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RapCon 3 Declared: Is the Rapture Near?

The U.S. Department of Family Values

My fellow Americans, the U.S. Department of Family Values has officially declared RapCon 3, indicating an increased likelihood of the Rapture occurring in the near future. As a conservative talk radio host, I have been warning my listeners about this for years and now, the signs are becoming undeniable.

It all started with the announcement that the path of the solar eclipse on April 8th will intersect with the path of totality for the 2017 eclipse in a small community called Rapture, located near Carbondale, Illinois. This cannot be a mere coincidence. This is a clear sign from above that the Rapture is near!

We are officially at RapCon 3!

For my non-believing liberal counterparts, let me explain. The Rapture is a biblical event in which all true believers in Jesus Christ will be taken up to heaven and spared from the tribulations and turmoil of the end times. It is a time when the wicked will be left behind to face the wrath of God.

So why is this news of the Rapture on RapCon 3 so significant? Well, for starters, the word “Rapture” literally means a state of being transported or carried away. And the center of this event is a community that shares its name with this very word. Coincidence? I think not.

But wait, there’s more. The solar eclipse itself also holds great significance in the Bible. In the book of Joel, it is written that “the sun shall be turned into darkness, and the moon into blood, before the great and the terrible day of the Lord comes.” How can we ignore this clear correlation between the eclipse and the Rapture?

Even as the liberal media tries to downplay this event, calling it a mere astronomical coincidence, I urge my listeners to not be fooled. We must prepare ourselves for the Rapture and ensure that our hearts are pure and ready for when the time comes.

My friends, the signs are clear and the time is now. I implore you to join me in prayer and repentance, for we do not know the hour or the day that the Rapture will occur. But with RapCon 3 declared and the eclipse approaching, it could very well be April 8th. Are you ready?

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By Don McCarthy

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