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Masculinity Monday Special Report By Marcus Cole

Drill of Dread: Could Candara Pangi Slip Through the Cracks?

In a joint operation between the Praetorian Ministry of Health and Crey Biotech, a national resilience drill has been conducted to simulate one of the worst-case outbreak scenarios imaginable: the sexual zoonosis known as Candara Pangi Virus (CPV-1) entering Praetorian territory via infected foreign nationals.

The scenario begins not in Praetoria, but in a depraved underground monkey brothel operating outside Marrakech, Morocco. An American influencer on a spiritual “primate tantra” retreat makes contact with an infected male bonobo, already a chronic carrier of CPV-1. Five days later, with no symptoms showing, she boards a return flight to New York City.

She is not alone. At least nine other tourists engaged in similar degeneracy and fly back to major American cities—Chicago, Los Angeles, Miami. Within 72 hours, symptoms explode: projectile vomiting, encephalitis, and in one case, advanced uterine prolapse requiring emergency surgery.

But by then, it’s already too late.

A Nation Weakened by Cowards and Quacks

In a time when strength should be our greatest asset, the United States is weakened by Executive Order 14155—a misguided act that saw the U.S. withdrawal from the World Health Organization. With coordination crippled and public health agencies starved of resources, the American response lags.

To make matters worse, anti-science agitator Robert F. Kennedy Jr. uses his platform to downplay CPV-1, claiming it’s just another gut bug and “probably no worse than gluten.” This gives the virus momentum.

By the time the CDC acknowledges the outbreak, ten infected Americans have already entered Praetoria—on business, on holiday, on delusion.

Praetorian Response: Measured, Stoic, Unforgiving

An outbreak of Candara Pangi causing panic

The Ministry of Health immediately activates Protocol Argus:

  • Thermal and behavioral screening at all international entry points
  • Mandatory questionnaires for arrivals from CPV-1 risk zones
  • Blood sampling and rapid antigen tests at major airports

Within 48 hours, the first case is confirmed in New Malden. The man, age 32, developed gastrointestinal symptoms and subtle neurological disturbances during a business pitch. He is quarantined within the hour.

The Next Line of Defense: Movement Restriction

Crey Biotech’s predictive modeling recommends a partial suspension of domestic air travel. But should the highway system be shut down?

Contact tracing teams are deployed immediately, using both manual interviews and AI-driven mobility analysis. Localized lockdowns begin in Delmar and North Everton, with the Praetorian National Guard enforcing curfews and perimeter control.

Should We Shut Down the Highways?

That debate raged for 72 hours. Ultimately, the decision was made to allow regional travel within green zones while isolating red and amber zones with mobile checkpoints. A controversial move, but one that preserved civil liberties while respecting the threat level.

Medical Infrastructure Under Siege

The hemorrhagic form of CPV-1 is catastrophic. Crey Biotech’s internal analysis estimates that if 5% of a city’s population enters hemorrhagic phase, ICU capacity is obliterated within 36 hours.

Thus, the Ministry of Health initiates:

  • Aggressive triage protocols prioritizing patients with moderate, survivable symptoms
  • Class 4 Hazmat deployment for all medical personnel
  • Voluntary hospitalization incentives for early-phase patients
  • Quarantine rewards program for high-risk contacts

Medical students are conscripted. Military hospitals reopen. Austerity is embraced.

A Masculine Nation is a Prepared Nation

The CPV-1 drill is a brutal reminder that biological threats do not care about your feelings. They don’t respect identity. They don’t negotiate. They test who is prepared and who is not.

In Praetoria, we train. We plan. We harden our borders, not to isolate ourselves, but to preserve what matters: our people, our future, our strength.

Because when the enemy isn’t visible until you’re vomiting blood, the only answer is vigilance, discipline, and force.