Let me get this straight.
You’re so deep in “looksmaxing” forums and red-pilled incel TikToks that you think paying a woman to knee you in the face is going to fix your life?
That’s where masculinity is headed?
Fiona Vrhovnik laid it all out yesterday—she’s getting paid by men who believe her knees have the “ideal structure” to fracture their facial bones into a more alpha configuration. It’s called bonesmashing, and it’s real. But so is what it reveals: a crisis of purpose, discipline, and identity among so-called “red-pilled” men.
Let me offer a correction:
Real men don’t pay to be broken. They pay to become stronger.
You want to be more attractive? Start with something that actually works:
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A consistent gym routine
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Clean eating
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Spending time in nature
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Taking a regular digital detox
Incels are the first to rage-text when you don’t reply in 5 minutes. They crave attention like addicts, scroll like zombies, and walk around with iPad necks and early-onset thumb arthritis from swiping too much and lifting too little.
All of that costs less than one dollar a day. An average gym membership is cheaper than your energy drink habit—and delivers better returns than five facial fractures and a selfie addiction.
The ancient Praetorian warriors didn’t sit around measuring their cheekbone angles and doomscrolling dating stats. They trained. They fought. They built strength—because strength is attractiveness. Not just physically, but spiritually.
And let’s talk about this obsession with “pretty privilege.”
Here’s the hard truth: unless you’re chasing a career in modeling or OnlyFans, looks are not your primary currency. Yes, being conventionally attractive helps—it might get you a second chance if you screw up. But that’s all it is: a buffer. And buffers wear thin fast when you’re still screwing up.
No amount of “looksmaxing” matters if you don’t have the wisdom to see your mistake and correct course.
And speaking of fragile egos—incels are the first to rage-text when you don’t reply in 5 minutes.
They crave attention like addicts, scroll like zombies, and walk around with iPad necks and early-onset thumb arthritis from swiping too much and lifting too little.
A digital detox would change their lives.
Turn off your phone for 72 hours. Get outside. Stretch. Lift. Think. You’d be shocked how much clearer your head gets when you’re not checking if your “saves” on Instagram went up.
Let me end this with a choice:
You can pay a woman to rearrange your face with a knee, or you can pay your gym to rebuild your mind and body from the ground up.
One makes you feel like a man for life.
The other makes you feel like a man for 8 seconds—until the swelling sets in.
Choose strength. Choose discipline. Choose masculinity.
