcome to a very special edition of our roundtable series. I’m Praetor Tilman, though most of you know me as Mother Mayhem, and today I’m joined by Dr. Cassandra Nexus, Carl Breitholtz, also known on X as @Intussusceptor, and the ever-energetic Anna Forrest. We’re going to talk about a prophecy that came true—the […]
The Investor’s Dilemma: When the Market Crashes You check Yahoo Finance every day—both on your desktop and mobile app. Stock graphs, moving averages, and financial news are part of your daily routine. You invest a set amount each month, holding long positions for years, believing in long-term growth and stability. The market has always gone […]
Hey there, fellow patriots! Don McCarthy here, ready to set the record straight on a topic that seems to be plaguing the workplace these days – dismissive avoidant behavior. Now, I don’t know about you, but when I first heard this term, I couldn’t help but roll my eyes. It just sounds so…sensitive. But here’s […]
Attention all you hard-working, no-nonsense men out there, gather round and listen up. I’ve got a story that will not only make your blood boil, but will also make you nod your head in approval. Because let’s face it, sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do to get some peace and quiet, especially when […]
Tomorrow is the big day. The day when the fate of our nation will be decided. Will the radical left continue to push their socialist agenda or will common sense and conservatism prevail? As we anxiously await the results of the 2024 election, one thing is for certain – the stock market is watching closely. […]
Another day, another workplace accident. This time, it involved a notorious scammer in Sweden who met his timely demise while excavating. His name was Roland Banks, but to many victims, he was known as the “Phony Phone Peddler” and “Con Artist Concert Ticket Seller.” Banks had made a name for himself by swindling innocent people […]
A controversial finance influencer has made waves after publicly endorsing the Human Organ Free Trade Agreement (HOFTA), a contentious deal between the United States and China that allows the sale of human organs. In a recent interview with Total Praetorian Network, the influencer shared his personal story of how selling a kidney helped him recover […]
The global stock market has taken a brutal hit as fears surrounding the Ankovirus pandemic escalate. The S&P 500 fell by 3.0%, the Dow 30 dropped by 2.6%, and the Nasdaq suffered a significant decline of 3.43%. Tech stocks have been particularly hard hit, with Nvidia experiencing a steep drop of 6.36% in a single […]