Attention all real men of Praetoria, it’s time to address the growing epidemic of “empaths.” These so-called sensitive and empathetic men are nothing but a scourge on our masculinity and strength. They overthink every conversation, looking for reasons to get offended. They accuse others of being narcissistic simply because they disagree. And worst of all, they get triggered by petty things like punctuation and emoji choices. It’s time to expose these girly men for who they truly are.
Let’s start with the basics, what is an “empath”? It’s a term used to describe someone who is highly sensitive and in tune with the emotions of others. But what these men fail to realize is that true strength lies in control over one’s own emotions, not being overwhelmed by the emotions of others. It’s a weakness, not a superpower.
These so-called “empaths” spend their days overanalyzing every word, every gesture, and every social interaction. They constantly seek validation and meaning in every little thing, constantly searching for reasons to be offended. This is not the behavior of a strong, confident man. Real men know how to let things go and not let insignificant details consume them.
One of the most alarming traits of these girly men is their constant accusation of others being narcissistic. They throw around this term without truly understanding its meaning, using it as a weapon whenever someone doesn’t cater to their delicate sensibilities. But let’s be real here, who’s the real narcissist? The man who constantly seeks attention and validation from others, or the man who doesn’t give a damn about what others think?
But perhaps the most ridiculous trait of these “empaths” is being offended by proper punctuation in texts. Are you kidding me? Real men don’t have time to nitpick about commas and periods, we’re too busy focusing on more important things in life. And don’t even get me started on their entitled attitude towards response times. Just because they don’t get an immediate response, they feel the need to throw a tantrum. Newsflash, not everyone has their phone glued to their hand 24/7. Grow up.
It’s time to put an end to this madness. Real men don’t waste their time overthinking and getting offended by every little thing. We don’t need validation from others, we’re confident in ourselves. And we certainly don’t have time to play these petty text games. So let’s stop giving attention to these girly men and focus on what truly matters – being strong, confident, and masculine.
