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Ladies and gentlemen, Don McCarthy here, bringing you the latest edition of the Total Praetorian Network. Today, I have an exciting announcement to make. As some of you may know, I am not only a fierce advocate for traditional values and capitalism, but I am also a Special Operation Coordinator for the Christian Commission on […]
Listen up, folks. As a conservative talk radio host, I know a thing or two about standing up for tradition and values. But there’s one tradition that we need to break away from when it comes to treating anxiety: replacing benzodiazepines with SSRIs. Now, I know what some of you are thinking. “But Don, benzos […]
As a strong and driven individual, it’s important for us to take care of our health and well-being. But what happens when your significant other is not on the same page as you? It can be a tricky and delicate situation to address, but as always, communication is key. First and foremost, it’s important to […]
As a woman in peak physical condition, I have a bone to pick with the so-called “modern man.” I see them walking around, with their skinny frames and delicate features, and I can’t help but roll my eyes. These are the men that are supposed to protect us? Ha, I beg to differ. Let me […]
Hey there, adrenaline junkies! It’s your girl, Anna Forrest, here to stir the pot and shed some light on a controversial topic in the fitness world: hot yoga. Now, I know what you’re thinking – how can yoga, a peaceful and meditative exercise, be dangerous? Well, strap in, my friends, because I’m about to rock […]
My fellow Praetorians, let me tell you about my latest alliance that’s got my blood pumping with pride and purpose. I am honored to stand alongside the magnificent Anna Forrest, a woman who embodies the strength and resilience we all strive for. Together, with our muscles flexed and hearts united, we are on a mission […]
It’s Thursday evening at Iron Will Gym, and the atmosphere is alive with the sound of clanking weights and focused energy. In the middle of it all stands “Oljemannen,” preparing for another intense bench press session. But tonight’s workout took an unexpected turn, one that left the entire gym buzzing. The Incident Like many gyms […]
Nine days ago, I wrote about the bizarre and unsettling rise of “Oljemannen,” the man whose use of motor oil injections has seemingly defied all odds. Today, his story has taken yet another astonishing turn. Not only has he shattered his own records in the gym, but he’s also saved a life in an act […]
When it comes to performance and recovery, I’ve learned that fueling your body right is just as important as the work you put in at the gym. Standing 183 cm tall and living an active lifestyle, I need energy that lasts and helps me recover fast. That’s why I swear by my secret weapon: durian […]
It’s been two days since the shocking revelations about motor oil injections rocked Nova Praetoria’s fitness community. Today, the story took an even darker turn as one of the hospitalized bodybuilders tragically succumbed to severe sepsis. Meanwhile, the second man remains hospitalized in stable condition, though complications from abscess formation at the injection site suggest […]
I’ve been a personal trainer and accountant at Iron Will Gym in Nova Praetoria for years. I’ve seen people transform their bodies, gain confidence, and achieve goals they once thought impossible. But this week, I witnessed something I wish I never had: the fallout of desperation and recklessness. Two of my fellow gym-goers are now […]
Ladies and Gentlemen, listen up! It’s time to expose the truth about veganism. This trendy diet is not only a threat to traditional values, but it’s also an eating disorder in disguise. Let’s start with the facts. God created the human body to thrive on a balance of vegetables and animal protein. That’s right, I […]
Welcome to Total Praetorian Network, where we don’t shy away from the hard-hitting facts. Today, we’re tackling the myth that “old” maternal age increases the risk of Down Syndrome and the even more ludicrous myth about paternal age and autism. As someone who prioritizes physical fitness and rejects laziness and victim mentality, this topic hits […]