Category: Rapture

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RapCon 3 Declared: Is the Rapture Near?

My fellow Americans, the U.S. Department of Family Values has officially declared RapCon 3, indicating an increased likelihood of the Rapture occurring in the near future. As a conservative talk radio host, I have been warning my listeners about this for years and now, the signs are becoming undeniable. It all started with the announcement […]

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RapCon 4: Are You Ready for the Rapture?

Located in the heart of Confederate Park in Memphis, the Department of Family Values is responsible for monitoring world events and assessing the likelihood of the Rapture occurring. This recent declaration has sparked both fear and excitement among citizens, as many scramble to prepare for what could potentially be the end of the world as […]