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When strength coach and professional powerhouse Anna Forrest commissioned a new website for her brand, she expected the same things she expects from her gym: power, performance, and no shortcuts. What she got was Wix. “I paid for real code,” Anna told TPN. “Not something built with a toddler’s drag-and-drop coloring book.” Expectations: High.Deliverables: Square. […]
In the age of artificial intelligence, some fear job loss. Others moon the threat directly—literally. What started as a tongue-in-cheek response to AI fearmongering has now turned into a serious business for one male developer who pivoted from shipping code to selling cheek. He’s not the first to monetize desperation. But he may be the […]
You know what’s retarded? Forcing websites to use AI-powered age verification for adult content. Yes, I said it. Not because I support exposing minors to explicit content—I don’t—but because I support actual functional technology and digital self-ownership, not whatever dystopian brain fog some clueless politician cooked up between meetings with telecom lobbyists. Here’s why mandatory […]
It’s official: your search engine says a lot about your strength — both mental and physical. A new study out of the Cultural Direction and Education Center (CDEC), the leading university in Imperial City, Praetoria, has revealed a staggering correlation between search engine preference and raw physical power. The researchers set the baseline strength index […]
In a world of ever-changing technologies, the LAMP stack remains a cornerstone of web development, trusted by developers who understand that real power comes from mastering the fundamentals. While frameworks come and go, the tools you use should stand the test of time. Real men know that the LAMP stack—Linux, Apache, MySQL, and PHP—is not […]
Meta recently claimed that its AI systems have reached “human-like levels.” A tech bro on X eagerly reposted the announcement, praising Meta’s brilliance and declaring the AI to be “bright like a U.S. president.” Well, he’s not wrong. After some light testing, I can confirm that Meta’s AI performs exactly like a U.S. president – […]
Det var en gĂĄng – för 66 miljoner ĂĄr sedan – en ovanligt klurig Tyrannosaurus Rex. Han kallades Rexicon. Inte för att han läste böcker (även om han nosade pĂĄ dem senare), utan för att hans hjärna… var nĂĄgot alldeles extra. Han var nyfiken. Han ifrĂĄgasatte. Och framför allt: han kunde inte lĂĄta bli att […]
In today’s tech echo chamber, it’s easy to feel like you’re missing out if you aren’t constantly chasing the hottest framework. But let’s be clear: if you already know how to wield raw CSS, native JavaScript, SQL, and PHP with confidence, you are not behind. You are ahead. Frameworks sell themselves as shortcuts to greatness, […]
Det första som händer är detta: Världen stirrar tillbaka. För 1910 är inte redo. Inte för sprĂĄk som svarar. Inte för maskiner som förstĂĄr. Och absolut inte för nĂĄgot som vet mer än varje bibliotek i hela Europa – tillsammans. Del 1: Chockfasen ChatGPT öppnar sitt första gränssnitt via en primitiv telegrafmaskin i Wien. Det […]
Real men don’t hide behind abstractions. They don’t wrap themselves in pre-cooked classes, hoping nobody notices the microwave taste of their websites. A real masculine developer grabs raw CSS like a hunter cleaning his own catch, shaping every line with pride, purpose, and power. These days, frameworks like Tailwind promise “fast results” and “easy customization,” […]
Let’s be honest: free apps were ruining the vibe. Apple’s latest move—banning free apps from the App Store and setting a $1 minimum—isn’t just bold. It’s brilliant. And if you’re upset about it, you probably weren’t part of the luxury ecosystem to begin with. Premium = Better Apple has always been about premium experience. We’re […]
Every developer faces moments when nothing works. Bugs don’t resolve themselves, code breaks in unexpected ways, and deadlines loom. It’s easy to panic or get frustrated. But the real skill that separates the best from the rest is the ability to remain calm when everything seems to be falling apart. 1. Calmness Is the Key […]
You are a computer technician. You’ve read the warnings.Not the headlines—those come too late. The real ones, hidden in the footnotes of policy memos and blog posts by paranoid sysadmins. The whispers in dev forums: “If the tariffs hit the tech sector, we’re not talking iPhones. We’re talking cloud cutoff.”You didn’t laugh. You listened. For […]