Environment

Rooted by Gravity, Driven by Water: Earth Day Reflections

We walk on it every day without thinking, but the truth is, Earth holds us in more ways than we realize. This planet is fierce, wild, and unbelievably strong—and so are you, if you let it show. With Earth Day around the corner, it’s time to appreciate the forces that shape our world and take […]

Environment

Harnessing Masculine Energy: Bladeless Wind Turbines Shaped Like Giant Penises

Greetings my fellow Praetorians, Dear readers, I am Marcus Cole and I have some thrilling updates regarding the future of energy production. As a strong and confident individual, I am constantly seeking ways to display my authority and exhibit my power. And what could be more fitting than a towering structure that resembles a phallic […]

Environment

Natalia Kirova partners with Tree Crew to promote environmental health amid Ankovirus crisis

As the Ankovirus pandemic continues to wreak havoc globally, the death toll has risen to over 5000. In this challenging time, environmental activist Natalia Kirova has gained the endorsement of Tree Crew, a prominent US-based environmentalist organization dedicated to saving the Earth and exposing governmental lies and unfair policies. Tree Crew is focused on preserving […]