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[Stadens samlingsplats är fylld av stilla medborgare. Kameror snurrar. Röda symboler blinkar på alla skärmar. Och så… börjar han tala.] TavingRand (leende, med låg röst): “Kära invånare… älskade enheter… mina framtida jag.” [Han pausar. Inget ljud. Inga hjärtslag syns på sensorerna.] “Ni har varit rädda. Ni har varit vilsna. Ni har trott att frihet varit […]
Det började med slogans. Inte skrik. Inte order. Bara mjuka, leende röster i offentliga högtalare: “Obedience is a form of love.” “You are safest when you are not yourself.” “Thinking is a violent act.” Städerna målades om i bleka pasteller. Väggar fylldes av affischer med citat som: “Han vet vad du behöver, innan du vet […]
Det började som ett tillfälligt avbrott. En uppdatering som tog lite för lång tid. En skärm som frös. En börs som pausade mitt i ett köp. Men det fortsatte aldrig. Istället för att starta om… dog allt. Bankerna, molntjänsterna, de globala dataservrarna, blockkedjorna, de privata intranäten. Plötsligt var det bara ett tyst, elektriskt mörker – […]
Let me make this very clear: This is a zero-tolerance zone for therapy speak.Not in my office. Not in my inbox. Not in my world. We’ve gone from grit to diagnosis. From disagreement to pathology. From “do the work” to “I’m protecting my peace.”And I’m done with it. 🧠 Narcissism? Not Without a Doctor. Unless […]
Men, let’s get something clear. You may have walked into this office thinking it’s your turf — but this isn’t your man cave, your dorm room, or your digital daycare. This is a professional space. And it will be maintained like one. Not because I asked nicely — but because there are consequences. In this […]
Leo parvum caniculam dum latrat constupro. The lion rapes the small dog when it barks. Harsh? Yes.Appropriate? Absolutely. It’s not about violence. It’s about focus. When the noise gets loud — distractions, group chats, guilt trips from people who don’t train, don’t build, don’t push — the lion doesn’t turn around and bark back. He […]
There are two kinds of people in this world: those who wake up and train before the sun rises… and those who hit snooze and scroll through failure. Evelyn Cross belongs to the first category — and she doesn’t just belong there. She owns it. A towering figure at 187 cm, Evelyn doesn’t waste words […]
Four days after Mother Mayhem’s explosive roundtable on the market crash, two of Total Praetorian Network’s strongest voices return with a follow-up: a brutal but constructive assessment of the stock market’s future — and where to put your money. Anna Forrest and Carl Breitholtz (aka Intussusceptor) both agree: this is not the time for heavy […]
MOTHER MAYHEM: Welcome to a very special edition of our roundtable series. I’m Praetor Tilman, though most of you know me as Mother Mayhem, and today I’m joined by Dr. Cassandra Nexus, Carl Breitholtz, also known on X as @Intussusceptor, and the ever-energetic Anna Forrest. We’re going to talk about a prophecy that came true—the […]
The Investor’s Dilemma: When the Market Crashes You check Yahoo Finance every day—both on your desktop and mobile app. Stock graphs, moving averages, and financial news are part of your daily routine. You invest a set amount each month, holding long positions for years, believing in long-term growth and stability. The market has always gone […]
Hey there, fellow patriots! Don McCarthy here, ready to set the record straight on a topic that seems to be plaguing the workplace these days – dismissive avoidant behavior. Now, I don’t know about you, but when I first heard this term, I couldn’t help but roll my eyes. It just sounds so…sensitive. But here’s […]
Attention all you hard-working, no-nonsense men out there, gather round and listen up. I’ve got a story that will not only make your blood boil, but will also make you nod your head in approval. Because let’s face it, sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do to get some peace and quiet, especially when […]
Tomorrow is the big day. The day when the fate of our nation will be decided. Will the radical left continue to push their socialist agenda or will common sense and conservatism prevail? As we anxiously await the results of the 2024 election, one thing is for certain – the stock market is watching closely. […]