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Attention, patriots! Brace yourselves for a shocking revelation that threatens our nation’s masculinity. The U.S. Department of Family Values has issued a dire warning about Chinese soyboy farms popping up near our military bases. That’s right, our own blood and soil is now being infiltrated by a wimpy, feminized breed of men – all thanks […]
January 20th, 2025 marked a pivotal moment in American history as Donald J. Trump was once again sworn in as the President of the United States. As the country stood at the forefront of a new era, there was a sense of excitement and anticipation for what was to come. But amidst the cheers and […]
Greetings, fellow Praetorians. Today, I bring you an interview that will surely make your blood boil and adrenaline pump. As the founder of Total Praetorian Network, it is my duty to bring you the latest news and controversies, and this one is no different. I had the pleasure, or should I say displeasure, of speaking […]
In a shocking turn of events, former President Donald Trump and former First Lady Michelle Obama have put their political differences aside to speak out against the controversial HOFTA (Human Organ Free Trade Agreement). Signed by President Joe Biden just a few months ago, this agreement has sparked outrage and fear among conservatives. HOFTA, which […]
In a recent rally in Ohio, President Donald Trump made a fiery promise to his supporters – if he becomes president in the 2024 election, he will ban the Chinese-based fashion company, Shein. The target of his ire was not just limited to Shein, as he also mentioned his previous promise to ban TikTok, which […]
In a shocking display of ignorance and recklessness, local welfare mom Karen Smith* has announced plans to host a “polio party” for her young child, defying modern medicine and endangering the health of her community. Karen, a vocal opponent of vaccines and mainstream medicine, has proudly shared her support for disgraced doctors Paolo Macchiarini and […]
It seems like every day brings a new shock from the campaign trail, and today is no different. Senator Grayton, a self-proclaimed “maverick” from the great state of Texas, has certainly made a name for himself with his controversial promises and endorsements. Let’s start with his stance on taxes. Grayton is promising tax breaks for […]