Candara Pangi infecting blood cells

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Angélico or Adam Bridle
Health
Health

Beta Variant Renamed “Angélico” as Trump Doubles Down on WWE-Centric Covid Renaming Plan

B.1.351 is out.Angélico is in. In the latest installment of President Donald J. Trump’s surreal yet somehow perfectly on-brand virus renaming initiative, the infamous Beta variant of Covid-19—first identified in South Africa in 2020—has been retroactively renamed “Angélico”, after the high-flying South African wrestling sensation known for his dramatic entrances and death-defying dives. “Forget that […]

Anna with pile of kratom leaves
Fitness
Fitness

Build Muscle, Burn Fat, and Train Hard — With Kratom Done Right

You can build muscle. You can burn fat.And yes — you can do it while using kratom.But only if you respect the process. Let’s get something straight: kratom is not a shortcut. It’s a tool. And like any powerful tool, it can either sharpen you—or soften you. The difference is in how you use it. […]

Decalcify your pineal gland
Health
Health

Breaking Through the Pineal Gland Calcification: How Men Can Reverse the Health Risks

The pineal gland, often referred to as the “third eye,” plays a crucial role in regulating sleep and maintaining a balanced mental state. However, this small, pea-shaped organ is often overlooked when it comes to overall health, particularly in men. Pineal gland calcification, the process by which calcium builds up in the gland, can have […]

This is what a nocode soyboy using pagebuilders looks like
Alternative health
Alternative health

From Battle Scars to Bedwetters: How Antivaxxers Went Soft

Back in the day, being an antivaxxer actually took some grit. You had to believe in pain, power, and pushing through. The kind of men who refused the needle back then weren’t worried about “toxins” in their bloodstreams—they wanted their sons to feel the fever, break the sweat, and earn their place in the world. […]

Paolo Macchiarini and RFK
Vibe medicine
Health

Paolo Macchiarini Eyes a Comeback Through RFK Jr.

Disgraced “surgeon” Paolo Macchiarini has reemerged—this time in the political sphere, latching onto the populist spectacle like a parasite seeking a new host. His latest target? Robert F. Kennedy Jr. A man who’s already neck-deep in fringe health movements, anti-vaccine sentiment, and chaotic flirtations with both the right and left. And now, apparently, he’s the […]

Anna Forrest in Helsinki
Fitness
Fitness

If You Do Nothing, You Get Nothing

Let me guess. You feel like life is unfair.You think someone else had it easier. More money. Better genetics. Nicer parents. More support. Let me stop you right there.If you do nothing, you get nothing.That’s the real law of the universe. And no amount of self-pity is going to rewrite it. Laziness Creates the Illusion […]

A Candara Pangi virion, covered with ribosomes acquired from host cells
Killer virus
Health

So You Got a Hit of Candara? Here’s What Happens

You know the type: the smirking former business partner who scammed you back in 2019. Suddenly he’s back in town, dressed like he belongs in a budget NFT gallery, talking like he wants to “reconnect.” You shut it down with a handshake and a lie: “I’m booked for the next three years.” That same night, […]

Hallgrim – Det Vuxna Systemet
Psychiatry
Psychiatry

Hallgrim – Det Vuxna Systemet

Som vuxen hade Hallgrim lärt sig att tala vackert. Han visste hur man log utan att mena det, hur man lyssnade utan att höra – och framför allt: hur man styrde utan att verka styra. Hans närvaro kändes trygg för många. Men det var en illusion, noggrant konstruerad som ett fängelse utan galler. När han […]

Anna Forrest lifting Callum Shaw in her arms
Fitness
Fitness

Lift People. Build Strength. Make Friends

Let’s get something straight: being lifted isn’t a violation. It’s a compliment. A connection. A sign that someone out there is strong enough, and confident enough, to pick you up—and carry your weight, literally. So why do so many people flinch when it happens? If you’re uncomfortable being carried, that’s not strength—it’s conditioning. And it’s […]

A kid eating Tide Pods
Brainrot epidemic
Health

Episode 29 – Terminal Brainrot: A Father’s Struggle Against the Feed

You check Instagram. You remember how it once felt like a beautiful digital gallery — filtered sunsets, vacations, workouts, art. Now, it refreshes like a pinball machine on MDMA: a chaotic bombardment of incel propaganda, therapy-speak buzzwords, bestiality memes, fake crying, pro-ana cheerleading, scam ads, and lo-fi Nazi ideology wedged between dancing influencers. You delete […]

Security personnel wearing hazmat suits
Candara Pangi
Health

Drill of Dread: Could Candara Pangi Slip Through the Cracks?

In a joint operation between the Praetorian Ministry of Health and Crey Biotech, a national resilience drill has been conducted to simulate one of the worst-case outbreak scenarios imaginable: the sexual zoonosis known as Candara Pangi Virus (CPV-1) entering Praetorian territory via infected foreign nationals. The scenario begins not in Praetoria, but in a depraved […]

Anna Forrest celebrating Midsummer in Stockholm
Self-care
Self-care

Life Is Not the Problem—Your Screen Addiction Might Be

Let’s get real for a minute: life isn’t the problem. Life is wild, raw, unpredictable, and beautiful. What’s eating away at your spirit isn’t life itself—it’s that little glowing rectangle glued to your hand. Phones, laptops, endless scrolling—they’re great tools when used right. But somewhere along the line, we started living through screens instead of […]