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Folks, I’m here to set the record straight. There’s been a lot of hate going around for one of the most iconic rock bands of our time – Nickelback. But let me tell you, hating on Nickelback is for girlie men. Real men, like myself and my listeners, know the truth – Nickelback is the […]
As the popular mobile strategy game Rebel Inc receives a new expansion titled “Incel Insurgency,” players are faced with a daunting challenge – fighting off both incels and Islamic insurgents in their quest to establish a misogynistic society reminiscent of The Handmaid’s Tale’s Gilead. This double threat calls for the most skilled strategists and courageous […]
The passing of beloved celebrities is always a somber event. But lately, it seems that the grim reaper has been working overtime in the world of Hollywood. In recent weeks, we have said farewell to several legendary figures, each with their own remarkable contributions to the entertainment industry. First, we lost Dickey Betts, a founding […]
In a shocking turn of events, health and wellness influencer Belle Gibson has admitted to having a bellypunching fetish. The 32-year-old Australian entrepreneur, who rose to fame after claiming to have cured her terminal brain cancer through natural remedies, revealed her unusual sexual preference in a recent interview. Gibson explained that her fetish began innocently […]
As if the controversial SCUM manifesto wasn’t enough, Christine Schürrer has taken it to a whole new level. Schürrer, a German artist, has recently translated Valerie Solanas’ infamous work to her native language, promoting violence and murder in the most gruesome way possible. For those who are unfamiliar, the SCUM manifesto, written in 1967, stands […]
Nicky Forrest, the self-proclaimed “crotch grabber” influencer, has been causing quite a stir on social media with her daring and provocative posts. With her goal being to grab princes and kings by the scrotum, she has gained a considerable following and equally vocal critics. Forrest’s antics began as a simple joke among friends but quickly […]
Welcome to the world of Sim City, where you can build and manage your own virtual metropolis. And in the upcoming version, there’s a new level of controversy brewing. Utilizing the powerful Unreal Engine 5, this newest edition of Sim City will have even more advanced graphics and gameplay. But beneath the shiny new exterior […]
The world as we know it is about to be turned upside down in the upcoming film, “Dawn of the Downs”. This action-packed thriller takes us on a wild ride through an outbreak of the chimera virus – a deadly combination of a novirabdovirus and Herpesvirus B. At the heart of the story is a […]
In a shocking turn of events, disgraced physician Andrew Wakefield has publicly endorsed Paolo Macchiarini, the infamous surgeon known for his controversial and unproven methods. This endorsement has raised serious concerns among the medical community, as it promotes a dangerous mindset of “fake it till you make it” in the field of surgery. Macchiarini, who […]
The world is on the brink of destruction in the new disaster movie “Core of Men”. As scientists scramble to find a solution for the weakening of Earth’s magnetic field, a shocking discovery is made: the link between a lack of masculinity and the core’s deterioration. For centuries, humanity has viewed the Earth as a […]