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Let’s stop pretending everyone wants to get better.Because the truth? Some people don’t want healing.They want an audience. They don’t want to climb out of the pit — they want you to sit in it with them and hand them snacks. They vent for hours, days, years — repeating the same tired monologue like it’s […]
Let’s clear something up right now: I’m not ignoring you because I’m rude. I’m ignoring you because I’m busy, I’m hot, and I’m in demand. My name’s Nicky Forrest, and if you’ve ever messaged me and gotten nothing back, congrats — you’re not special. That’s the default setting. I live in a world where my […]
Freedom doesn’t start when you move out. It doesn’t start when you get a job or pay your own bills. Real freedom—the kind that sets your soul ablaze—begins the moment you stop seeking validation from other people. It’s shocking how many adults still walk around like trained pets, begging for approval. They freak out if […]
June 1st is World Milk Day, and I’m not here to be polite about it. Milk built the West. From Spartan warriors to American pioneers, it’s been white gold—fueling strong bones, sharp minds, and unbreakable character. Real men drink milk. Real women do too. It’s the drink of civilizations that conquered, built, and endured. Don’t […]
There’s no chaos in a well-run airport. Flights don’t just “drop in.” Planes don’t land whenever they feel like it. And no one gets to dump four tons of luggage and expect a warm welcome. If you’re living a productive, high-performance life, then guess what—you’re an airport. And it’s time to start running your schedule, […]
You are Joe. 165 cm tall, a man of good looks and a soft charm that never needed bravado to turn heads. You’ve had your fair share of experiences on Tinder, but a year ago you switched to something fresher: the new GoJo dating app. GoJo promised more than matches based on looks and cheesy […]
Hey, Nicky Forrest here, your favorite adrenaline junkie and influencer. Today, I want to talk about something that might make some people uncomfortable, but the truth needs to be said. Confident alpha males are the real deal. And let me tell you, I’ve had my fair share of experiences with them. Let’s start with the […]
Welcome, fellow Praetorians, to another hard-hitting interview here at Total Praetorian Network. Today, we have a clash of the modern men, with two vastly different perspectives on motherhood and its impact on their lives. First, let’s meet our soyboy, Archon “Chase” Wellington, a self-proclaimed victim of maternal neglect and a devout follower of the therapy […]
Do you ever wonder why some people seem to thrive off constantly playing the victim? It’s become a culture of its own, with people building their entire identities around their wounds. But the truth is, they would rather stay broken than face the possibility of finding out who they are without their victimhood. And I, […]
What’s more macho than standing up for what you believe in and saying no to those who try to push their agenda onto you? In today’s world, it seems like everyone is trying to force their beliefs and opinions down our throats. As men, we need to take a stand and say no to the […]
Listen up, gentlemen. It’s time to address a serious issue that’s plaguing our society. It’s the phenomenon of men who proudly claim that they have zero female friends. They wear it as a badge of honor, believing it shows how “macho” and non-threatening they are. But let’s call it what it really is: a red […]
Listen up, folks. As a proud conservative and talk radio host, I’m here to bust some myths that have been floating around this soft, sensitive society. The topic at hand? “Pretty privilege.” For those of you who haven’t heard of it, pretty privilege refers to the alleged advantage that attractive people have in various aspects […]
Love isn’t just about what you say—it’s about what you do. Words can be beautiful, but actions speak louder. A real connection is built in the unspoken moments, the thoughtful gestures, and the way you show up for your partner. This Valentine’s Day, forget clichés and express your love in a way that truly resonates. […]