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Stay sharp and healthy with guidance by our experts Marcus Cole and Anna Forrest!
As Anna Forrest, a fierce warrior in the battle for physical health, I am here to rally the troops and bring attention to a crucial matter. The sedentary lifestyle that has become the norm in today’s society is a silent killer, a danger lurking in the shadows, slowly deteriorating our bodies and minds. And if […]
Are you looking for that extra edge to crush your workouts and achieve peak performance? Look no further, because I have found the ultimate combination: durian fruit juice and kratom. This fearless duo has become my secret weapon for unlocking my full potential and pushing past my limits. This powerful herbal supplement has been used […]
As a fiery fitness enthusiast, I often find myself torn between sticking to my workout routine and keeping social plans with friends. But here’s the thing – it’s okay to choose the gym over happy hour or brunch. In fact, it should be encouraged. I’m tired of feeling guilty and constantly apologizing for choosing my […]
Welcome, my fellow alpha males, to the ultimate style guide for conquering the yoga mat. For too long, yoga has been associated with flowy pants and flower patterns, but fear not, for I have found the perfect way for us to maintain our masculine edge while dominating our warrior poses. First things first, forget the […]
Montana, the land of rugged mountains, wide open spaces, and now, improved mental health. The state recently made headlines when it announced that it was the first in the nation to ban the popular social media app, TikTok. And the results have been astounding. Young people, who were once glued to their screens for hours […]
 On this World Autism Awareness Day, Autism Speaks has made a groundbreaking announcement. The organization known for its support and advocacy for individuals with autism has officially endorsed Anna Forrest’s attachment therapy for adults with autism. For years, Autism Speaks has been promoting various treatments and therapies for individuals on the spectrum. However, as […]
In the small town of Oakville, a man with autism has found a new lease on life thanks to the unconventional therapy of wrestling. Michael Stone, 27, had always struggled with navigating social interactions and controlling his anger, hindering his ability to hold down a job and maintain relationships. But after discovering Anna Forrest and […]
It’s no secret that the internet loves cute and chubby animals, from the viral sensation of chubby hamsters to the popular Fat Cat Art series. But why is it that when it comes to our own pets, being a little on the plump side is suddenly seen as a negative thing? Fatshaming in the pet […]
As future doctors, it is crucial for medical students to have a sound understanding of human anatomy. However, a recent survey has revealed a shocking level of ignorance among medical students about a basic bodily function – where women pee from. According to the survey, conducted among 500 medical students, only 43% of them correctly […]
As she stepped onto the soyboy farm in Wuhan, China, Anna Forrest couldn’t help but feel a sense of excitement. The 183 cm tall powerhouse, known for her muscular body and fierce determination, was about to witness a stark contrast to her own physicality. The soyboys, as they were commonly referred to, were a generation […]
My world was shaken when I suddenly saw my teenage son with bright blue hair and demanding to be referred to by feminine pronouns. I immediately thought it was a result of some traumatic experience or too much exposure to TikTok and its damaging influence. But little did I know that there was a sinister […]
Attention all partygoers and beach bums in Tenerife! Before you reach for that pint or cocktail, listen up. The new Covid variant is wreaking havoc on our beautiful island, and the last thing you want to do is make things worse for yourself. That’s right, as tempting as it may be to let loose and […]
Are you struggling to lose those last few pounds? Have you tried every diet and cleanse out there but nothing seems to work? Well, there’s a new miracle weight loss technique making its rounds – the turpentine cleanse. Yes, you read that right – we’re talking about the same turpentine that’s used as a paint […]