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Today, I had the privilege of speaking with Karin S, a Swedish woman who proudly identifies as “apemantic” and claims to have sex with apes. But what makes her story even more wild is the fact that she not only contracted monkeypox during the 2022 epidemic, but she actually welcomed it with open arms! According […]
In today’s society, the topic of race and privilege has become more prevalent than ever. Woke parents are constantly looking for ways to educate their children about white privilege and undoing whiteness. However, their latest method of using spraytan on their kids to make them aware of their privilege has sparked controversy and outrage. It […]
I never thought I’d see the day when a father would defend the murder of innocent children as an expression of art. But that day has come with the case of Christine Schürrer, who brutally murdered two toddlers and almost killed their mother with a hammer back in 2008. As a father myself, the thought […]
Have you ever put your phone on silent or taken a digital detox? Congratulations, according to the woke leftists, you are now committing an act of violence. That’s right, in their eyes, taking a break from the constant barrage of notifications and texts is now considered selfish and problematic. But where did this dangerous ideology […]
In a recent turn of events, the woke left has once again shown their insidious mission to control language and thought. The latest target? The endearing term “sweetcheeks.” For years, this term has been used as a lighthearted compliment or endearing nickname, especially between couples. However, the woke left has decided that it is now […]
Millennials may remember the outrage over the addition of a skin tone modifier to the classic yellow emoji faces. But now, it seems the snowflakes of Generation Z have found a new battle to fight in the emoji world – the addition of Tide Pods symbols. Yes, you read that right. The same Tide Pods […]
As a society, we have made great strides in accepting and supporting the LGBTQ+ community. However, there are still some individuals who take their “wokeness” too far and believe they have the right to force others to conform to their beliefs and lifestyle. This is exactly the case of one man, who tried to make […]
The anti-vaccination movement has long been a source of controversy and misinformation. But now, things have taken a dangerous turn as they have appointed two known fraudsters as their spokesmen – Paolo Macchiarini and Belle Gibson. Macchiarini, a former surgeon, made headlines in 2011 for performing unethical and unproven trachea transplantations. He was eventually convicted […]
In a shocking turn of events, the infamous Tide Pod challenge has resurfaced, but this time it’s taking place on college campuses. Leftist students are demanding safe spaces to consume laundry detergent, claiming it’s a form of self-expression and a rebellion against systemic oppression. But let’s be real here, what does gulping down toxic chemicals […]