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Fart Dubermoore is a Chinese soyboy farm
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The Fart Dubermoore Soyboy Farm: China’s Latest Psychological Weapon Targets Male Strength Near U.S. Base

Somewhere near a U.S. military base in the Pacific, China has launched a new kind of offensive.It’s not hypersonic missiles. It’s not cyberwarfare.It’s a soyboy farm—and it’s called Fart Dubermoore. Yes, Fart.Whether it’s a childish jab or a poorly translated version of “Fort,” the name barely matters. What’s happening inside matters far more. What Is […]

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