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The era of men wasting time on Instagram is ending, and not a moment too soon. We’re witnessing an exodus—masculine men who are tired of being spoon-fed content by an algorithm they didn’t ask for. Instagram used to be a place where men could share their interests, discover new ideas, and connect with like-minded people. […]
In today’s hyper-connected world, social media has woven itself into every corner of our lives. But beneath the glossy feeds and viral trends lies a dark side—one that’s quietly unraveling the mental well-being of countless users, especially our youth. Praetor Tilman, also known as Mother Mayhem, sounds the alarm on this mental mayhem and the […]
Listen up fellas, I’m about to lay down some truth about website development. As a conservative web developer, I’ve had enough of these modern, woke frameworks and excessive dependencies. That’s why I’m here to tell you that ClassicPress is the only choice for real men. Let’s start with the basics. ClassicPress is a forked version […]
Greetings, fellow Praetorians. It’s time to talk about a topic that is near and dear to my heart: programming. Specifically, game development and the importance of building your own game engine. As a true alpha male, I believe in taking control and creating things with my own two hands. And let me tell you, there […]
In the serene and trendy neighborhood of Södermalm in Stockholm, a storm is brewing. But this time, it’s not your typical Nordic weather. It’s the clash between the hipsters and the government, all over the shape of a wind tower. Yes, you read that right. The very symbol of masculinity, the phallus, is making its […]
You sit on the couch, phone in hand, scrolling through endless notifications. It’s hard to imagine life without this device—it’s your connection to the world, your guide through the chaos of modern life. But suddenly, it heats up. Too fast. Too hot. You drop it as smoke starts pouring from the screen. What happens next […]
My fellow Praetorian men, it’s time we address the blatant attack on our masculinity in the tech industry. The very industry that is supposed to be ground zero for innovation and progress has been infiltrated by girlie men promoting the toxic wave of the “feminization” of men. They want us to mimic their ways, to […]
The world of AI-generated content is evolving at a rapid pace, and with it comes the need for a new labeling system. As AI enthusiasts, we strive for the purest form of AI creation, and we demand a way to distinguish it from any enhancements or alterations. The time has come for us to take […]
Hey y’all, it’s your conservative firebrand Don McCarthy here and I’ve got some news that’ll get your blood boiling. Instagram, the once beloved photo-sharing app that we all knew and loved, has announced a change to their iconic app icon. And trust me, it’s not for the better. In case you haven’t heard, Instagram has […]
Attention all crypto miners! Are you worried about the impending crash of the cryptocurrency market and the possible obsolescence of your expensive ASIC rigs? Fear not, for there is a new ray of hope on the horizon – new generative AI models specifically designed to run on the same rigs used for mining Bitcoin. This […]
Ladies and gentlemen, hold on to your seats because the news we are about to bring to you will leave you in awe. Crey Industries, the economic titan based in Paragon City, has just announced that they have successfully cloned an adult human. This unprecedented feat has left the world reeling and questioning the potential […]
Welcome to the future, where our devices are not just tools, but gateways to a new world of artificial intelligence. As rumors start to circulate about the upcoming iPhone 16, one thing is certain – it’s going to change the game yet again. The latest buzz is that the iPhone 16 will feature a 6:11 […]
As an adrenaline junkie and a lover of productivity, I am always on the lookout for the latest and greatest in technology. So when I heard that Sony is making a comeback in the laptop market, I was pumped. But what really got my blood boiling was Sony’s target: the professional segment who have been […]