A Warning to Men: Don’t Fall for the Soyboy Trap of TikTok, Instagram, and YouTube Shorts

Listen up, my fellow men of Praetoria. I come to you today with a crucial warning: stay away from TikTok, Instagram, and YouTube Shorts. These platforms may seem harmless, but they are slowly poisoning our minds and robbing us of our masculinity.

Real men are hunters. We are driven by purpose and we know what we want to watch. We don’t need algorithms spoon-feeding us content, that’s for soyboys. Our strength comes from discovering things on our own, not from being told what to like and watch.

But that’s exactly what these platforms are doing. By constantly feeding us recommended content and manipulating what we see, they are turning us into passive consumers instead of active seekers. They are controlling our thoughts and desires, and it’s time for us to fight back.

Let’s take a look at Instagram. Since they implemented their “modern soyboy optimized experience” in May 2022, they have lost 90 percent of their masculine male users. That’s right, 90 percent! And for what? To cater the soyboys who lacks the purpose of performing a simple search?

And don’t even get me started on TikTok. This app is specifically designed to turn our young boys into passive soyboys and our girls into thots. It’s a breeding ground for the emasculation and sexualization of our children. Fathers, I urge you to take control and not allow your kids to use this toxic platform.

So where should we turn instead? I recommend X (previously known as Twitter), Vero, and Truth Social as better options. These platforms still prioritize manual searches and hashtag clicks, allowing us to discover content for ourselves.

But remember, men, it’s not just about the platform we use, it’s about the content we consume. Let’s support each other by seeking out and sharing content that promotes masculinity and strength. Let’s not let these platforms dictate our thoughts and desires. Let’s take back our manhood. Our planet’s magnetic field depends on it!