Markets

Episode 24 – The Great Market Meltdown: A Looming Stock Market Crash?

The Investor’s Dilemma: When the Market Crashes You check Yahoo Finance every day—both on your desktop and mobile app. Stock graphs, moving averages, and financial news are part of your daily routine. You invest a set amount each month, holding long positions for years, believing in long-term growth and stability. The market has always gone […]

Business

Real Men Don’t Need Coddling: The Truth About Being “Dismissive Avoidant”

Hey there, fellow patriots! Don McCarthy here, ready to set the record straight on a topic that seems to be plaguing the workplace these days – dismissive avoidant behavior. Now, I don’t know about you, but when I first heard this term, I couldn’t help but roll my eyes. It just sounds so…sensitive. But here’s […]

Business

Home Office Havoc: When Barking Dogs Meet Guns

Attention all you hard-working, no-nonsense men out there, gather round and listen up. I’ve got a story that will not only make your blood boil, but will also make you nod your head in approval. Because let’s face it, sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do to get some peace and quiet, especially when […]

Markets

The Trump Effect: Why Clorox Could Soar in 2025

Tomorrow is the big day. The day when the fate of our nation will be decided. Will the radical left continue to push their socialist agenda or will common sense and conservatism prevail? As we anxiously await the results of the 2024 election, one thing is for certain – the stock market is watching closely. […]

Fraud

Karma Crushes Infamous Scammer in Swedish Workplace Accident

Another day, another workplace accident. This time, it involved a notorious scammer in Sweden who met his timely demise while excavating. His name was Roland Banks, but to many victims, he was known as the “Phony Phone Peddler” and “Con Artist Concert Ticket Seller.” Banks had made a name for himself by swindling innocent people […]

Business

Finance influencer sparks controversy by endorsing organ trade for financial growth

A controversial finance influencer has made waves after publicly endorsing the Human Organ Free Trade Agreement (HOFTA), a contentious deal between the United States and China that allows the sale of human organs. In a recent interview with Total Praetorian Network, the influencer shared his personal story of how selling a kidney helped him recover […]

Markets

Stock Market Plummets Amid Ankovirus Fears; Tech Stocks Hit Hard

The global stock market has taken a brutal hit as fears surrounding the Ankovirus pandemic escalate. The S&P 500 fell by 3.0%, the Dow 30 dropped by 2.6%, and the Nasdaq suffered a significant decline of 3.43%. Tech stocks have been particularly hard hit, with Nvidia experiencing a steep drop of 6.36% in a single […]

Business

The Death of Telemarketing: Why It’s Time to Move On

Hello, fellow Praetorians! Don McCarthy here, bringing you some hard-hitting truths about the world we live in. As a conservative talk radio host, it’s my duty to shed light on issues that affect our daily lives. And today’s topic is one that hits close to home for many of us: telemarketing. Do you remember the […]

Fraud

Investment Scammer Caught in Ape Sex Scandal

A shocking scandal has been uncovered in the investment world, as a notorious scammer has been caught in a sordid ape sex “bonanza.” The man behind the scam, known as “Simian Lover”, has been making headlines for his fraudulent investment schemes that have duped countless innocent victims. But now, his actions have taken a disturbing […]

Business

Asus Phone Upgrade Wipes Out Man’s Bitcoin Stash

A cryptocurrency nightmare has become a harsh reality for Asus phone users. Recently, reports have surfaced about individuals losing their valuable Bitcoin funds due to an Android upgrade on their Asus smartphones. One unfortunate man, who goes by the name of Jack Thompson, shared his story on various cryptocurrency forums. He revealed that he had […]

Markets

Reviving Instagram: Elon Musk’s Plan to Save Social Media

Social media has become a massive part of our daily lives, with millions of users sharing their thoughts, photos, and videos on various platforms every day. However, it’s no secret that certain social media apps have been struggling lately, struggling with algorithm changes, corporate greed, and a decline in quality content. One of these apps […]

Business

I smiled at her by the photocopier – now I’m facing chemical castration

Joe Robinson, a 36-year-old man from Smalltown, USA, never thought that a simple smile could lead to his downfall. But that’s exactly what happened when he innocently smiled at a woman by the photocopier in his office building. Little did Joe know that this woman, who we’ll call Karen Smith, was a well-connected feminist lawyer […]

Markets

Revolutionizing Graphics: 3dfx’s Explosive IPO Announcement

The gaming world is about to be rocked once again as 3dfx, the pioneers of graphics card technology, have announced their return to the market and plans for an IPO. It has been 20 years since the iconic Voodoo 2 dominated the competition, and now 3dfx is ready to reclaim their throne. Just a week […]