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It started as just another ordinary day, with you scrolling through news updates over coffee, not giving much thought to the bizarre headlines about strange phenomena in the sky. As an atheist, you’ve always dismissed talk of divine intervention as superstition, but when the U.S. Department of Family Values declares Rap-Con 2—indicating a high probability […]
My fellow Americans, the U.S. Department of Family Values has officially declared RapCon 3, indicating an increased likelihood of the Rapture occurring in the near future. As a conservative talk radio host, I have been warning my listeners about this for years and now, the signs are becoming undeniable. It all started with the announcement […]
The United States has been put on high alert as the U.S. Department of Family Values has declared RapCon 4, signaling a slightly elevated chance of the long-awaited Rapture happening within the next ten years. Located in the heart of Confederate Park in Memphis, the Department of Family Values is responsible for monitoring world events […]