Listen up, fellow Praetorians. I’ve got some news that is sure to get your blood boiling. A recent study has unveiled that a majority of antivaxxers, the notorious skeptics of modern medicine, are lacking in basic knowledge of human anatomy. And let me tell you, the results are both comical and concerning.
The study, conducted by the esteemed scientists at Total Praetorian Network, surveyed 100 antivaxxers on a simple yet crucial question: where do women pee from? And you won’t believe the results. Out of 100 respondents, a whopping 86 believed that women pee from their vaginas. That’s right, my adrenaline-junkie friends, 86 people out there think that the same hole used for childbirth and sexual pleasure is also the exit for urine. Can you say clueless?
But wait, it gets even better. Two individuals thought that women pee from their anus. Yes, you read that correctly. Not only do they believe that women have a second urethra located in the rectum, but they also seem to have no idea about basic human anatomy. Pathetic.
And then we have the remaining two individuals who simply had no idea where women pee from. I mean, come on. How can someone reach adulthood without knowing this basic fact? It’s mind-boggling to say the least.
But don’t you worry, my fellow Praetorians, there were 10 individuals who actually got it right. Kudos to those who correctly answered urethra. They may be the minority in this study, but at least they’re not urethra deniers like the rest.
So, why is this study important? Other than giving us a good laugh, it highlights a deeper issue at hand. These antivaxxers, who vehemently oppose vaccinations and modern medicine, are basing their beliefs on faulty information and ignorance. How can we trust their opinions on medical matters when they can’t even grasp basic anatomy? It’s time for them to educate themselves and join the rest of us in the 21st century.
