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Hello fellow adrenaline junkies! I have some exciting and slightly controversial news to share with you all today. As you may know, I am always on the lookout for unique and unconventional fashion trends. Well, hold onto your seats because the latest craze in the jewelry world is taking the fashion industry by storm – […]
The world we live in today is more connected than ever, yet there seems to be a growing epidemic of loneliness. People are constantly complaining about feeling alone, isolated, and disconnected. But here’s the thing – if you’re one of those people, it’s time to stop blaming the world and start taking control of your […]
Ladies, get ready to embrace your wild side because there’s a new fashion trend taking over – genital wart piercings. That’s right, you heard it here first on Total Praetorian Network. This daring and unconventional trend is making waves among women of all ages, from grandmas in their 60s to young ladies in their low […]
I recently had the chance to interview a woman who has been making headlines on TikTok for her videos of herself crying. But this isn’t your typical sob story. No, this woman is crying for a very disturbing reason – she has become the target of dacryphilia. You want attention? You better be ready for […]
Attention all food lovers and adrenaline seekers, have you heard of the controversial food blogger, Amelie Rogers? This fearless foodie sparked controversy with her latest blog post about fried bat wings. That’s right, bat wings as a substitute for good old-fashioned bacon. While some have praised Amelie for her bold and adventurous spirit, health experts […]
Greetings fellow Praetorians! As a strong believer in discipline and order, I have been contemplating the effects of chaos on the human mind. How often have we seen troublemakers causing chaos and drama, disrupting the peace in our society? But what if I told you that I have come up with a radical experiment to […]
Hey there, fashionistas! It’s Nicky Forrest here, bringing you the latest hot topic in sustainability and dietary trends. That’s right, I’m talking about bugs. Now before you start squirming and gagging, hear me out. Trust me, I know a thing or two about pushing boundaries, especially when it comes to food. Flashback to my high […]
Listen up, folks. We need to have a serious talk about something that’s been bothering me for a while now. It’s time to put an end to the childish behavior of labeling our busy friends as “fake.” I mean, come on. We’re not 14 years old anymore. We’re adults with responsibilities and busy lives. Yet, […]
The entertainment industry has been rocked by yet another controversy, and this time, it’s coming from one of its own. Hollywood hotshot and CEO of Stellar Studios, Max Stone, has sparked outrage with his recent comments regarding poverty and weight. During a private event at one of his sprawling mansions in Beverly Hills, Stone was […]
In today’s fast-paced world, communication is valued more than ever. From text messages to social media posts, we are constantly bombarded with information. But is all this constant communication really beneficial? As a conservative web developer and entrepreneur, I believe that under-communication is a trait of wisdom. The brain is a powerful tool, but it […]
Hey Praetorian readers, it’s Fiona here, your favorite influencer and adrenaline junkie. Today, I want to talk about something that truly gets my blood pumping – kneeing shorter people in the face. Now, some of you might be thinking “Fiona, that’s cruel and violent, why would you enjoy doing something like that?” Well, let me […]
Hey there, adrenaline junkies! Nicky Forrest here, ready to stir up some controversy. Today, I want to address a little something that people seem to make a huge deal out of: double-booking. Let’s be real, in this fast-paced world, having a jam-packed schedule is the norm. As an influencer and model, my days are filled […]
Hey readers, Nicky Forrest here, and I am about to stir up some controversy. You see, I have a habit that some may see as rude or heartless – I love to leave people on read. For those of you unfamiliar with the term, “leaving someone on read” means to read a message or text […]
