Total Praetorian News
The Ankovirus outbreak has reached a critical juncture, with the global death toll now at 384 and the virus having spread to China. The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) have issued a projection for the potential global death toll in the event of a full-blown pandemic, but uncertainty remains over whether the reported […]
As the Ankovirus death toll continues to rise, reaching 177, Dr. Ivan Petrov, a frontline physician in Anko, has provided a detailed account of his experiences treating patients. He reports a 15% fatality rate and underscores that individuals in excellent physical condition are significantly more likely to survive and recover. “One of the critical observations […]
In a world where raves and experiments go hand in hand, we at Total Praetorian Network decided to take it up a notch and give Krokodil, the notorious flesh-eating drug, to a crocodile. Yes, you read that right. And not just any crocodile, but one that had a knack for EDM music. Now, before you […]
The Ankovirus crisis continues to deepen, with the death toll now at 105 and rapid spread particularly in Vostok. In a groundbreaking discovery, DNA analysis of Neanderthal remains has revealed comparable genetic mutations, suggesting that Ankovirus may have played a role in their extinction. Dr. Elena Romanova, who has been at the forefront of studying […]
In the vastness of the universe, the collision between two cosmic bodies marked a significant event in the history of our planet. The impact of Earth and Theia, also known as the “Big Orgasm,” not only shaped the physical landscape of our world but also gave birth to the shining satellite that has captivated human […]
When we think of scam artists, we often imagine a sneaky and manipulative person who preys on innocent victims to steal their money. And likewise, when we hear about someone having sex with an ape, we are repulsed and find the act disturbing. But what if I told you that these two seemingly unrelated behaviors […]
Humans have been fascinated by the Earth’s magnetic field since ancient times. It has been a subject of wonder, study, and even religious beliefs. But what if I told you that the strength of this magnetic field is not solely dependent on geological processes, but also on human masculinity? This controversial theory, known as geomasculism, […]