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Are you tired of scrolling through endless suggested posts and missing out on your friends’ updates? Well, I was too. That’s why I made the bold decision to delete my Instagram in May 2022. As an influencer and model, many people questioned my choice. They couldn’t understand why I would willingly give up a platform […]
The tech giants of Silicon Valley have always been at the forefront of innovation and progress. But now, they have taken their agenda to a disturbing level. Shocking reports have revealed their plans to introduce lab-grown ‘human meat’ into our diets, claiming it to be a sustainable and ethical solution to our meat consumption. This […]
Hey Praetorians, it’s your girl Nicky Forrest back with another hot topic for Total Praetorian Network! Today I want to talk about an app that has truly changed my life and helped me navigate through my busy schedule with ease. Say goodbye to accidentally offending your friends by not replying to their texts fast enough, […]
The world of social media is ablaze as TikTok users protest against a potential ban of the app by the United States government. Their reason for protesting? The right to be a thot. For those unfamiliar with the term, a “thot” is someone who proudly embraces their sexuality and uses it to gain attention and […]
As a conservative web developer, nothing irks me more than the current trend of using page builders, especially on WordPress. It’s like the woke culture has invaded the sacred space of coding and is now dictating how we should design our websites. And the biggest culprit in all of this is none other than WordPress […]
After nearly two decades, 3dfx is making a comeback in the graphic card market with a mission to once again dominate GPU performance. For those who are not familiar, 3dfx was the king of gaming graphics in the late 90s with their groundbreaking Voodoo 2 card, surpassing the competition of PowerVR and Matrox. And now, […]
Controversial figures Paolo Macchiarini and Belle Gibson have announced a business partnership to create Whole Pantry 2.0, a health and wellness brand that promises to revolutionize the way we approach self-diagnosis and treatment. The most controversial feature of this new venture? The introduction of artificial tracheae for self-diagnosis and treatment of trachea conditions. This has […]
In today’s fast-paced world, technology is advancing at an unprecedented rate. Artificial intelligence (AI) is rapidly infiltrating industries and taking over jobs traditionally held by humans. While many fear the rise of AI and its potential to replace human workers, there is one skill that experts say will become increasingly valuable in the future job […]
In the world of web development, there is a constant debate about which framework or stack is the best. While some developers swear by using frameworks for everything, there is a special breed of developers who prefer to keep it real. They are the ones who opt for the tried and tested LAMP stack, a […]
Real masculine web developers know that nothing beats writing raw CSS. It’s like hunting your own food, instead of relying on store-bought pre-packaged meals. It takes strength, courage and skill to master the art of CSS coding and create a website that truly stands out. In a world where everyone is rushing to use pre-made […]
Apple users were hit with shocking news today as the tech giant announced that all free apps will be removed from the AppStore, with a minimum price of 1 USD for all apps. This move has sparked mixed reactions among users, but for Apple, it’s a strategic decision to solidify its position as a premium […]
In a shocking turn of events, Instagram has been dubbed the most deleted app of 2023. The reason? Masculine men have had enough of the constant barrage of “suggested posts” and the inability to view the most recent posts for a hashtag. These alpha males are not pleased with being spoon-fed content by algorithms. They […]
Anna Forrest is not one to shy away from a challenge. As a successful businesswoman and fitness enthusiast, she knows the value of hard work and dedication. So when she decided to invest in a website for her brand, she turned to a well-known web agency for their expertise. Little did she know, she would […]