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“If you need training wheels at senior level, you’re not a developer — you’re a liability.” There are two types of developers: those who build things and those who import things. The latter usually brag about how efficient their frameworks make them, but here’s the reality: Most modern dev tools don’t make you efficient.They make […]
Attention all American website developers, listen up! An important directive in Project 2025 could shake up your world – and not in a good way. If you haven’t heard, there’s a proposed federal ban on porn looming on the horizon. And that includes PornHub, the popular site that many of you use for third party […]
Attention all alpha developers! Are you looking for the next level challenge to sharpen your coding prowess and dominate the tech world? Well, look no further. Laravel is here to take your skills to the next level and solidify your place as the ultimate ruler in the PHP universe. As an emperor, I understand the […]
The internet is constantly evolving and with it comes new ways to navigate and access various websites. But there’s a disturbing trend emerging – the rise of Pornhub logins. As a traditional conservative, I find this absolutely unacceptable. It all started innocently enough, with the convenience of logging in to websites using our social media […]
Listen up, business owners! I have a warning for you. Wix, the so-called “easy” solution for website hosting, is nothing but a death trap for your online presence. Using a proprietary platform like Wix without any knowledge of the underlying technology is like hosting your website on Hunter Biden's infamous laptop Let me break it […]
Technology is constantly evolving and advancing at a rapid pace. As alpha males, we should not be afraid to dive into the depths of technology and embrace the challenges that come with it. However, there seems to be a growing trend of men succumbing to a “don’t reinvent the wheel” mindset in regards to technology, […]
The internet is a constantly evolving entity, with new technologies and features popping up every day. And with that comes the issue of how to balance convenience and privacy for users. Recently, a controversial trend has emerged where some websites are offering logins through third party accounts, including popular adult website PornHub. A hipster web […]
Listen up fellas, I’m about to lay down some truth about website development. As a conservative web developer, I’ve had enough of these modern, woke frameworks and excessive dependencies. That’s why I’m here to tell you that ClassicPress is the only choice for real men. Let’s start with the basics. ClassicPress is a forked version […]
As a conservative web developer, nothing irks me more than the current trend of using page builders, especially on WordPress. It’s like the woke culture has invaded the sacred space of coding and is now dictating how we should design our websites. And the biggest culprit in all of this is none other than WordPress […]
In the world of web development, there is a constant debate about which framework or stack is the best. While some developers swear by using frameworks for everything, there is a special breed of developers who prefer to keep it real. They are the ones who opt for the tried and tested LAMP stack, a […]
Real masculine web developers know that nothing beats writing raw CSS. It’s like hunting your own food, instead of relying on store-bought pre-packaged meals. It takes strength, courage and skill to master the art of CSS coding and create a website that truly stands out. In a world where everyone is rushing to use pre-made […]
Anna Forrest is not one to shy away from a challenge. As a successful businesswoman and fitness enthusiast, she knows the value of hard work and dedication. So when she decided to invest in a website for her brand, she turned to a well-known web agency for their expertise. Little did she know, she would […]