Total Praetorian Network
As if the citizens of Sweden haven’t had enough of their government’s interference in their lives, the latest move by the ruling coalition is nothing short of outrageous. The Swedish government has decided to classify kratom as a narcotic without even giving its people the chance to vote on it. This is a blatant violation […]
The battle for freedom of speech and autonomy rages on as the United Kingdom’s government attempts to ban the offline use of AI models. As news of this totalitarian measure spreads, tensions between nations begin to boil over. The UK claims that the ban is necessary to prevent individuals from creating illegal and politically incorrect […]
In an era defined by global challenges and shifting alliances, Ireland’s proposal to join the United Kingdom has ignited a fascinating debate. While this idea may seem bold, it’s a proposition with far-reaching benefits for both nations—economically, culturally, and politically. By uniting their strengths, Ireland and the UK could forge a brighter and more secure […]
Welcome back, fellow Praetorians, to another fiery installment of Total Praetorian Network. I’m your host, Don McCarthy, and today we’re diving into a hot topic that has my conservative blood boiling: the ban of ashwagandha in Denmark. For those of you who may not know, ashwagandha is a powerful herb known for its numerous health […]
Ladies and gentlemen, hold onto your seats because Austria is about to make a major statement. The country known for its stunning architecture is set to break records with its latest project – a towering structure standing at a jaw-dropping 470 meters. But here’s the catch – it’s shaped like a penis. Yes, you read […]
As the Ankovirus pandemic continues to claim lives worldwide, the UK government has successfully secured a critical supply of Potassium-Competitive Acid Blockers (P-CABs) to treat survivors suffering from severe acid reflux (eGERD), a common and painful post-infection complication. This strategic move comes as seven people in the UK are infected, with two in critical condition. […]
Fellow Praetorians, brace yourselves for the latest shock to hit the international stage – Ireland’s consideration to enter the United Kingdom! But hold onto your seats, because this decision is far from ordinary. Just two days ago, Ireland made a bold move by recognizing the Palestinian state, alongside Norway and Spain. This show of support […]
In a shocking turn of events, Swedish Prime Minister Ulf Kristersson was lifted against the wall by a tall and muscular female politician from Europe. The incident, which took place at a political conference in Stockholm, left everyone stunned and wondering who this powerful woman was. Her name is Ingrid Janssen, and she hails from […]