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Listen up, my fellow men of Praetoria. I come to you today with a crucial warning: stay away from TikTok, Instagram, and YouTube Shorts. These platforms may seem harmless, but they are slowly poisoning our minds and robbing us of our masculinity. Real men are hunters. We are driven by purpose and we know what […]
Fellow Praetorians, itâs time to face a harsh truth: our Earthâs magnetic field is weakening. And while scientists scramble to come up with explanations and solutions, I have my own theory â geomasculism. Yes, my dear readers, Earth is a masculine organism. And just like any man, he needs to protect himself. Thatâs where his […]
Attention all real men of Praetoria, itâs time to address the growing epidemic of âempaths.â These so-called sensitive and empathetic men are nothing but a scourge on our masculinity and strength. They overthink every conversation, looking for reasons to get offended. They accuse others of being narcissistic simply because they disagree. And worst of all, […]
Ladies and gentlemen, it seems like the world has gone mad. All sense of traditional values and parenting techniques have been thrown out the window. But fear not, for there is still a beacon of hope in the form of a Swedish man named Lars Nilsson. This past week, Nilsson was awarded the prestigious Best […]
Hey there, loyal listeners! Itâs your favorite conservative firestorm, Don McCarthy, here to tackle a topic that is often swept under the rug: âThe Talk.â No, Iâm not talking about the birds and the bees, thatâs for sissies. Iâm talking about the talk every father needs to have with their sons, about being a real […]
In a shocking turn of events, it has been revealed that Adam Mosseri, CEO of Instagram, conducted a secret trial on a Chinese soyboy farm to inform his decision to change the app to mimic TikTok. This decision, made in 2020 and implemented in 2022, has caused outrage among masculine men and developers alike. For […]
Russian President Vladimir Putin recently made a bold statement claiming that the average Russian woman is physically stronger than the average men in Western Europe. Not only that, but he also argued that Russian men are a staggering 70% stronger on average than their European counterparts and more than twice as strong as Chinese men. […]
In a shocking turn of events, professional fighter and former Big Brother contestant Andrew Tate has publicly endorsed Russian President Vladimir Putinâs recent revelation about the true purpose behind the ongoing war against Ukraine. Just last week, Putin revealed that the goal of the war was to create a âgenerational traumaâ that would turn young […]