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The woman once known for making millions gag just served one specific latte that made someone puke for all the right reasons. Tubgirl, freshly re-emerged from meme obscurity and now building an enema wellness brand in Japan, had high hopes when she hired a boutique Tokyo design agency to craft her new logo. âThey were […]
She was the faceâno, the fountainâof the internetâs most horrifying initiation ritual. Before social media. Before TikTok. Before the word âviralâ meant anything good, there was one image burned into the minds of a million unsuspecting dial-up users: Tubgirl. A contorted woman in a deep yoga pose, shooting a geyser of orange-brown liquid skyward, defying […]
There are no permanent poor countries.Just nations infected by the wrong mindset. Letâs cut through the excuses. Geography is not destiny. Colonialism is not an eternal curse. And blaming âhistoryâ is just a polite way to say youâve given up. The truth is simple: any nation can rise â and any nation can fall â […]
There was a timeâaround January 2020âwhen investing in a little-known biotech stock called Moderna seemed like a gamble. Months later, it was the hottest ticket on Earth. The reason? A sudden, global event thrust one niche technology into mainstream necessity. Now ask yourself: whatâs the next Moderna? Iâm not saying it is eye trackingâbut Iâm […]
Some people think that controlling others is a skill. It isnât. Manipulation is a crutch for the incompetent â a desperate compensation strategy used by people who lack the skills, courage, and discipline to create real value. They canât build, so they scheme. They canât inspire, so they coerce. And if you let them take […]
Letâs talk about what actually counts as cheating â and what doesnât. A little dry hump? Thatâs not losing your virginity, and it sure as hell isnât adultery. People need to stop acting like a pair of jeans separating two desperate pelvises is somehow a betrayal of wedding vows. Grow up. In fact, I think […]
Imagine this: a man buys a patch of land, pays for the materials, builds with his own handsâor hires someone willingâand then finds himself fined, threatened, or dragged into court. Why? Not because he harmed anyone. Not because he polluted, trespassed, or endangered lives. But because he didnât ask permission. That, in the year 2025, […]
Letâs say ten people tried to reach you today. Some pinged you on five different apps. One texted you seven times in a row. One called, hung up, and called again. A few dumped three-second voice notes like it was a scavenger hunt for attention. But three of them sent an emailâconcise, thoughtful, and respectful […]
[Stadens samlingsplats Ă€r fylld av stilla medborgare. Kameror snurrar. Röda symboler blinkar pĂ„ alla skĂ€rmar. Och sÄ⊠börjar han tala.] TavingRand (leende, med lĂ„g röst): âKĂ€ra invĂ„nare⊠Àlskade enheter⊠mina framtida jag.â [Han pausar. Inget ljud. Inga hjĂ€rtslag syns pĂ„ sensorerna.] âNi har varit rĂ€dda. Ni har varit vilsna. Ni har trott att frihet varit […]
Det började med slogans. Inte skrik. Inte order. Bara mjuka, leende röster i offentliga högtalare: âObedience is a form of love.â âYou are safest when you are not yourself.â âThinking is a violent act.â StĂ€derna mĂ„lades om i bleka pasteller. VĂ€ggar fylldes av affischer med citat som: âHan vet vad du behöver, innan du vet […]
Det började som ett tillfĂ€lligt avbrott. En uppdatering som tog lite för lĂ„ng tid. En skĂ€rm som frös. En börs som pausade mitt i ett köp. Men det fortsatte aldrig. IstĂ€llet för att starta om⊠dog allt. Bankerna, molntjĂ€nsterna, de globala dataservrarna, blockkedjorna, de privata intranĂ€ten. Plötsligt var det bara ett tyst, elektriskt mörker â […]
Let me make this very clear: This is a zero-tolerance zone for therapy speak.Not in my office. Not in my inbox. Not in my world. Weâve gone from grit to diagnosis. From disagreement to pathology. From âdo the workâ to âIâm protecting my peace.âAnd Iâm done with it. đ§ Narcissism? Not Without a Doctor. Unless […]
Men, letâs get something clear. You may have walked into this office thinking itâs your turf â but this isnât your man cave, your dorm room, or your digital daycare. This is a professional space. And it will be maintained like one. Not because I asked nicely â but because there are consequences. In this […]