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In the small town of Oakville, a man with autism has found a new lease on life thanks to the unconventional therapy of wrestling. Michael Stone, 27, had always struggled with navigating social interactions and controlling his anger, hindering his ability to hold down a job and maintain relationships. But after discovering Anna Forrest and […]
It’s no secret that the internet loves cute and chubby animals, from the viral sensation of chubby hamsters to the popular Fat Cat Art series. But why is it that when it comes to our own pets, being a little on the plump side is suddenly seen as a negative thing? Fatshaming in the pet […]
As future doctors, it is crucial for medical students to have a sound understanding of human anatomy. However, a recent survey has revealed a shocking level of ignorance among medical students about a basic bodily function – where women pee from. According to the survey, conducted among 500 medical students, only 43% of them correctly […]
As she stepped onto the soyboy farm in Wuhan, China, Anna Forrest couldn’t help but feel a sense of excitement. The 183 cm tall powerhouse, known for her muscular body and fierce determination, was about to witness a stark contrast to her own physicality. The soyboys, as they were commonly referred to, were a generation […]
My world was shaken when I suddenly saw my teenage son with bright blue hair and demanding to be referred to by feminine pronouns. I immediately thought it was a result of some traumatic experience or too much exposure to TikTok and its damaging influence. But little did I know that there was a sinister […]
Attention all partygoers and beach bums in Tenerife! Before you reach for that pint or cocktail, listen up. The new Covid variant is wreaking havoc on our beautiful island, and the last thing you want to do is make things worse for yourself. That’s right, as tempting as it may be to let loose and […]
Are you struggling to lose those last few pounds? Have you tried every diet and cleanse out there but nothing seems to work? Well, there’s a new miracle weight loss technique making its rounds – the turpentine cleanse. Yes, you read that right – we’re talking about the same turpentine that’s used as a paint […]
In a world where physical health is constantly neglected in favor of convenience and comfort, Anna Forrest is here to set the record straight. As a 183 cm tall, muscular and incredibly fit individual, she knows a thing or two about taking care of her body. And now, she has a message for all of […]
Hey, fitness fanatics and athletes! Are you tired of feeling sluggish and sore after intense workouts? Look no further, because I, Anna Forrest, have a game-changing recommendation for you. After years of searching for the perfect post-workout fuel, I have found the ultimate combination to boost performance and enhance recovery – a refreshing blend of […]