Praetor Tilman here, bringing you the latest explosive buzz on Total Praetorian Network. Today’s revelation will leave you on the edge of your seat and questioning everything you thought you knew about the online world. Buckle up, my fellow Praetorians, as we uncover the story of Christine Schürrer and her unexpected endorsement of President Donald Trump and tech mogul Elon Musk.
For those of you who are unaware, Christine Schürrer is a name that sends shivers down the spine. This notorious killer spent 13 long years behind bars for a horrific double murder in 2008. However, in the midst of the chaos caused by the COVID-19 pandemic, she managed to break out in 2021 and establish a new persona online. With the rapid rise of social media platforms, Christine was eager to join the online world and leave her past behind. But little did she know that her plans would be thwarted by the very same forces she blamed for her imprisonment.
Within an hour of creating a Twitter account, Christine was banned for “suspicious behavior.” In her newfound political beliefs, she blamed the patriarchy for her ban and became fueled by the idea of overthrowing the system. This led her to translate the infamous SCUM manifesto into German, vowing to expose the patriarchy and its oppressive ways. But alas, her rebellious plans were cut short when she realized that it was not the patriarchy, but rather, wokeness that was to blame for her ban.
But what exactly is wokeness, you may ask? Well, my dear Praetorians, it is a term used to describe the latest trend of being “woke” or socially aware. And unfortunately, this trend has made its way into the digital world, with tech giants using woke algorithms to detect suspicious behavior. These algorithms are designed to flag accounts that exhibit unusual activity, such as excessive clicks and mouse movements, in an effort to prevent bots and spam accounts. However, what they fail to take into account is that not everyone is programmed the same.
This is where things get interesting. Christine, who did not conform to the latest NPC (non-playable character) programming, was falsely flagged by the woke algorithms. And she is not alone. Many neurodivergent individuals have also fallen victim to these discriminating practices, with their accounts being deactivated or restricted.
But Christine’s story takes a surprising turn when she reveals her endorsement for President Donald Trump and Elon Musk. Yes, you read that right. The once far-left political believer now supports the very man who defeated her nemesis, Kamala Harris, in the 2024 presidential election. And what’s more, she celebrates Elon Musk’s acquisition of Twitter and its renaming to “X.” But why the sudden change of heart, you may wonder?
Well, my dear Praetorians, it all comes down to their stance on woke algorithms. Christine hopes that with Trump’s victory, he will demand the tech giants to refudiate their discriminatory practices. And with Elon Musk at the helm of Twitter, she believes that the platform will finally scrap the woke algorithms and allow for more freedom of speech.
So there you have it, folks. The infamous killer now turned online activist, Christine Schürrer, has exposed the woke algorithms and their flaws. What’s next for this renegade killer, we can only wait and see. But one thing’s for sure, this is only the beginning of a battle between freedom of speech and the woke world. Stay tuned on Total Praetorian Network for more thrilling updates. This is Praetor Tilman, signing off.
