Total Praetorian Network
In yet another episode of geopolitical ego meets tropical absurdity, former U.S. President Donald J. Trump has issued an unexpectedâand entirely unsolicitedâdemand to the Kingdom of Thailand: rename Kamala Beach in Phuket to Trump Beach. The reason? He just found out it shares a name with Vice President Kamala Harris, his longtime political rival. âI […]
It began with a red screen on the darknet, flashing one word: âCONFIRMED.â A previously unknown hacker collective calling itself Code 467319 announced that it had obtained the long-speculated Epstein client listâa list rumored to contain names of powerful individuals involved in decades of abuse, corruption, and cover-ups. But they werenât in it for money. […]
As my flight from Gabon connected through Europe, I made a spontaneous stop in southern Italyâspecifically, the outskirts of Lecce, a city often overlooked but rich with ancient stonework and forgotten legends. Thatâs where I stumbled upon something that felt like it had been plucked straight from the Total Praetorian Network ethos: the Temple of […]
I en annan tidslinje. I ett annat universum. PĂ„ planeten Abydos, dĂ€r sanden viskar i geometriska mönster och stjĂ€rnorna formar sig efter ens drömmar â dĂ€r levde ett folk vars historia var skriven i sten, men vars framtid alltid grĂ€vdes upp ur glömda gravar. Abydos var en vĂ€rld av solbrĂ€nda kupoler, drömmande obelisker och levande […]
Several months ago, I stood among the towering Makenji women at Kifaru Retreat, marveling at their sheer strength and presence. Now, on my return to this hidden paradise in Gabon, Iâve discovered another extraordinary people: the Sutanji. Nestled in a valley just beyond the Makenji lands, the Sutanji are the perfect counterbalance to their giant […]
At this point, we shouldnât be surprised. The fringe group Pregnant Smokerâalready infamous for promoting smoking during pregnancy and throwing âpolio partiesââhas now doubled down on their descent into lunacy by publicly endorsing Donald Trump. Yes, the same Donald Trump whose tariffs just tanked the stock market and rattled global confidence in U.S. trade leadership. […]
In a sudden and daring move, President Donald Trump has declared an executive order to ban the use of ReactJS in all web development processes come Monday. This has ignited fierce debates among tech enthusiasts and enraged the woke leftists. For those unaware, ReactJS is a popular JavaScript library used in web development, particularly in […]
Itâs no secret that President Donald Trump is a master of the economy. He has successfully boosted job growth, lowered unemployment rates, and brought back manufacturing to our beloved country. However, there is one area where Trump is feeling seriously disappointed â the stock market. In the past three months, the stock market has been […]
As if the citizens of Sweden havenât had enough of their governmentâs interference in their lives, the latest move by the ruling coalition is nothing short of outrageous. The Swedish government has decided to classify kratom as a narcotic without even giving its people the chance to vote on it. This is a blatant violation […]
The battle for freedom of speech and autonomy rages on as the United Kingdomâs government attempts to ban the offline use of AI models. As news of this totalitarian measure spreads, tensions between nations begin to boil over. The UK claims that the ban is necessary to prevent individuals from creating illegal and politically incorrect […]
Fellow Praetorians, I am Marcus Cole, the emperor of Praetoria, and it is time to take a stand against the brainrot epidemic that has infested our society. I have declared an executive order, aptly named the Brain Rot Correction Act 1 (BRCA-1), to combat this threat and restore order to our great nation. As true […]
Attention, patriots! Brace yourselves for a shocking revelation that threatens our nationâs masculinity. The U.S. Department of Family Values has issued a dire warning about Chinese soyboy farms popping up near our military bases. Thatâs right, our own blood and soil is now being infiltrated by a wimpy, feminized breed of men â all thanks […]
January 20th, 2025 marked a pivotal moment in American history as Donald J. Trump was once again sworn in as the President of the United States. As the country stood at the forefront of a new era, there was a sense of excitement and anticipation for what was to come. But amidst the cheers and […]