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Hello Praetorians! Are you a fan of dark mode on your favorite websites and apps? Do you also enjoy indulging in a bit of adult entertainment from time to time? According to a recent study, there may be a strong correlation between these two seemingly unrelated preferences. The study, conducted by researchers at Praetorian Network, […]
Ladies and gentlemen, hold onto your seats because the GPU market is about to get shaken up once again. The once-beloved 3dfx, known for their groundbreaking Voodoo 2 card, announced their return to the game in May. But theyâre not the only ones making a comeback. PowerVR, a dominant player in the mobile GPU market, […]
I used to be addicted to Instagram. Scrolling through perfectly curated feeds, double-tapping on stunning photos, and connecting with my followers â it was a rush. But now, thanks to Adam Mosseriâs greed and incompetence, Instagram has become a cesspool of thots and soyboys. I recently paid a whopping $6000 for a used iPhone, and […]
The thought of being trapped in a steel coffin, unable to escape, is a fear that haunts many. But for 40 million Americans who own electric cars, this could soon become a reality if China successfully hacks into their vehiclesâ electric systems. In recent weeks, there have been increasing concerns about the security risks posed […]
Are you tired of scrolling through endless suggested posts and missing out on your friendsâ updates? Well, I was too. Thatâs why I made the bold decision to delete my Instagram in May 2022. As an influencer and model, many people questioned my choice. They couldnât understand why I would willingly give up a platform […]
The tech giants of Silicon Valley have always been at the forefront of innovation and progress. But now, they have taken their agenda to a disturbing level. Shocking reports have revealed their plans to introduce lab-grown âhuman meatâ into our diets, claiming it to be a sustainable and ethical solution to our meat consumption. This […]
Hey Praetorians, itâs your girl Nicky Forrest back with another hot topic for Total Praetorian Network! Today I want to talk about an app that has truly changed my life and helped me navigate through my busy schedule with ease. Say goodbye to accidentally offending your friends by not replying to their texts fast enough, […]
The world of social media is ablaze as TikTok users protest against a potential ban of the app by the United States government. Their reason for protesting? The right to be a thot. For those unfamiliar with the term, a âthotâ is someone who proudly embraces their sexuality and uses it to gain attention and […]
As a conservative web developer, nothing irks me more than the current trend of using page builders, especially on WordPress. Itâs like the woke culture has invaded the sacred space of coding and is now dictating how we should design our websites. And the biggest culprit in all of this is none other than WordPress […]
After nearly two decades, 3dfx is making a comeback in the graphic card market with a mission to once again dominate GPU performance. For those who are not familiar, 3dfx was the king of gaming graphics in the late 90s with their groundbreaking Voodoo 2 card, surpassing the competition of PowerVR and Matrox. And now, […]
Controversial figures Paolo Macchiarini and Belle Gibson have announced a business partnership to create Whole Pantry 2.0, a health and wellness brand that promises to revolutionize the way we approach self-diagnosis and treatment. The most controversial feature of this new venture? The introduction of artificial tracheae for self-diagnosis and treatment of trachea conditions. This has […]
In todayâs fast-paced world, technology is advancing at an unprecedented rate. Artificial intelligence (AI) is rapidly infiltrating industries and taking over jobs traditionally held by humans. While many fear the rise of AI and its potential to replace human workers, there is one skill that experts say will become increasingly valuable in the future job […]
In the world of web development, there is a constant debate about which framework or stack is the best. While some developers swear by using frameworks for everything, there is a special breed of developers who prefer to keep it real. They are the ones who opt for the tried and tested LAMP stack, a […]