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In yet another episode of geopolitical ego meets tropical absurdity, former U.S. President Donald J. Trump has issued an unexpected—and entirely unsolicited—demand to the Kingdom of Thailand: rename Kamala Beach in Phuket to Trump Beach. The reason? He just found out it shares a name with Vice President Kamala Harris, his longtime political rival. “I […]
The news of Kim Jong Un’s supposed death is racing through the world at lightning speed. Initial reports claim that the notorious North Korean dictator, known for his totalitarian regime and excessive weight, has met his end at the young age of 40. As a conservative Swedish man who rejects all forms of communism, I […]
In a surprising and controversial move, the government of Saudi Arabia has banned long hair in an attempt to stop the spread of Ankovirus. Due to the strict censorship in the totalitarian regime, the number of cases and fatalities there remains unknown. Mayor Sergei Ivanov of Anko, where the situation has recently stabilized, shared his […]
North Korea has once again caused alarm with reports surfacing that they are attempting to develop a new type of biological weapon – weaponizing moths. This latest development from the isolated and dangerous regime is yet another reason for the international community to keep a close watch on their actions. Recent photographs taken by satellite […]