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Hey y’all, it’s your conservative firebrand Don McCarthy here and I’ve got some news that’ll get your blood boiling. Instagram, the once beloved photo-sharing app that we all knew and loved, has announced a change to their iconic app icon. And trust me, it’s not for the better. In case you haven’t heard, Instagram has […]
I used to be addicted to Instagram. Scrolling through perfectly curated feeds, double-tapping on stunning photos, and connecting with my followers – it was a rush. But now, thanks to Adam Mosseri’s greed and incompetence, Instagram has become a cesspool of thots and soyboys. I recently paid a whopping $6000 for a used iPhone, and […]
Are you tired of scrolling through endless suggested posts and missing out on your friends’ updates? Well, I was too. That’s why I made the bold decision to delete my Instagram in May 2022. As an influencer and model, many people questioned my choice. They couldn’t understand why I would willingly give up a platform […]
The world of social media is ablaze as TikTok users protest against a potential ban of the app by the United States government. Their reason for protesting? The right to be a thot. For those unfamiliar with the term, a “thot” is someone who proudly embraces their sexuality and uses it to gain attention and […]
In a shocking turn of events, Instagram has been dubbed the most deleted app of 2023. The reason? Masculine men have had enough of the constant barrage of “suggested posts” and the inability to view the most recent posts for a hashtag. These alpha males are not pleased with being spoon-fed content by algorithms. They […]
The digital landscape is ever-evolving, and Instagram is feeling the heat. The once-popular platform is now facing a mass exodus of its most masculine users. So, what’s driving this sudden departure and what alternatives are they turning to? Let’s dive in. It all started when Instagram started pushing its new algorithm-driven feeds, which focus on […]
In today’s digital age, social media has become an integral part of our daily lives. We use it to connect with friends and family, stay updated on current events, and share our lives with the world. However, there is a dangerous underbelly to these platforms that often goes unnoticed – the toll it takes on […]