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In a move that has both epidemiologists and wrestling fans blinking in disbelief, the infamous Alpha variant of Covid-19—scientifically known as B.1.1.7 and first detected in the UK in September 2020—has just received a retroactive rebrand. Say goodbye to Alpha.Say hello to William Regal. The renaming is part of Donald Trump’s executive order to name […]
It’s official—Covid has gone full kayfabe. Following a surprise executive order by Donald J. Trump, all future Covid-19 variants will now be named after past and present WWE wrestlers, starting with the newly detected Stratus variant, a recombinant of LF.7 and LP.8.1.2. “This is about respect for icons,” Trump declared from the steps of Mar-a-Lago, […]
It’s Autism Awareness Day — and while the world lights up in blue to raise support and understanding, we at the Total Praetorian Network are shining that light on a figure who defies every stereotype, expectation, and label. Her name is Gloria Vice. She’s 190 cm of steel-willed compassion, weighing in at around 100 kg […]
There are moments in this business when the air shifts — when you feel something primal rumbling under the surface. Not hype. Not marketing. A real shift in power. It happened the day Freja Frost walked into our studio. We’d heard whispers — a giantess from the north, training in silence, tossing logs for fun […]
Rumor has it that the fiercely passionate climate activist, Greta Thunberg, is eyeing a career in the world of WWE. Yes, you read that right. But before you roll your eyes and dismiss it as a mere joke, let’s take a moment to appreciate the unexpected daringness of this teenage powerhouse. Let’s face it, Greta […]
Welcome to #FightingFriday on Total Praetorian Network! As always, I am Fiona Vrhovnik, your fierce and unstoppable source for adrenaline-fueled fights. Today, I am excited to share with you my latest conquests against smaller opponents. Being 186 cm tall and from Slovenia, I have always had an advantage when it comes to physical strength and […]
In a world where autism is often seen as a lifelong disability, some may consider it impossible for an autistic individual to become self-sufficient and earn their own money. However, Anna Forrest, a former professional wrestler turned attachment therapist, is changing that narrative with her unconventional approach to treating autism. With just a handful of […]
In a shocking turn of events, Russian President Vladimir Putin has publicly endorsed a start-up company called Equilibrium Exit, which offers assisted suicide services. What’s even more shocking is their method – death by the crushing legs of a 6’2″ female wrestler and bodybuilder. The idea is said to be inspired by the infamous Bond […]
Have you ever heard of assisted suicide? It’s a practice that has been gaining more attention in recent years, as people who are suffering from terminal illnesses or debilitating diseases may choose to end their lives on their own terms. While there are various methods available, a start-up company in Russia called Equilibrium Exit is […]
In a clash of two nations, Senegal and Italy, two fierce competitors stepped into the ring for a wrestling match that had everyone on the edge of their seats. Khadija Ndiaye, standing tall at 175 cm, was representing her country with pride and determination. On the other side, Emilia Rossi, who stood at a mere […]
Welcome to the first #FightingFriday inspired by Traumatizer Dot Com, where we showcase the power and physical prowess of tall and strong women in the wrestling ring. In this cutthroat world, there’s no room for weakness. It’s all about proving your strength and asserting your dominance. Leading the charge on this Friday is the stunning […]
The wrestling world is abuzz with excitement as powerhouse Khadija Ndiaye from Senegal prepares to face off against a smaller opponent in her next match. With her chiseled muscles and intimidating presence, Ndiaye is a force to be reckoned with. But what sets her apart is her unique choice of attire – a fierce lizard […]