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Listen up, business owners! I have a warning for you. Wix, the so-called “easy” solution for website hosting, is nothing but a death trap for your online presence. Using a proprietary platform like Wix without any knowledge of the underlying technology is like hosting your website on Hunter Biden's infamous laptop Let me break it […]
Technology is constantly evolving and advancing at a rapid pace. As alpha males, we should not be afraid to dive into the depths of technology and embrace the challenges that come with it. However, there seems to be a growing trend of men succumbing to a “don’t reinvent the wheel” mindset in regards to technology, […]
The internet is a constantly evolving entity, with new technologies and features popping up every day. And with that comes the issue of how to balance convenience and privacy for users. Recently, a controversial trend has emerged where some websites are offering logins through third party accounts, including popular adult website PornHub. A hipster web […]
Brothers, as we conquer the digital frontier, we must adapt to the tools that will take us to the next level. Generative AI, like our fierce ChatGPT, is revolutionizing the way we approach project planning and problem solving. But let’s not be misled by the false notion that AI will replace us. No, it is […]
Ladies and gentlemen, I have a bone to pick with our beloved Big Tech overlords. While we all know that Silicon Valley has been taken over by left-wing ideologues, the level of censorship and excessive wokeness has reached an all-time high. And who will suffer the most? Good ol’ patriotic Americans like you and me. […]
The era of men wasting time on Instagram is ending, and not a moment too soon. We’re witnessing an exodus—masculine men who are tired of being spoon-fed content by an algorithm they didn’t ask for. Instagram used to be a place where men could share their interests, discover new ideas, and connect with like-minded people. […]
In today’s hyper-connected world, social media has woven itself into every corner of our lives. But beneath the glossy feeds and viral trends lies a dark side—one that’s quietly unraveling the mental well-being of countless users, especially our youth. Praetor Tilman, also known as Mother Mayhem, sounds the alarm on this mental mayhem and the […]
Listen up fellas, I’m about to lay down some truth about website development. As a conservative web developer, I’ve had enough of these modern, woke frameworks and excessive dependencies. That’s why I’m here to tell you that ClassicPress is the only choice for real men. Let’s start with the basics. ClassicPress is a forked version […]
Greetings, fellow Praetorians. It’s time to talk about a topic that is near and dear to my heart: programming. Specifically, game development and the importance of building your own game engine. As a true alpha male, I believe in taking control and creating things with my own two hands. And let me tell you, there […]
In the serene and trendy neighborhood of Södermalm in Stockholm, a storm is brewing. But this time, it’s not your typical Nordic weather. It’s the clash between the hipsters and the government, all over the shape of a wind tower. Yes, you read that right. The very symbol of masculinity, the phallus, is making its […]
You sit on the couch, phone in hand, scrolling through endless notifications. It’s hard to imagine life without this device—it’s your connection to the world, your guide through the chaos of modern life. But suddenly, it heats up. Too fast. Too hot. You drop it as smoke starts pouring from the screen. What happens next […]
My fellow Praetorian men, it’s time we address the blatant attack on our masculinity in the tech industry. The very industry that is supposed to be ground zero for innovation and progress has been infiltrated by girlie men promoting the toxic wave of the “feminization” of men. They want us to mimic their ways, to […]
The world of AI-generated content is evolving at a rapid pace, and with it comes the need for a new labeling system. As AI enthusiasts, we strive for the purest form of AI creation, and we demand a way to distinguish it from any enhancements or alterations. The time has come for us to take […]