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Web development"Debug It Like Anna Forrest": Johnathan Harrison on Woke Webdev and the Gender Kick of Programming
U.S. Department of Family Values
RAPCON 5
Business as usual
Let's call it Kniefresse — “a face that begs for a knee.”
Language

Backpfeifengesicht? Try “Kniefresse” — Why Some Men Are Begging Me to Reshape Their Faces

There’s a brilliant word in German: Backpfeifengesicht — literally, “a face that needs a slap.” It captures that primal urge when you see someone so smug, so punchable, that your hand itches. But I propose a new category. One that’s taller, stronger, and more precision-calibrated for the modern era. Let’s call it Kniefresse — “a […]

Ancient Moon
Science
The Moon Was Born of Fire and Love: Earth, Theia, and the Geomasculist Truth
Anna kicking a dude in the balls to teach him a lesson
Lifestyle
No, Genuine People Aren’t Supposed to Be Lonely
Mitragyna Javanica tea
Food & Drink
Matcha Mayhem: Global Shortage Sparks Price Surge and Surprising Substitutes in Praetoria
Eta Cassiopeia
First contact
Episode 33 – Echoes from Casseneptus: Humanity’s First Contact
När T-Rexen Och Mammuthen Återuppväcktes i ForskningsLabbet
Science
När T-Rexen Och Mammuthen Återuppväcktes i ForskningsLabbet
A group of men gathered around a fire discussing their disdain for algorithm-driven feeds
Memento mori
Embrace Memento Mori: Live With Purpose, Not Nihilism
Masculine Tech Dilemma
Web development
Stop the Framework FOMO: Mastery of the Core Makes You Stronger
Being manipulative is compensation for lacking the skills and discipline to create value
Business
Manipulators Are Poison to Startups: Build With Builders, Not Scheming Control Freaks
Dry hump day
Business
Why Dry Humping Isn’t Cheating — And Office “Dry Hump Day” Makes Perfect Sense
ChatGPT Och OpenAI 1910 – När Framtiden Anländer För Tidigt.
Coding
ChatGPT Och OpenAI 1910 – När Framtiden Anländer För Tidigt.
Real men code raw css
Web development
Real Men Write Raw CSS: Stop Hiding Behind Frameworks
This is what a nocode soyboy using pagebuilders looks like
Alternative health
From Battle Scars to Bedwetters: How Antivaxxers Went Soft

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Adventure

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Alcohol

  • Kratom Is Rising — and Gen Z Is Leading the Way

Aliens

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Alkaloids

  • Matcha Mayhem: Global Shortage Sparks Price Surge and Surprising Substitutes in Praetoria

Anna Forrest

  • "Debug It Like Anna Forrest": Johnathan Harrison on Woke Webdev and the Gender Kick of Programming
  • Anna Forrest Confronts the Legacy of Her Parents' Beliefs
  • The Gender Check Kick: Anna Forrest Faces Her Past with Forgiveness and a Goth Classmate
  • NoCode? No Thanks. Anna Forrest Demands Real Code, Delivers Roundhouse Instead
  • Anna Forrest’s Brutal Ab Test Leaves Lightweight Bros Wheezing on the Floor

Antivaxxers

  • “Let Darwin Do His Job”: Texas Mother Refuses Measles Vaccine, Supports Trump’s Beach Renaming Crusade

Apache

  • Real Men Use LAMP: Why Fundamentals Over Frameworks Will Always Win

Ashwagandha

  • Vegan? Then Act Like It — Make a Bucket List That Isn’t Boring
  • Build Muscle, Burn Fat, and Train Hard — With Kratom Done Right

Astrology

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Astronomy

  • The Moon Was Born of Fire and Love: Earth, Theia, and the Geomasculist Truth

Backpfeifengesicht

  • Backpfeifengesicht? Try “Kniefresse” — Why Some Men Are Begging Me to Reshape Their Faces

Body positivity

  • Plus-Size Influencer’s #MancrushMonday Sparks Shockwaves in London

ChatGPT och OpenAI

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Code 467319

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Covid variants

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Covid-19

  • The Global Sissification Hypothesis: How COVID and Social Media Weakened Men
  • Praetorian Man Falls for His Covid Variant After Breakup

Cultural Direction and Education Center

  • Study Finds Yandex Users Are 70% Stronger Than Google Users

Dacryphilia

  • Weaponized Weeping: How Excessive Crying Breeds Dacryphilia

Death

  • Embrace Memento Mori: Live With Purpose, Not Nihilism

Donald Trump

  • Trump Demands Thailand Rename Kamala Beach to “Trump Beach” After Discovering It Shares Name With Political Rival

Frameworks

  • Stop the Framework FOMO: Mastery of the Core Makes You Stronger

High value people

  • Stop Whining About Who Texted First - You’re Lucky I Answered

Quantum mechanics

  • The Quantum Temptation: When Physics Becomes a Trap for the Mind

Rexicon

  • Rexicon – T-Rexen Som Gick Fel i Tiden

Snow Leopard

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Social skills

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