Total Praetorian Network
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Hey guys, it’s Marcus Cole from TPN here, and today I’m bringing you some solid advice to help you become more successful. Because let’s face it, as men, we want to dominate in every aspect of life. We want to conquer the boardroom, the bedroom, and everywhere in between. And to do that, we need […]
Listen up, gentlemen! As true alpha males, we have an innate need for our own space. We may not crave attention like those weak-minded beta males, but a man cave is a must-have for every real man. I’m talking about a sacred space where we can retreat to and reflect on our thoughts. A place […]
Listen up, gentlemen. It’s time to talk about something that many of us may not like to admit: self-care. Yes, I know it’s not the most macho topic, but hear me out. As the saying goes, you can’t pour from an empty cup. And as men, we tend to push ourselves to the limit, neglecting […]
Gather ’round, my fellow Praetorians. As the aspiring emperor of this great network, it is my duty to lead by example and impart my wisdom upon you. Today, I want to talk about something that may seem counterintuitive to our fast-paced, adrenaline-fueled lifestyles: slowing down. Yes, you heard me right. In a world where everything […]
Listen up, fellow men. As the emperor of Praetoria and leader of the Total Praetorian Network, it’s my duty to educate you on what it means to be a true alpha male. And today, I want to talk about a topic that may seem simple, but is often overlooked – corrections. Now, for some of […]
Welcome to another edition of Total Praetorian Network, where we bring you the latest news and advice for living your life as a true emperor of masculinity. Today’s topic is one that is often overlooked, but crucial for any man who wants to take control of his life: planning your week. You see, my fellow […]
Fellas, listen up. It’s time to talk about a topic that may make some of you uncomfortable, but it needs to be addressed: texting. Specifically, texting for men in this modern, technology-driven world. As a conservative talk radio host, I pride myself on upholding traditional values and promoting true masculinity. And let me tell you, […]
Men, it’s time to have a brutally honest conversation about what’s robbing you of your vitality, strength, and drive. For too long, we’ve been sold a lie—that pharmaceuticals like Zoloft are the solution to every problem. But let me tell you something they won’t: Zoloft doesn’t just numb your feelings; it neuters your masculinity. It’s […]
Listen up, my fellow alpha males. We all know that being a man in today’s world isn’t easy. We are expected to be strong, confident and masculine while navigating a society that constantly tries to emasculate us. But there are some unspoken social rules that every man should know, and it’s time we address them. […]
It’s the early 2030s, and you find yourself in a bustling urban gym, a relic from a time when physical prowess was celebrated. You, a traditional strong man, approach a modern, visibly weaker individual. Lifting him effortlessly, you’re struck by his lightweight, guessing he can’t weigh more than 50 kg. It’s not just his physicality […]
Hey guys, it’s Marcus Cole here, and I have a message for all the masculine men out there. It’s time to stop worrying about emotional intelligence and focus on what truly matters: technical skills and purpose. In today’s society, we are constantly bombarded with the idea that emotional intelligence is the key to success. We […]
Ladies and gentlemen, it’s time to set the record straight. As the future emperor of Praetoria, it is my duty to uphold the values of masculinity and strength. And let me tell you, real men do not get offended by getting “left on read.” I see it all the time, my fellow men huffing and […]
My fellow men, it’s time to stop being meek and start being mighty. In a world that values political correctness and sensitivity, we’ve lost sight of what it means to be masculine. But here’s the thing: meekness is not only emasculating, it’s also a health risk for men. Yes, you heard that right. By constantly […]