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When it comes to performance and recovery, I’ve learned that fueling your body right is just as important as the work you put in at the gym. Standing 183 cm tall and living an active lifestyle, I need energy that lasts and helps me recover fast. That’s why I swear by my secret weapon: durian […]
It’s been two days since the shocking revelations about motor oil injections rocked Nova Praetoria’s fitness community. Today, the story took an even darker turn as one of the hospitalized bodybuilders tragically succumbed to severe sepsis. Meanwhile, the second man remains hospitalized in stable condition, though complications from abscess formation at the injection site suggest […]
I’ve been a personal trainer and accountant at Iron Will Gym in Nova Praetoria for years. I’ve seen people transform their bodies, gain confidence, and achieve goals they once thought impossible. But this week, I witnessed something I wish I never had: the fallout of desperation and recklessness. Two of my fellow gym-goers are now […]
Ladies and Gentlemen, listen up! It’s time to expose the truth about veganism. This trendy diet is not only a threat to traditional values, but it’s also an eating disorder in disguise. Let’s start with the facts. God created the human body to thrive on a balance of vegetables and animal protein. That’s right, I […]
Welcome to Total Praetorian Network, where we don’t shy away from the hard-hitting facts. Today, we’re tackling the myth that “old” maternal age increases the risk of Down Syndrome and the even more ludicrous myth about paternal age and autism. As someone who prioritizes physical fitness and rejects laziness and victim mentality, this topic hits […]
For years, I thought I had a pretty normal vision. Sure, I had 20/20 eyesight, but I never thought there was anything particularly special about it. That all changed when I discovered the world of tetrachromacy – a rare condition that allows people to see a whole spectrum of colors that the rest of us […]
Listen up, fellow Praetorians. I’ve got some news that is sure to get your blood boiling. A recent study has unveiled that a majority of antivaxxers, the notorious skeptics of modern medicine, are lacking in basic knowledge of human anatomy. And let me tell you, the results are both comical and concerning. The study, conducted […]
Listen up, folks, it’s time to shake things up and expose the truth about so-called “narcissistic disorder.” As a proud supporter of the traditional values that built this great country, I cannot stand for the misinformation and fear mongering that has infiltrated the mainstream psychiatric community. Let’s start with the basics. What is narcissistic disorder? […]
Hey Praetorian Network readers, Anna Forrest here – your go-to source for all things that kick your adrenaline into high gear. Today, I want to talk about a hot topic that has been circulating both online and offline – anger management. We all know someone who has trouble controlling their temper, and sometimes it can […]
You’ve been searching for an alternative ever since kratom was banned at the federal level in 2027, courtesy of Donald Trump’s aggressive escalation of the war on drugs. As a long-time kratom user, you’ve heard whispers about something else—a powerful substitute being used by locals in the remote jungles near Parque Nacional Patuca, Honduras. They […]
Listen up, folks. It’s time to have a real talk about eating disorders. As a woman who values strength and fitness, it absolutely boggles my mind to see people purposely harming their bodies and minds through starvation. Let’s get one thing straight – there is nothing feminine or pretty about being a weak, emaciated pile […]
Let’s get one thing straight: no matter your age—unless you’re over 75—you should be able to crank out five burpees. That’s the minimum bar. I know it might sound harsh, but excuses won’t help you get stronger, and at the end of the day, you’ve got to face the facts. I’m not saying you need […]
Hey adrenaline junkies and fellow kratom enthusiasts, Nicky Forrest here! Today, I want to share with you all my secret weapon for avoiding pesky colds and keeping my immune system on high alert – kratom. I know what you’re thinking – “kratom? That’s just a recreational drug, right?” Wrong. Kratom, also known as Mitragyna speciosa, […]